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Mike Recine returns after his failed trip to Italy. (His girlfriends passport got rejected at the airport, I'm assuming because of a disparity in the amount of black eyes on her face vs. the picture (because Mike is Italian, aka Il Racio Di Violencia Domesticcia)) 

Stav's Best Episode

The lil guy got me pretty good on this one I gotta admit. Gotta give credit doe. 

Cum Town Live (At Skankfest)

Sorry boys! I know it's late and this time it really isn't my fault (usually I'm lying and I've spent the day researching whey vs casein). If you would like to blame, blame Luis. Luis was too busy not booking women for skankfest to get me the recording of our show in a timely fashion. 

tHere was an amber alert

sorry the pisodes late there was an amber alert on my phone that came in and I was trying to solve it. sorry. anyhow here's the episode. i didnt find the girl by the way i think she got raped to death in that silver jetta

Stav's Toys

We learn about Stav's depressing childhood, in which his family didn't have much, but at least he had teeth and hair back then.

I know I keep saying the web series is coming soon - and it is. THe problem this time is that I got fat in Los Angeles and we cant film until I'm beautiful again. Not out of vanity, it just wouldn't match thec haracter i play - myself - who is beautiful and everyo...

Real Time

Bill Maher stole my bit

Springtime for Crypotfascists

its a beautiful day, go enjoy it

Adam's Whore Addiction

we have an intervention for adam, who is addicted to whores

I Dunno

Amber was on this one. I'm back in new york on friday. I've already written every episode of the web series. 

Wop Dago Guinnea

Wop dago guinea mike recine joins up and gets grease all over the fucking microphone. spagehtti sauce everywhere. mama mia 

Running Out of Episodes

well i think if we don't strike tonight were fucked. there's one more episode pre recorded after this one. i just want to go home and do the podcast. if anyone knows a good real estate lawyer in los angeles hmu

The Train Episode

This is the one everyone has been waiting for. Recorded LIVE on a specially chartered Amtrak Ocean View Domeliner, this transcontinental podcast journey cost us over 50,000 dollars of your money that went directly into the pockets of a broken industry supported only by east coast drug mules and autistic enthusiasts. 

NYC Boys

I'm back. They let me drive the train. I'm not allowed to talk about it.

I didn't upload the regular episode this week cause I couldn't figure out which one's I had already uploaded.

Anyhow, I'm back for a week and then I have to go back to Los Angeles for, at most, another month, (but, realistically if this WGA strike happens, only another week or so) and we're either gonna have t...

The Last Shitty Episode

folks this is the last shitty one. I promise. I've been on a job for the last 7 weeks and we've had to pre-record so many of these fucking things, but I go home friday and we can get back on a normal schedule. 

big ups and kudos to anyone that didn't delete their subscription in the last two months, I certainly would have.

I will make it up to you somehow

Race Cum

A super special episode (stav's gone, Kurt Metzger takes his spot). Kurt also wants to release this as a race wars episode. 

The Reunion Show

You'd think we'd have a bunch to talk about after a month, but you'd be wrong. 

Rob Haze

Funny Moms killer alum Rob Haze joins us and I cant remember what we talked about but he had a hat that looked like adams and when he left i thought maybe he forgot his hat, but it was adams hat.

This is the last of the prerecorded episodes. The boys reunite this week. 

Swole Mates

Big E-Dub Evan Williams joins us to talk about strength and what it means to be huge and strong. Adam is the weakest one on the show. 

I'm sure a lot of you are expecting me to address the twitter controversy. Excuse me but I'm retired from Twitter. I was banned for free speech, making me a hero. The matter was settled two weeks ago. Thanks. 

History Boys

I honestly have no idea what we talked about on this one. This is the last of the pre-recorded episodes with just the boys so I'm gonna have to start eating into the guest episodes. But really all the guest episodes we did were very good. So if this one sucks I'm sure the next will be fine. 

Spring Training

A very sexual episode. Sorry it's late boys I've been stuck in the airport all day... spotting milfs. 

Lessons Learned

Uh we've had to record like nine episodes this week and I have no idea what we said on this one. Honestly my new passion in life is web series. Podcasts are for ugly people. I want to be beatufiul. I want to be a star. 

Cum Town Pilot

It's the moment everyone's been waiting for. We spent weeks writing and editing this. The first episode of the new Cum Town web series. 

10 Thousand Dollar Episode Spectacular

Well wouldn't ya know it I gave myself sinusitis from all that blow back when we were poor thousandaires and I went and quit everything except tea and blended drinks. I dunno how to celebrate other than to say thanks to the cum boys. We've made it. Thanks to you guys. You've changed our lives and we owe ya a lot. Especially Adam. Thank you sweeties. 

Congratulations To John Elway And The Denver Broncos!

As requested here's another classic three boys cast. We did two yesterday so I forgot what we talked about in this one. Also sorry it's going up so late I fell asleep after we went to IKEA. I didn't watch the superbowl. 

What episode do you want today?

So we did two yesterday to frontload for the week. Both went pretty good and I can't decide which one should be the premium episode. We got one with Petey (dat boi) DeAbreu (i dunno if that's how you spell his name, i like petey a lot but im not on facebook and im not gonna remember how to spell some fucked up peurto rican name) and we got a dif ep that's just the boys. So which one do ya want?&nb...

Funny Moms 1/21/2017

Cure For Death

I cured my cancer with soda and I'm back at it in this one. Amber returns. We taught her good mic technique because there's not really much else we have to offer. 

Black Magic Schoolbus

I do everything I can to prevent Adam and stav from reacting to the trump inauguration the same way everyone else has. And I do it by bringing up the best cartoons I've seen. 

Better Late Than Funny

Something got fucked up and last weeks premium episode got deleted so we just recorded this one. Now the post isn't embedding as audio and im trying again. Getting v mad here. 

Better Late Than Funny

Sorry folks something got fucked up and the premium episode we recorded last week was deleted. We just recorded this one. I think it was better but I'm not sure.