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Premium 64 - real ass podcast

here's another episode, this one is just luis explaining buffets for four hours

Surprise bitch

I know this doesn't make up for the missing premium this week but here's the real ass dude podcast I was on this week with tim dillon. its behind luis's paywall so its not online for free elsewhere. 

Cum Town Live @ the black cat

It’s with heavy hearts we must announce that the recorder was plugged in wrong on the board and all we got was 90 minutes of static on an SD card. We don’t have a backup show to post and stav is out of town with his family. this is the first time weve ever missed a week (never posted an episode late even). 

Hopefullt you all can still find a way to enjoy the holiday. I’m so...

Lol

The web series

We did it. It only took six months to shoot and edit.

Best kinda buffet

We figure it out. thanks for being patient everyone. we have a special treat for you later today

Tango Down

We celebrate the recent downfall of Bryan Singer: next up? Tom Skerritt. Cum town comes full circle. 

You're Gonna Get An Email From Patreon

It'll be optimistically worded. Something about how creators now take home a bigger cut. What that means is they've decided to raise prices for you without consulting with us. If you pay 5 dollars a month, it'll now be adjusted to roughly $5.50. There's no way for us to opt out of this. There's no way for us to swallow their new costs. I don't approve of it, I don...

Spot boy

Sorry this is late. I'm a spot boy again. I'm at either the standing room in LIC or the stand (gramercy) pretty often now. I just hang out and get spots when I can so there's no fixed schedule, but both clubs are good and you should come. 

ive calmed down

sorry about all the conspiracy theories lately folks. i lost a lot of hair and ive been sleepin gfor a week

Dillon's Cheese Pizza Steakhouse

The big cheese of conspiracy joins us. 

digging deepah

they have a practice called a-nal feesting. where one man's hand is enserted into another man's hand - er rectum, and it is so painful they have to take drugs

The REAL pizzagate

It's gluten free, the sauce is peach compote, and they serve it at all-night brunch in every club in WeHo. 

The Gerby Gomo Super Episode

We got two episodes in one here fellas. If you want to skip to the Gerby episode its at the 1:12:34 mark. 

Here's To Who's Left

A big cum town thank you to everyone that didn't abandon ship this week. Don't believe the Stalinists, were good boys and we're here to make life better for everyone, especially marginalized voices (by that i mean tiny bug voices like adams) 

Apologies

I know the sound was messed up on the last regular episode but I looked at everything and I couldn't figure out what happened. Somehow the preferences for Audition got reset in between last week and this one and in setting my workflow back up, when I match the track volumes for the three of us it silences stavs mic. So I just monitored it while we recorded this one and didn't fuck with it afterwar...

trying a new thing where i dont charge the batteries for the recorder

it didn't work

Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn

Mike recine rejoins us to scold stav for saying he fucked Mikes close personal friend (and fan of the podcast) scarlett johansen. im not looking up how to spell her name. if your reading this scarlett (and i know you are) maybe you should pick a better fucking name thats easier to spell? might help your "career" a bit more instead of having a stupid fucking name

it was the iphone thing

i think i wanted to talk about the iphones

Stav's Changing His Name

I'm going to figure out the paperwork this week since I'm the business man of the three, but we're officially starting the legal process to change Stav's name to Stavros VelHakias. Thank you to everyone for this. If we get to 50k I'm getting the mickey mouse dice tattoo. Actually I don't want to promise that I really don't want to have to get that tattoo for real. 

I'm dying

Sorry boys. I've got the flu something fierce and haven't been able to eat or move since Friday. its either the flu or I got heavy metal poisoning from resurfacing a cast iron without a mask on 

Jake drinks a surge

I made so many damn notes and they can't just follow them. 

Replaciadios

Aribe aribe! Tu eslistenas de podcacisto de CoumToune - el mejor podcacisto para Ninos del poussie-guettorez y Los Masturbadios! Featurada comediejo Jake Flores - directos con su parque-lache de Home Depot (sunto-fecto de Tim Allen)! Enjoyechachasistos, hombres!

adam's meal plan

my man eating bugs

i dunno some fuckin shit or somethin

this is the last of the prerecorded episodes. i swear. were never doing this again. im going to fire stav or adam if they leave town again. i can just record three passes of the podcast and do all the voices myself

Just Go Ahead And Unsubscribe For The Month

Stav's decided to take an extended personal vacation so we're prerecording episodes in bulk again. Enjoy this gem from like two weeks ago I'm not sure if this is the one where i get mad about having to stack episodes up. that might be the next one. one of them i get mad on. 

Adam's Favorite Shows

We really give it to him this time hoo boy

Wounded Warrior

I fucked up my damn hand so its hard for me to type a description. We talked for an hour

The Real Ass Podcast

Zac Amico joins us for another episode of Cum Town, aka The Real Ass Podcast. This is the only podcast named that. Any Other podcasts with that name are fake. And possibly also gay.

Also thank you to everyone that emailed. I am going through all of them. I'll respond to everyone, I'm kind of overwhelmed with the response. It's times like this I wish I didn't have autism so I could experien...

An honest note about the web series

We do have a bunch of stuff written. We've test shot a couple of things but I get autistic about the sound quality and it's impossible for me to run sound and shoot the thing myself when I don't really know anything about either.

I've talked to a couple of people in the NYC area about helping us out - film students, professionals, hobbyists, whoever - and at this point I'm willing to conce...