Today we call apartment owners and tenants with hijinks and shenanigans and just a little bit of mayhem, brought to you by Cncwizard.
Goby brings you THREE HOURS of Hobosode today, but only a couple of calls worked out, so it's just 20 minutes. Thanks a lot, Goby. Today I fail at a bunch of Innerspace-themed calls, so I call some complainers that Dustin sent me instead.
2017-07-04 23:50:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Jason B. brings us all an hour and 42 minutes of calls to homeowners, most who refuse to believe that a time machine is going to materialize in their living rooms. Today's background music is the Cisco Call Manager Default hold music and then that creepy carny music during the voicemails. The opening music was Sensei Doug by 13code13. The ending music was called 2017-07-03 09:02:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Gizmo gave me this wacky idea to call people from their own phone numbers and claim that we're sharing the number now, so that's what I did. Thanks for sponsoring today's episode, Robert S. The background music is Black Mages by EPP and the end music is Look At Your Phone by Key Of Awesome.
2017-06-30 01:17:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Since I'm probably the only person on planet Earth with a copy of Frank Patterson's critically acclaimed book, How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way, I've decided to read the entire thing for all of you.
The clips are taken from The Twlight Zone in an episode called Night Call, where some dead guy keeps harassing an old lady over the phone, which is exactly what I plan to do after I die.
It...
2017-06-29 19:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucklight brings you a full hour of terrible calls to number neighbors that don't work out. Thanks, Lucklight!
Today's show contains Craigslist calls, RoyCo Roofing, some weird Uber thing, a very bitter ex-apartment manager, and we personally respond to a very weird voicemail. This show and all related bad karma are brought to you Queen Jodie.
King Richard brings you today's pile of horseshit, including a prank request to a Craigslist guy, a short voicemail, coin updates, and a song by MC Router called Hutzumi.
King Eckbert not only sponsors today's Hobosode, but he also provides us with a prank submission AND he created a remix of Christian Bale's freakout from 10 years ago for me to use as an ending song. Thanks King Eckbert! In this hobosode, you'll hear a man get double-charged for his purchase again and again and again and again and again and again and again. King Eckbert says the ...
2017-06-19 19:41:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Myfirstbroom spots a note in a restuarant promising a free burger to Bruce which results in a customer and a restaurant owner becoming closer comrads over their shared enemy, Bob Dobalina. Thanks, FOD87, for making all of this possible. Background music provided by The Fish That Saved The PLAnet. Ending music by Emergency Pizza Party.
2017-06-17 18:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt Z. brings you a brand new show this morning, filled with voicemails, intros, promos, Patreon begging, an awesome new song by Steven Yucca called Roy Gherbil Rides The Metro, a review of an old movie from 1990, and a few short prank calls at some point. Enjoy!
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2017-06-15 23:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A few of you have been asking for a Situation Room tour and it's been a few years since I've done one, so here it is. The catch is that now you have to watch shaky video for the next 20 minutes. Joke's on you, suckers.
I'm going to make this video publicly available on YouTube next week, or whenever I remember to make it public, but thought I'd give it to you Patreon weirdos first. &...
2017-06-14 00:15:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I attempt to do an entire show of listener requests, but end up building railroad tracks through everyone's yards instead. Jamie F, the sponsor of today's show, distracted me and caused me to forget to use the Rail Maze theme song as the background music today. Dammit, Jamie.
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Tony S. is making today's show happen, where nobody seems to believe that I'm digging doomsday tunnels in their back yards. The song in this episode is No, I Don't Wanna Do That by Happy Schnapps Combo. That guy just wouldn't quit saying it.
2017-06-11 19:35:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I tried to do a show today, I really did, but not much worked out with the calls, so I'm officially giving up for the day and posting a show from 2 years ago, which was requested by a listener whose name I've forgotten. I can't do anything right today. I skimmed through this one a bit, though, and it sounds pretty amusing so I hope you enjoy it. I'll try to get a new show u...
2017-06-09 23:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Jasper Flax ruins LoOoDaXFactor's show by insisting that we try to get Petco employees to talk to my dog, so we try that with varying levels of success. The opening theme is by JayDee. The closing song is Cisco Opus No. 1 Hold Remix by A.P. Laurenson .
2017-06-07 20:51:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Kuraz sponsors today's show which is nothing but me calling up a listener's employer and being weird at their coworkers. Thanks once again for the intro song, Kuraz. Sorry, JayDee, you don't get credit for the intro anymore because Kuraz is the sponsor. It's very greedy of him.
Today Jon T. gives us a few silent auction phone numbers, but FOD87 tries to take all the credit for it, just because he's the sponsor of today's show. Today's intro and outro was JayDee's 2017ish clip song that he didn't name. Today's background music was something called Mime Beat on the first half and Lawanda's Magic Organ by The Pepitones on the 2nd half.
In today's Hobosode, I call up Subway employees and attempt to confirm whether or not they're robots. This episode is sponsored by High School Graduate, and thanks to him you get a video version of this episode if you're on the Patreon machine. And I'm not saying this is a good thing, I'm saying that this mess of a video is all High School Graduate's fault.
I'm making this video of H...
2017-05-30 23:32:43 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's Hobosode, I call up Subway employees and attempt to confirm whether or not they're robots. This episode is sponsored by High School Graduate, and thanks to him you get a video version of this episode if you're on the Patreon machine. And I'm not saying this is a good thing, I'm saying that this mess of a video is all High School Graduate's fault.
I'm rendering the video ve...
2017-05-30 23:07:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Today Rev insists that I bring you more verification calls, this time mostly to recover my Facebook account that somebody reported as fake, but THEY'RE the ones who are fake, hiding behind their computers and reporting my account anonymously like some bitch ass ho.
Today's show is brought to you by Chris and Sarah, who want you to know how easy it is to trick people into giving you Google and Skype authorization codes by calling them on the phone and asking for the code. The ending song is Lord lord lord you sure been good to me by 2017-05-28 02:35:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's show has some more Tenants calls, a few HoA secret meeting calls, and some confusing voicemails. Thanks for sponsoring this episode, Rhapsodyman2000.
Today's Hobosode only has 2 new calls in it, but then we ask a few important questions about supporters of the show and play an old prank that was referenced earlier. This show was made possible by James S4 for sponsoring the show, Brown Magic for sending in the phone number of a known arsonist, JD for making that awesome Roy Gerbil intro, Midnight Oil who would probably be okay with us usin...
2017-05-24 19:41:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew Don-Faurquimmieey sponsors today's show, which is chock full of satellite dishes, secret passages, and piles of dirt. Listen to a PLA prank in episode 50 of The Dick Show. Today's ending music is Welcome To The Botnet by TheN.
2017-05-20 21:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's call some people who took a microwave popcorn survey, sent in by Incogneetoe. Today's sponsor is Julian J. and the ending song is Jenny's New Area Code by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.
Just so ya'll know, I did try the final boss but couldn't get through to anyone.
2017-05-16 23:51:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the live show from Saturday if you're too impatient to wait for the podcast version. The live version includes approximately 63% more phones ringing than the podcast version will.
2017-05-14 18:18:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a live show I did on Facebook this morning. I wish I could say we determined who the good boy was today, but I feel like we're left with more questions than answers.
2017-05-09 21:04:35 +0000 UTC View Post
King Eckbert, that filthy gypsy, has made you all wait 3 weeks for a new Hobosode, but enough is enough. It's time for a new one, where we tell employees to stop LOOKING at us through the security cameras and giving us those snake eyes. The ending song is the hidden track from Rappy McRapperson's Live At The Amway Arena. I just ruined the secret for you!
2017-05-09 00:26:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I did a bunch of customer surveys and most of them weren't boring. I'm editing together the podcast right now and I'm hoping to have it up this evening.
2017-05-05 23:32:28 +0000 UTC View Post