Stav's Fat ft. Kurt Metzger

emo phillips sucks

Lil B

sir, this is a wendy's drive-thru

stinkbagz

Just a heads up. When you are getting BANNED FROM THE OFFICIAL CUM BOYS DISCORD for an HOUR because YOU ARE TOO EDGY FOR THEM. Because you are um... Fifty, and us older guys think Norm Macdonald and Emo Philips and Brian Reagan bits are hilarious, but they get you BANNED NOW. I even did some Carlin at Carnegie and the mod was like. "That's not GAY ENOUGH YOU EVIL STRAIGHT WHITE DEMON!" then threatened to have me killed by Mexican Mafia hitmen, that he knows because he's big in Arizona, and that entire state is run by a Mexican drug cartel apparently.

Scott Wilson

Weight jokes are shit. And to be honest, it's hard to attack Stav because he's fast in the pocket. He's quick and smart. Nick level but different. Nick is a secret appeaser (he knows). He still wants to be accepted by the cool kids. Stav is an undercover cool kid fucking up his health on purpose. He's part robot. He has no feelings.

Scott Wilson

This dude write Maga in 2023

James Welsh

All I'm reading is "REEEEEEEEE"

Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son

“Trump being a bad businessman” is an ignorant statement. Almost as bad as him colluding with Russia. Highest Unemployment rate in US history for blacks and Hispanics (that’s w fake news media machine). MAGA

Frank

Opie's show ruined Sherrod for me

Derek Keenan

kikaine

Derek Keenan

thats precisely why we have a senate and a house

Derek Keenan

you go to a lot of republican nightclubs?

Derek Keenan

i'm gay

Derek Keenan

This is a really interesting artifact to look back on. Metzger is such a whiny old queen, I love him.

Jack o Diamonds

Kurt is so painfully unfunny, the guy sounds like he sits around in his free time trying to get upset at college women for not fucking him and then internalizes it for 20 years

Patrick Collins

Everything Kurt said was correct you’re all just retarded

AltRightHomo

Holy shit so funny going back to this 5 years later to see how fucking wrong Adam is about everything yet he talks about it with such conviction.

AltRightHomo

There bit about people from Boston is funny…The significant thing I remeber about it was not having to go to work because that cute kid was hiding out in a boat the next town over.

Kev I-L-0 (Aiello like the mediocre character-actor Danny)

😂😂😂 the fucking retards talking shit about METZGAR?! Jesus.... separating the comedy fans from the Marx cuck bois... the irony of your lack of ironic understanding by attacking Kurt.... I mean.... 😂😂😂😂😂

Cristo.

this kurt guy sucks dick

etsdv etsdv

Kurts the man..

Mullenwasright

wow kurt's a cuck

The Defenestrator

I liked the guest

James Wood

It's not just that this guy was dumb, it's that he wasn't even funny, like, non-stop.

Brendan McCoy

Good god what an idiot

Pvt. Happy

Kurt Metzger sounds utterly retarded, especially when hes talking about Marx's labour theory of value. Like he read that on the back of a toilet cubicle door in a republican nightclub. Its weird that he isn't self aware of how dumb he sounded as he was saying that. I could imagine Nick doing a bit about people just like Kurt

gigjpa

Out here in 2020 to say that Kurt is very retarded and does not understand the difference between liberals and leftists. Extra dumb especially looking 3+ years later.

tulpababy

holy fuck Kurt Metzger is retarded

David

hey guys, am I too late to post my opinions on Kurt?

Andranik

favorite was the part where kurt said institutional racism doesn't exist because, uh, some people gave him some bad answers when he asked

MC Arson

Fuck Kurt Metzger.

Jackie Treehorn

Lmao Kurt Metzger thinks marxism is health care what a fucking idiot

Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili was a good man

Nevermind. It seems to be just the older ones that are unavailable. I'm fine.

ryan blough

Anyone having download failures?

ryan blough

I love Kurt and I loved the episode. I came

Erik Anderson

Just listened today. This ep was great--liked Kurt a lot. And I like when you guys talk about politics.

Whitney Chandler

christmas has come early and so have i

Rob Yell

surprise bitch

The Cum Boys

now

Rob Yell

lol

The Cum Boys

change the nazi pricing to $14.88

Rob Yell

cuck

Rob Yell

Kurt was great, listened to it twice, good episode

Nate Leslie

Same

The Cum Boys

Negging won't work on Metzger man. He will never fuck you no matter how much you insult him. Try sending him your pussy instead

justleslie

Please don't skype guests, there is zero chemistry in shows that do that and the lag time and tech issues make me want to scream. Also don't have callers because that encourages us superfans to feel self important and we aren't funny or special. Wait till year 3 when you guys all have kids and are boring. By then we will all be hooked to the show and will have to put up with gimmicks to not be shivering shit dope sick idol worshippers. Seriously comedy podcasts are the only thing keeping me from drugs and prostitution. This and my kids and that's it.

justleslie

He's had a rough month guys. First he gets cucked then he has mediocre sex with a southern girl. Cut him some slacks

justleslie

I love Adam and I can't decide if he sounds nasal because of the cocaine or the Jew thing either way bring back autism powers

justleslie

Nice

justleslie

Also he's like 8 feet tall and when I met him after the show he gently put his hand on my shoulder in a comforting manner to say thank you for coming when he could have easily raped and murdered me instead.

justleslie

I mean yeah probably

Conner Abram

everyone is stupid about politics so shut up drew no one likes you

justleslie

He's one of like 3 comics that actually make me laugh

The Cum Boys

Wanna see me naked

justleslie

Thank you please defend Kurt in the comments so it's not just me

The Cum Boys

Metzger is awesome. I've seen him twice live and he's amazing and is a genuinely nice guy. He thanked me for being the only girl who came and laughed so I'm definitely gay and trans. Race Wars is how I found the cum boys in the first place

justleslie

Holy shit 82 comments? Metzger is a lightning rod and I've always wanted to say that about somebody

justleslie

I only hear Sherrod on RW. Earlier episodes he was pretty funny and offered some ok insight. Listening to him now on there and on Opies show, he's kind of stunk.

Kyle Little

this was a good one. I don't expect to be laughing at a podcast like it's a comedy special, I value your opinions too.

Richard Gobbla

Nick, The show is funny and interesting. I really enjoyed this episode , especially because you're genuinely having a spirited conversation about something you give a shit about . Everyone on the pod was great, especially Metzger. Keep doing episodes like this or even completely not like this, either way you have my money bitch and stav's a fat gay.

Arif Hussain

It was good. I enjoyed it a lot.

Nick Realveg

This was a good ep fuck all of you I'm ready to die for this

Conner Abram

To quote the great Colin Quinn, Kurt looks like a "Bosnian war criminal"

Emilio Francisco

the amount of autism i'm seeing over kurt's opinions is disturbing

no

Agreed, I was just trying to make the point that the reward for me is just the extra show itself, I don't need a big guest to feel like paying the $5 is worthwhile.

When I Secaucus

You are stupid about politics I can tell you have bad opinions

John

The latest race wars is a great listen and will redeem Kurt for a lot of you

Italian Tacos

I do think most of the guests have worked well though. Jim Norton, Felix, Soder, Bonnie, David Cross all ruled. Amber is cool.

harvey chulo

Yeah the post election episode is one of the best Cum Towns yet

harvey chulo

The problem with guests is that they can ruin the dynamic that makes the show click. One thing I like about legion of skanks is that the guest is ignored unless they get into the same BS vibe that makes that show work (until they turned it into a fucking UFC podcast). Btw, it was really cool to hear you breakdown when mean = funny. Turns out you're fucking smart

When I Secaucus

Wow I never thought of it like that

Mr Brexit

Kurt is funny but holy fuck is he stupid about politics

Drew Golba

More rape jokes please.

Cum Tsunami

The shitty thing is I only got kurt because I felt lazy about not getting bigger guests for premium subscribers. He came through last minute. In retrospect maybe I should have just not shrugged off the episode not being funny and just postponed the one for this week because of the holiday, but I woulda felt worse about doing that. I also think Kurt is one of the best comics there is. He's a good friend and I hear the criticism or whatever but don't judge him based on a podcast appearance. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXR6nXfeQ8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXR6nXfeQ8</a>

The Cum Boys

tell stav to stop being a fat fuck that cant keep a weekly obligation. he got playstation and forgot his responsibilities

The Cum Boys

Political episodes are fine. I think the post-election one is one of the best.

shy

I cannot bear to make it through this one.

shy

Twitter user Duck Honkin

Hey i loved the episode (got me through a long drive) and thought Kurt was a great guest.i also think the political episodes are my favorite because it's a perspective I don't hear anywhere else. Stay strong cum boys

Mr Brexit

Yeah? Maybe I should. The fact that Wyoming has two Senate votes is also constitutional. Doesn't make it any less retarded.

Expropriated Valor

That's literally how the electoral college works. Why don't you go burn a flag if you hate the constitution comrade?

tard

we're putting up the live show from last night in the next couple of hours

The Cum Boys

alright alright guys jesus christ lol

The Cum Boys

The fact that Kurt thinks that people's votes in more populous states should count for less, makes him literally retarded. So maybe having him on the show can be some kind of tax write-off.

Expropriated Valor

kurt metzger is a fucking moron

T Dogg

Please get Adam off the fucking show. It'a a nice parting gift to build him a loft or do other carpentry favors, but Adam without Stav sucks.

Mike Kennedy

don't wanna tell you what to do but so far having more "big name" guests hasn't been great it turns too much into an interview. david cross was good cause it was short and like a bit. dan soder was good too actually maybe i should shut the fuck up.... i just like it when it's the cum boys dictating the conversation and the guest just rolls with you guys. dan did that that's why he worked. don't see sam or weev doing that. whatever sorry.

Evan

hey how come you guys were talking about Sanford and Son and then Kurt goes "yeah" like he's agreeing with you and then starts saying something about millennials?????

Evan

That episode was funny though and somehow Brandon is less retarded than Kurt.

buscabulla

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Will Chernetsky

This is Cum Town's 'Brandon Wardell on Chapo'.

Tim Smith

WOOOOOOO boy Metzger has some wack politics lmao

Nathan York Jr.

After his bizarre electoral college statements, I shouldn't have been surprised by the other half-baked bullshit that followed.

Expropriated Valor

It's called Asperger's. Have a little decency, jeez.

Cum 41

the politics stuff isn't the worst but i'm hoping for more discussion along the lines of "what if a retard was gay"

harvey chulo

Couldn't make it through this, Metzger has the politics of an edgy 16 year old

Denny Check

I like that Nick & Adam pronounce "Auntie" like the mom in the Fresh Prince theme song.

Joshua J Austin

Stav is transfat.

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

Sherrod is their Adam.

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

Awesome! I was so bummed when Sam said he didn't want to do the show.

weeznerps

i can promise this also

The Cum Boys

Can't relate.

Donald Cumsfeld

I would also be okay if adam stayed and you just ramped the bullying up 1000%

Donald Cumsfeld

Cum to Marakesh town angles

Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation

Best news I've gotten in weeks. Make Cum Town great again!

Donald Cumsfeld

adam will be kicked off the show. i promise

The Cum Boys

Nick you promised no more adam after 5k. Will you keep your word or will I Venmo my $5 to Cockfield?

Donald Cumsfeld

Replace Adam with Ann Coulter until he apologizes to the Cum Town family.

tard

Keep Adam on the show, for roasting purposes

Adam

Don't lie Nicholas.

Cum 41

Thoughts and prayers for Stav as he recovers from his crippling Auntie Anne's addiction.

Cum 41

sam hit me up and said he wants to do the show now, but i dont wanna skype anyone in. he'll do it if he happens to be in NYC

The Cum Boys

get sam hyde on the show.

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

yeah well that's what race wars has sort of turned into. there's an audience for it and i still think its a good show. I was hoping we could talk about pizza gate (which i think is so funny) but everyone wanted to offer analysis and its not like you can just say "no shut up, make jokes about this"

The Cum Boys

It's all understandable I guess it just sucks that this is the episode that got political when Kurt probably would have killed otherwise. Its hard not to get into politics when people are losing there shit about trump and fascism or whatever.

Parker

lol i love sherrod

The Cum Boys

honestly im sick of talking about the fucking election and i had kurt on because i thought we'd be able to talk about something else. we don't really go into the episodes with any kind of plan, but kurt didn't know adam prior to the show and I didn't know what would happen if I stopped talking. I love doing race wars, but race wars is great because you can just sort of jump in while kurt and keren are arguing with people and try to lighten the mood.

The Cum Boys

Like he half buys half into some alt-right shit like "foreigners only respect guys there terrified of" and seems to believe the Cultural Marxism/Frankfurt School conspiracy, but he wants Bernie and social democracy. He also thinks the Kurds are all Yazidis when most are secular sunni. Obviously he's a comic not some shitty political pundit but he's a weird choice for a semi-serious political episode. I didnt think he was funny at all he just seemed confused. He probably could have killed if the show didn't get to far into politics and serious shit. When you get political or whatever get Amber and Felix. Even if they're busy call up a writer from Jacobin or some lefty journalist. You could get some right-wing guy for the sake of fairness or whatever but actual debates are rarely funny and the libertarian dork who would agree to do it just would wet himself and talk about logical fallacies.

Parker

I want the boys to be able to safely say the n word hundreds of times an episode and Sherrod makes that possible

Italian Tacos

Sherrod fucking stinks, dude.

Kyle Little

I said to have Sherrod not Kurt

Italian Tacos

Holy shit Metzger is one politically confused boy.

Parker

weev wants to come on but im wary about skyping people in. i think it fucks up the show

The Cum Boys

look folks i think we can all agree this was stav's fault

The Cum Boys

Metzger is only funny to other comics. No more Metzger please, he's a bore and he's not a cumboy

When I Secaucus

Love it when I get my cumtown boners episode

Quade

You guys are clueless about this election. Get weev on asap, so we can listen to him bullycide you dipshits for 60 minutes

Rob Yell

Kurt doesnt seem to know a lot but hes funny :/

Kodi

can you put it back up on bandcamp too, downloading from here always takes forever and the downloads will just stop in the middle constantly.

Adam Boysen

this episode exemplified why i love adam and his presence on the podcast. pls dont get rid of adam. pls do make stav trans tho

Goldmember

For the love of God fine I understand you needed to keep Adam on the podcast this one last episode but could you have not at least had the common decency to duct tape his mouth shut so he couldn't talk. I mean come on. "aahh like I think Trump won because people were dissillusioned" - Aaron Friedman

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

Congrats on 5k guys

Troy