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its a soduku this time

sudooku. sodoko. different kinds of puzzles while doing the podcast. this is the future of the show

with special guests Luis Gomez and some girl from bebo

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should I do twitch

should I do it

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the praxis of not fucking

why dont you prax my ass

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Trains cant stop me

I'm back heres the episode hot off the presses. 

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ok

so were gonna have to do the premium tomorrow im literally stuck on a fucking train in havre de grace. I guess I deserve this and you all do as well

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Swolepressions with Evan

Evan williams returns to do voices

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Mad About You

sometimes the riffs just get me man

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This is not the bonus

Just somethin extra for u fellas

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This Is The Bonus

This is the bonus episode. There'll be another one tonight but its the shitty one from this week that we didn't release. 

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The Banana Boat

wat do they do on that boat just eat bananas all day or what

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Kelly's Heroes (its us)

We let another divorced woman come on the show. 

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High Blood Pleasure

Its from getting my dick hard you know what I'm saying lol 

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Outlook Positive

My 8 ball eye says ive got at least another 4 months. 

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Im dying

ive stage two hypertension and im losing an eye

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Sick leave

Well stav is completely fucked up from the surgery and Adam is out of town dealing with a family crisis. I tried to go over to stav's to record the show but he can barely speak. Wasn't able to get anyone to fill in either. Ill hit up stav tomorrow and see how he feels. Sorry everyone.  

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Year of the dragon

Stav and I are going to start taking adult karate classes 

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No more input from the audio nerds

I don't wanna hear shit about "eq" or your fuckin opinions about what needs to be limited im about to compress my dick into your eye socket if you give me "tips" on how to make the show sound the way you want it to and then I get 10 million people telling me to do the opposite thing. 

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Classic Premium

Good time with the main home boy.

Folks discount codes are coming soon for the store if you're waiting for them. My game plan is this: I wanna make sure I have a decent amount of items on the store first (im working on a molestrios shirt) because the discount codes gotta be like a one time use thing (that's just how they work on Shopify, sorry). But they're coming. Thanks to whoever bought...

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Merch

EDIT: okay the shirts on on there now, they're the same brand of blanks that I used for the shirts I was selling at Carolines but the graphic may be a little bit smaller (same resolution though)


Okay everyone. The Shopify store is up at http://cum.town. There's only the mug on there right now, I'll figure out shirts later in the...

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Shirts

Hey just a heads up, we sold out yesterday. I've been trying to go through and reply to everyone individually to let them know but there's a lot of messages.

Someone is helping out with the Shopify store, so it should be up sometime soon. Ideally by tomorrow. 

Please keep in mind idk what the fuck im doing with the store and even with someone helping me things might get fucked up. I w...

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Intelligent shirt accoutrements (shirts for sale)

EDIT: SOLD OUT of LARGE and MEDIUM; but I got 10 smalls left, a perfect gift for a girlfriend or the child your have sex with. Also someone was asking in the comments what the shirts look like, I didn't realize I had only posted them on instagram. 


Okay: so supplies are EXTREMELY limited. I think I have maybe 3 or 4 larges left and maybe about 35 smalls and mediums (not sure of t...

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Cum Town Live @ Carolines

Stav's birthday show. And before you say anything someone else produced the audio both at the show and in post so if it sounds bad it's not my fault this time. 

Also the video might still be processing right now so it'll take a bit before it doesn't look bad. 

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Premium 70 - Fuck this new setup

the computer deleted what might have been one of my best riffs on the show

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Premium 69 - Super Bowl Hit Transplant

Edit: I made it louder, stop complaining. 

You'll notice I'm numbering the premium episodes now, starting with episode 69. This is part of a larger move to become more organized in my life. I'm getting into stationary these days. 

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100 bucks for

Edit: Got someone already thanks guys


one of You to login to our soundcloud for me and reorganize all the old podcast episodes and fix the metadata. i did half of it myself already, should only take 30 minutes but it’s pissing me off. Email me. I’ll paypal ya up front 

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Premium 68 - Hello Newman

The podcast should sound better now. I learned how to edit audio. If you say its bad you're banned from the show. 

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Who wants some money

Looking for a web developer to talk to today about putting up a website. I'll paypal for ur time. Plz email me or DM me on instagram thank u

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Premium 67 - A failed experiment

I thought gaming while doing the podcast would help but it didnt. I swore it did last time. I don't even like playing battlefield anymore

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Premium 66 - Ian's secrets

ian asked me not to talk about his dad anymore so we talked about something else lol

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Premium 65 - Two Girls Up One Girl Down

dasha and amber replace adam as the girl of the show

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