Episode 394 - Adopt-A-Road Scrap Metal
Fun Society Arcade brings you another one of those adopt-a-highway shows. Half of it isn't live and the other half is. It's so confusing.
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Live Show - Adopt-A-Road
I recorded some calls today, half of them prerecorded, and half for a live show. Here are the live show calls. I'm editing it all right now, while listening to xyz, which is very confusing but I think I'm doing okay. Hopefully I'll have the podcast up tonight.
2017-09-08 20:06:35 +0000 UTC View PostHobosode 42 - Claw Machine
Get ready to listen to the bizarre logic and life lessons of a claw machine operator who has an answer for everything as long as you keep playing. This episode is sponsored by JamesS4. The background music is Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Butt by Gorillaz and the ending song is You Got To Believe by Lenny Kravitz, which I'm pretty sure is a song about claw machines.
2017-09-06 17:29:09 +0000 UTC View PostTSPS Episode 393 - Rest In Peace Ted E. Bears
Today we start off with some numbers from Rev, then we do a bunch of important science stuff for the rest of the show. Derek J. sponsors this abomination.
- PLA's brick page which hasn't been updated with a picture of the brick yet
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Hobosode 41 - You're Hired!
Today I put my Wal-Mart vest back on and call a few applicants to let them know whether or not they're hired. Gizmo is today's micromanager, who insisted that I play Roger Miller's Walkin' In The Sunshine throughout the entire episode.
2017-09-01 19:42:29 +0000 UTC View PostHobosode 40 - The Sensei Krazy Kraz Show
For the 40th Hobosode, The Real Krazy Kraz forces me to use Cody NoName's list of businesses near a Karate place so that I can order people to stop LOOKING at me, and he causes the show to be more than HALF of the allowed Hobosode show length. He's been fired, so it won't happen again. Today's background music is by The Fish Who Saved The Planet. The opening theme is by JD. There...
2017-08-31 00:06:38 +0000 UTC View PostTSPS #392 – Sorry I Peed On Your Door
Fun Society Arcade ordered me to do another show today, so I did. In this one I nicely apologize to people just so they can be jerks and yell at me for apologizing.
TSPS 391 - Charlie Loves You
This episode's killer lawn calls are brought to you by FOD87. When you need your lawn accidentally killed...FOD87.
Hobosode 39 - Recap
Listen to a lady tell me a thing or two about my mama, and then a listener's parents selfishly refuse to take responsibility for their actions. Thanks, Derek J, for supporting the show! THe background musak is Let Go by Justin Jay and Friends. The ending music is Asshole Son by Bob Rivers. The song that will play at your funeral will be 2017-08-26 00:53:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 390 - Tenants From 1967
Today, at Apocalypse's request, I attempt to convince apartment managers that I dug up a family inside of a fallout shelter underneath my apartment. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! This episode is fully funded by Buster C. and his ragtag gang of holligans.
Hobosode 38 - Approximately Big
FOD87 only brings you a measly 9 minute Hobosode, but at least it's something. The background music is Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil, the opening theme is by JD, and the ending music is In The Year 2525 by Zager and Evans.
And here's the Situation Room's big dumb eclipse v...
2017-08-22 00:18:00 +0000 UTC View PostPLA Situation Room Solar Eclipse
I hid in the underground tunnels beneath my house during the eclipse so I wouldn't be exposed to deadly moon radiation, but I left my camera running during the event just to help prove flat earth theory and wouldn't you know it - some burglar saw the stream, assumed I wasn't home and stole a bunch of shit from the Situation Room. Don't stream your empty homes, people!
2017-08-22 00:05:48 +0000 UTC View PostTSPS #389 - Tenants Live Show
Today Rev brings us a live Friday morning show where we call a few apartment managers and we return some calls to the photo lab.
Live Snow Plow - Tenants and Photos
Here's an XYZ preshow that happened this morning. I'll have it edited and put on the podcast feed machine hopefully soon.
I let my Mixlr expire last month because I was paying $20/month for it and barely using it, so today was a YouTube show. I don't know if I want to bring Mixlr back. I might just stick to Shoutcast for the audio shows. Can any of you convince me that I ...
2017-08-18 20:08:56 +0000 UTC View PostTSPS #388 - Voicemails and One Hour Photo
Let's call this episode an EXPERIMENTAL EPISODE, where the entire show is the voicemail segment with a few pranks mixed in. Today's sponsor, Miguel F., did this to us.
The Snow Plow Show #387 - Sonic Boom Microwave Eclipse
Most of the calls in today's show involve tenants behaving badly, but we also talk to a few Wal-Marts and listen to a bunch of voicemails. Tobiah I. is today's Bringer of Shows. Thanks, Tobiah!
Hobosode 37 - Cotton Balls
Greg T. brings you nearly TEN MINUTES of calls that don't work out that well, including a prank request by Brown Magic and a few Cactus Commando requests involving balls. The background music and the ending song is You Can Do Magic by America. Brad The Producer assures me we have the full rights to play that song and that all of the band members are going to appear on the show soon for...
2017-08-11 19:37:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe Snow Plow Show 386 - PLA Killed The Prank Star
BoboBob the HoboBob brings you the next hour of not exactly phone news, weird PLA music, me telling people to hang up the phone, and employees having a problem with me lounging around in the stock room.
TSPS #385 - Perpetual Motion
In the 385th episode of TSPS, we continue with Apocalypse's latest apartment list and try to convince a few landlords that I've invented a perpetual motion machine. I don't want to spoil things for ya'll, but not a single apartment manager is impressed with my invention, which can be blamed on William K. for sponsoring this episode.
The SPS drop near the beginning is by El Hombre. Ba...
2017-08-05 03:02:10 +0000 UTC View PostHobosode 36 - The Back Room
On today's Hobosode we're going to explore the untold mysteries that seem to exist in every Walgreens in America. The elusive BACK ROOM, which is so secret that it's locked at all times and only those with the secret code may enter. What's in the back room? What's it for? Why can't customers go in there? Exactly what is Walgreens trying to hide?? We may not find...
2017-08-03 03:55:33 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 384 - Cheating Wives, Syrian Refugees and Hamtennas
Prepare for an hour of talking to apartment managers and killing just a small percentage of lawns, not the entire thing. Today's show was fully funded, written, produced, and directed by Richard K. He also provided some much needed distraction services. Thanks, Richard!
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Hobosode 35 - Stop The World
Antoine brings you the most hobo-y hobosode of them all, complete with 2 moderately amusing prank calls, a voicemail complaining at me, a censor beep over the episode number because I thought we were on episode 34, and some weird shit I was attempting with a crappy early 90's song I heard on the radio this morning. Thanks, Antoine!
TSPS #383 - Stop Looking At Me
Hendrik G. wouldn't stop looking at me until I did a show of Sensei Doug calls, so here you go. Today's show is the first to include controversial new snake eye sensing AI technology.
- Today's intro is by Pillow Man and the Boxcutters. Background music was from a song called Gremlins In ... 2017-07-25 20:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hobosode 34 - Ham Leftovers
On today's EllerySode I call up the rest of the ham radio people who didn't answer last week. Opening music is Zilch by The Monkees. Closing music is Mister Dobalina by Del The Funky Homosapien.
AUTOMATIC REDIAL - Episode 230 - Starbucks Red Go Cups
Yesterday on Patreon, Michael W. claimed this old show from 2015 is one of his favourites. I'm not sure I believe him since he spelled it like that, but I'm posting this show today just to see if anyone else agrees with him. I am working on a new episode today, but I don't know if it's going to get finished before the day ends. Hopefully this weekend, though.
Reefer Badness should b...
2017-07-21 22:56:52 +0000 UTC View PostTSPS #382 - Denial of Lawn Service Attack
Xander Fett brings you a few more lawn calls where we offer special deals for doing BOTH HALVES of your lawn. We also listen to voicemails and read a few emails, because everyone loves reading emails on a podcast. Thanks for the new intro song, Jack H!
Hobosode 33 - My New Phone Number
Another show just like all the other shows where I tell people they're getting a new phone number and there's nothing they can do about it, only this time we tell them it's not Carrot Top The Rapper stealing it, it's a normal working man just like them. This episode is brought to you by John K.
2017-07-18 01:14:43 +0000 UTC View PostInfo For Supporters
First of all, that's a pretty awesome cactus up there, created by Nick D.
It's time I make a post on here to give new supporters an idea of what to expect around here and maybe provide a few links to things. Let's start with the show archives.
THE HOBOSODE ARCHIVES
Hobosdes are the se...
2017-07-17 19:34:54 +0000 UTC View PostTSPS #381 - Handy Talky
HEEEEEEYYYYYY, Patreon people. Lately a few have mentioned that the podcast feed on here cuts out after a few minutes. I wonder if the high bitrates have anything to do with it. Today I'm uploading the low quality version of the show, which is 64kbps mono. If you want to hear the HQ version, below is a link. If this fixes the problem, let me know and we can experiment...
2017-07-14 05:13:43 +0000 UTC View PostTSPS #380 Sorry I Your Lawn
Wur5ty brings you the 2nd show of lawn calls we've done in the past week, plus voicemails, old stuff, a song that I should have played months ago, and a weird thing that happened to Brent Westwood on Mixlr once.
- Listen to Calls of Mass Confusion Episode 18. It's about sandwiches.
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