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Intelligent shirt accoutrements (shirts for sale)

Added 2018-02-22 14:00:49 +0000 UTC

EDIT: SOLD OUT of LARGE and MEDIUM; but I got 10 smalls left, a perfect gift for a girlfriend or the child your have sex with. Also someone was asking in the comments what the shirts look like, I didn't realize I had only posted them on instagram.

Okay: so supplies are EXTREMELY limited. I think I have maybe 3 or 4 larges left and maybe about 35 smalls and mediums (not sure of the count). I wanted to set up a Shopify store that I could hand out discount codes to you guys through, but the trial ran out and it was overwhelming and I didn't want to pay someone a thousand dollars to set it up for me.

So here's how I'm going to do it. Message me ON HERE with your size, address, and email and phone number, and I'll work through them in chronological order. I was selling them for 20 at Carolines, for you guys the price is $15, but s&h is $5, so I'll send you a PayPal request for $20. Now, I know you're thinking: well that's not really a discount for premium subscribers: 1) its a lot more expensive to ship a shirt than I thought. 2) IDEALLY in the future I'll have a way to apply discounts to you guys at live shows. Really you could just tell me you're a subscriber at the show and I'd only charge $15.

Anyways:

DO: message me on here with size preference, email, phone number and your address.

DONT: preemptively PayPal me or Venmo me. If I still have shirts in stock I'll send you a PayPal request.

I know this isn't the best way to handle merch sales but this was a trial run and if I line up a couple more shirt ideas I'll bite the bullet and just pay someone to set up that Shopify.

Thanks friends.