bruemeister

Shit.

Added 2018-02-13 00:35:41 +0000 UTC

Human shit to be exact. Lots of it. Last Tuesday I flushed the toilet and the shit didn't leave the building. I fucking hate plumbing. Probably because I have so much plumbing trouble here that I actually have my own roto-rooter machine.

After fucking around for hours trying to get the rooter through the pipe I'm left with one obvious and long dreaded conclusion. The giant Oak tree in the back yard has finally broken the sewer pipe. I've known that day was coming for nearly 20 years.

Unfortunately the pipe is under a large cement patio. Step one go rent a cement saw and cut up the patio. That job alone is pretty suctacular. I've got about 10 tons of busted up cement if anybody wants it.

You may have gathered by now I'm a do-it-yourself type and I have the equipment to tackle most anything. Including an excavation project. Yeah I have a Bobcat 443 skid steer loader. It's a small loader so 2 days of digging with that. Most of the dig was battling my way through a labyrinth of roots the size of your leg. Finally the shit filled old clay pipe was exposed. Or at least what remained of it. The tree had lifted one section nearly a foot. The actual break left the pipe offset so that only about an inch of overlap remained.

The next day was spent clearing the roots and old pipe enough to lay new PVC drain pipe.

So now that I can one again pipe the shit out of my house I can get back to the important shit of making interesting porn for my Patreons. Heather has been patiently waiting for somebody to fuck her in the ass. That will happen as soon as I can get the scenes assembled into something playable.