I hid in the underground tunnels beneath my house during the eclipse so I wouldn't be exposed to deadly moon radiation, but I left my camera running during the event just to help prove flat earth theory and wouldn't you know it - some burglar saw the stream, assumed I wasn't home and stole a bunch of shit from the Situation Room. Don't stream your empty homes, people!
Jimmy Soma
2017-08-22 00:41:04 +0000 UTCScott
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