Hey guys. I've gotten a couple of messages about this so I just wanted to send out a reminder that you can subscribe the premium episodes in any podcast player by copying the Audio RSS link from the Cum Town Patreon main page (http://www.patreon.com/cumtown).
Make sure you visit the page IN YOUR BROWSER and not the Pat...
I'm losing 500lbs by february and I'm gonna stop doing cocaine and my wife is going to come back. i can can feel it. This is _MY_ year. This is the year _I_ fuck
2017-01-09 02:46:58 +0000 UTC View PostA big cum town happy new year to all our friends. I'm too hungover to even write one of those descriptions where I'm too hungover to write a description in a fun way.
2017-01-02 01:43:12 +0000 UTC View PostAdam's live monthly show at C'mon Everybody in Brooklyn New York. Featuring Liza Treyger (v funny) Doug Smith (v funny) Alexis Guerreros (v funny) and Brandon Wardell (bombed and asked that his set be removed from the show)
2016-12-30 12:51:02 +0000 UTC View PostNotorious misogynoirist brocialist cryptojew Felix Biederman sits in on this one. The War On Christmas just got its fucking valor stolen, folks.
2016-12-25 15:51:16 +0000 UTC View PostGuys this is huge. Sam Hyde was in town and hit me up last minute to do the show. Obviously we swung into action and stav wasn't able to make an 11 am recording because he had to play video games, so we were unable to get Sam on the show!!! This is a regular episode with just the three of us! Apparently Stav doesn't realize this is a business! And you cant be complacent! I hope he slips on nutella...
2016-12-19 02:51:27 +0000 UTC View PostAn additional hour of talking. Not a particularly good episode. Again, I wouldn't normally upload this but Stav takes you all for granted. Please @ him and tell him he's a bad person. I'm the good host that cares.
2016-12-11 23:13:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the first of a two Bonus episode series today. The first one we did yesterday was kind of shitty so we recorded a second episode that's only a little bit better. I'll release the shitty episode later today because Stav will throw a temper tantrum if he had to sit in a chair and talk for an hour and it didn't count towards anything.
2016-12-11 17:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe search for Adam's replacement begins, and this week we try out returning faggot Ian Fidance, who you might remember from his shitty sean connery impression that was immediately outdone by literally everyone, even Adam, the guy who is not allowed on the show anymore.
2016-12-04 00:13:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, some people are having trouble accessing the old SoundCloud episodes. I'm gonna update all the links on here rather than reuploading all the old episodes directly to Patreon because I don't want to fuck up the RSS feed.
Also if you're having trouble playing stuff directly on Patreon, try using the RSS feed that was emailed to you instead of playing shit through the app/website. J...
2016-12-03 16:16:53 +0000 UTC View PostFunny Moms live featuring Ian Fidance, Sarah Tollemache, Jordan Temple, and Mike Recine.
2016-11-29 19:26:40 +0000 UTC View PostStav was too fat to do the podcast tonight (Auntie Anne's pretzels, Wendy's) so unfortunately we couldn't kick Adam off just yet. Instead Kurt Metzger joins us and I repeat things I saw on tv before we did the show. That's good podcasting folks; when you dont do jokes but you say things you saw earlier from the news.
2016-11-28 06:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostFolks we're back and were diving deep into this pizza gate scandal. I know it seems like a crazy conspiracy theory but I want to believe. Oddly enough Adam and Stav are on board with the idea.
2016-11-21 02:01:35 +0000 UTC View PostLive from Capitol Hill (actually DuPont Circle) we've got Sam Morill who you can catch this weekend (yesterday and the day before) at the Big Hunt in DC. Adam couldn't join us for this one so you guys get a special taste of the Adam-free podcasts, which will become a full-time thing once we get to 5k a month. Thanks everyone!
2016-11-14 03:12:44 +0000 UTC View PostWell I'm mad now because Patreon keeps cutting off this episode after 6 minutes. I was up until 5 am last night and I'm regretting my decision to switch over to Patreon-only posts. I swear to god I'm about to smash my computer through the fucking wall.
2016-11-05 16:37:45 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for supporting the podcast everyone.
Due to thieves (I'm assuming Chinese or Russian) I'm going to switch over and start uploading the premium episodes directly to Patreon in the future. I'm letting you guys know this because I don't want it to seem like I bowed to the will of these RSS wimps that are too lazy to just click the download link on the Patreon page. It's actually ea...
2016-11-01 14:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Amber joins us and we get into the extremely racist reason why Twitter got rid of vine.
A special bonus-bonus episode for premium subscribers. Here's Adam's successful live show that I refuse to let him rebrand as part of the podcast. Featuring some of our favorite comics in New York. (I have to say that. It's not true. I think they're funny sure but my favorite comics refuse to come to bed stuy.)
2016-10-25 04:02:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Stav got too damn high and I'm sick as shit. Adam tried to sound smart and we shut his bitch ass down.
Just reminiscing on the good ole days. Tieing up the deaf kids and screamin at em. This is how you become a man.
We recorded this one at the beginning of the week and I've been eating too many peanut m&ms to remember what we said. But I thought it went well.
A fresh off the press debate preview for the debate last week or whenever it was. The zoom fucked up and we lost the episode we did right before this but I felt like it came out pretty good.
Yo check out these fresh ass takes, immediately after the bombing, four days later when everyone's mad about the cops again or something.
Hmm something got messed up while uploading this one? I think the file may have been hacked???
Adam and I have a little nose-party to celebrate the launch of bonus content. If you catch my drift aheueuhue
This week we're going to figure out how to release premium content for patrons. I think it involves having to sign up for soundcloud pro, which is gay, but I think you guys deserve it. Stay tuned everyone! EDIT: Okay, so I guess I have it figured out. Extra content (special guest episodes, parody songs where I change all the lyrics to the n word, instrumental versions of said songs, &nbs...
2016-09-06 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2016-07-31 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for the support this month!
2016-06-30 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post