Huge Guest Announcement

You'd have to find your Paul Shaffer character. None of you have the musical talent.

Scott Wilson

It worked. Sorry. Everybody wants to see you all together forever. You know it worked. Worse, with the three of you the dynamic did the thing you forgot. ALL THREE OF YOU dilute each other. That's your value to each other. So with the three of you, you are LESS THREATENING to someone like Kurt. Or Sam. THE THREE OF YOU with the TALK SHOW you were born to host, since you can effortlessly talk forever together, would be epic. And you'd have that threat reduction back. And attract crazy guests with big names.

Scott Wilson

for what its worth I did get set on fire one time and stop drop and roll does jack shit

ollie gray

This finally hapoened

K Furr

How about that. Any you and I are diving deep for the young guns

K Furr

Damn looking at six year old comments finding Robbie Goodwin. Little did he know six years later Nick would have gone on Sam Hyde’s podcast

Horny Wigger

stavs gay for this. adams gay for everything else.

Dhelfh

Anyone wanna go in on a custom D.A.R.E. to suck my penis shirt for Stav that we can send to him as a 4XL?

PATREON_USER_69420

This episode is special to me. It was winter break, my first time back home in Michigan since Mom's surgery for her brain cancer, before the dementia really started setting in. I remember laughing with my whole body until I couldn't breathe at the man who died from beating off, laughing until she and Dad came into the kitchen to see what was going on. Listening again today, I was viscerally transported back. Only a few months but it feels so long ago. I love you, Mom. <3

Charles McButt

Have on anyone you think would be interesting

Adam

male ducks have a 12 inch penis

Richard Gobbla

You're being pretty liberal with "joke"

Lost Angeleno

I like when Adam gets interrupted and it takes him five tries to get his joke out

Pat Cleland

dc plz

M w

Feel that, thanks man

Youngblood

Dat shit u jus uploaded. That movie is tight af

Science Bitch

i try to read all the comments. ill keep that in mind but right now if we do a "tour" id like it to be within driving distance back to new york every night unless we can get a good schedule put together

The Cum Boys

i try to read all the comments. ill keep that in mind but right now if we do a "tour" id like it to be within driving distance back to new york every night unless we can get a good schedule put together

The Cum Boys

which

The Cum Boys

oh good!

The Cum Boys

Hey; this is a Gorilla Mindset, no-fap podcast.

noah

Hey Nick, I know y'all were thinking about doing a tour. I live in Savannah, GA and there is a bar where Kurt Metzger is gonna perform next month. It'd be tight if y'all made it this far south. Probably gonna post this on the next premium thing cause I know reading this far down the comments isn't happening anymore.

Youngblood

Porn?

Lost Angeleno

I just figured out how to download!

Whitney Chandler

make stav jerk off that retarded guy from howard stern

Christian Young

Could never watch either of those tards

Lost Angeleno

I think maybe you should consider logging off from life. Delete your account, try for reincarnation

Science Bitch

werr da rest of da kontent son?

Science Bitch

Next guest podcast should have all cum boys on it. That would be siqqqq

Benji

I like stav :'(

Benji

idk he could be bluffing about it

Samuel jaxon

Hope Stav chokes on his last pastrami sandwich and dies

cool guy

Dank für die Herstellung unserer "sauren" Arbeit ein wenig heller!

reet

I asked Nick about that in the last pods comments and he said no. I sent him the link so hopefully they will. It was the most awkward, unfunny cringeworthy event possibly ever.

Cum 41

I would whip a battery at stav's some

ScummyJim

Inshallah!

jd

What's with all the Stav hate? Adam is still on the show...and Jewish. Stay on target.

Lost Angeleno

Did you guys watch Wardell on GDWH?

Blake

a good topic to dig in to on a future ep, I hope

johannbratwurst

Adam dated a girl with the genital configuration of a duck, and you guys spend a total of 15 sec on that topic?

jd

Nah fuck that get Charles on the show

Maccas B W S

Hey so in the regular episode you couldn't come up with a good parody to the "I'm Blue" Eiffel song so may I suggest "I'm Gay I would beat off a guy"

Parker Hollis

get brandon wardell on and make fun of him some more

Dimitri Sukidsov

sam hyde is uhhh gay and uhhh retarded

Dimitri Sukidsov

...said Cindy Lou Who to the Grinch.

Cum 41

Cumboys cumming together is what cumtown is all about.

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

Wow, this is fucking bullshit. I'm deleting all 1011 of my accounts in the Nazi pricing tier

nom de guerre

Dry and violent are the only type of reach arounds I give buddy so you've got yourself a deal.

Zack Theisen

No big deal. Give your boy a dry, violent reach around and we'll call a cumboy truce.

Cum 41

Thanks bud. Sorry man I was having a bad day. I shouldn't have called you unfunny that was uncalled for.

Zack Theisen

It's ok Zack. Jesus still loves you.

Cum 41

We love the farts.

Daddy HotRod O'Burger

Cum Boys gonna find their way to Chicago for a show?

Matt Schamber

nick is the only reason worth reading twitter

harvey chulo

However I forgot that's an old cumtown reference so I concede. Can't badmouth a cum reference. Congrats on the shoutout bob.

Zack Theisen

I'm more on the spectrum then you'll ever know bitch. I spent 2 hours looking at the worlds largest mode train set today fucker.

Zack Theisen

He's good actually

harvey chulo

Nick made it a little over 24 hours on Facebook before being sent back to FB prison. Some men weren't made for the outside world.

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

Reminds me of when Chris Chan pretended to turn into the Incredible Hulk when people on Encyclopedia Dramatica were sending him drawings of Sonichu and Rosechu banging out.

Cum 41

Lol shut up shut up shut up

The Cum Boys

Brought to you by Thomas the Tank Engine and a grant from our friends at Lionel.

Cum 41

Tell em Grandpa. This nigga Zack ain't even on the spectrum. Non-autism havin ass bitch.

Cum 41

Referencing classic cumtown is always funny.

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

Nick trying to act low key interested in Stav's Dad's woodworking shop is the Autism Moment of the Week

Italian Tacos

Edgy as fuck.

Cum 41

look at this special cumflake here

johannbratwurst

On Norton you said that when you have a guest, you only have one of the co-hosts on the show anyway...so why would Stav's absence stop the Hyde show? Something fishy...

Octopoli

The calculator app on my phone is now used exclusively to determine how much the Cum Boys are bringing in.

Youngblood

should be right up your alley my man.

Konrad Smit

Stav fucks something up AGAIN. Lol at people calling Sam an edge lord though, clueless people are priceless.

Konrad Smit

6666666666KORN

suh'kton

Bob used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea, use you as sandbags.

Cum 41

I had to settle for my @ name because some asshole already took "Zack Theisen". Puns are funny dude, get over it.

Cum 41

I love Stav, I HATE his laugh.

Richard Gobbla

spend your paper boo boo

Richard Gobbla

Stav was taking a political stance by not coming

daniel bustin

shout out to that guy with the old man avatar

Goldmember

How do you get so many likes? Nothing you post is funny. Put in some effort pal. Your @ name is a fucking pun, I mean come on.

Zack Theisen

damn stav really wants to fuck adam

Shelby

I don't care what you guys choose to do with the money.

uncut zubb

Shoutouts to my OLED display peeps.

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anti fart crew

Goldmember

OLED very good agreed

Michael T

Gay

jdcofla

I really hope they send you pussy ass millennials to war and all they give you to fight the enemy is a safety pin. Let me enjoy my cumtown in peace.

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

IS THIS PODCAST SHOW FOR LEARN HOW TO GIVE JEWISH GIRLS CUM IN TOWN THAT IS MINE? BEST REGARDS, S. EDELMAN.

Cum 41

How does patreon d/l onto phone always fail like 3 times for this podcast.

silver tongued devil

I'll still hold out autistic hope that it will someday happen

Mr Brexit

Anxiety is no joke. I've fought it my whole life. The ulcer is probably from the anxiety as well. Just stay away from trying to self-medicate, that just makes everything worse.

Cum 41

:(

Mr Brexit

sadly it dies here

The Cum Boys

Ass man should be the new theme song

Nate Leslie

the important thing is that you all fight about it in the comments

The Cum Boys

Stav is the bacon in the BLT. You wanna eat a lettuce tomato sandwich?

jrjammaster

ive severe anxiety and a peptic ulcer thats killing me

The Cum Boys

dont say this. i dont want to know it if its true

The Cum Boys

Yikes!

Matthew Flaherty

Bob fucks hard.

Cum Tsunami

I'm looking forward to the CumTown|Sam Hyde episode more than anything else in entertainment.

OldWizard

FART CREW

Michael Bryer

Blasphemy! Bob lives in all of us, inside our cum.

Cum 41

James, psssh. More like Lames. Gay retard faggot cuck ass bitch.

Cum 41

reet

Congrats on the shoutout Bob. Crank out another jerk session in the shed this week to celebrate.

Cum 41

They should get Dan Soder in again

DVNT_Pinkie

Fuck guests... the cum boys are funnier anyways

Yuge

This disappoints me. As much as I love the classic cumboys riffing if this pod is going to have any longevity you are going to have to work out a way to have guests on even if only occasionally without all the cumtown fan boys getting all bent out of shape. As punishment for his laziness and insubordination Stav should have to eat his own poop live on the next podcast or resign from the show. You need to manage your employees with a firm hand Nick or they will never respect you.

Sitting on the cock of some gay wasting time

I disagree. All 3 have their ups and downs, but Cum Town is perfect the way it is. Nick can't just 'Sperg out to himself like Chris Chan for an hour.

Cum 41

Stav saved the show by playing PS4 and beating off.

Parker

i probably would've opted for video games, too.

Taylor Noll

A Sam Hyde episode would almost certainly be much worse than the Kurt one especially right now when it would probably be a dumb ass interview about adult swim.

Evan

stav is a cancer to your podcast. not saying this in like a 'ha ha fuck Adam eget' way, the guy is genuinely bad at podcast. his desperate giggle curls my spine

young thug

Nick, why are you breathing so fucking heavy at the beginning?

Cum 41

Tbh I can't enjoy cumtown without the Greek Ed McMahon providing a laugh track.

Michael Dickfield

Good. Sam Hyde sucks dog dicks and makes youtube videos for future school shooters.

Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation

What if a retard was gay and also named James

tard

Foh Sam Hyde is an edgelord. Guest eps are always worse.

James

next patreon goal: we kick stav off the podcast permanently

Coleburn Anderson

My man Stav need a bong hit transplant.

Cum 41

So is there no hope of #SamHydeOnCumTown?

Mr Brexit

forever

tard

Kind of funny announcement but still makes me salty enough to almost cancel my pledge. Stav has to go bye bye

tard

Stav I don't blame you bro. PS4 is the shit.

Guy23