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BONUS EPISODE: Wet Hot American Sandwich

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: 40 years of making bad sandwiches, irresponsible ice cream truck branding, and how to perfectly balance your desires and worries to live a life free from regret.

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Outro: Slide - Ghost Mutt

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EPISODE 380: Mononymous Gibian

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A woman and her mutant dogs, baiting a bull with Mike Kuck, the significance of an open door, a perfectly legal glass of prosecco, a missing crown, and a missing gun.

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Outro: Dead Mantra - Dead Skeletons

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The video Theo was talking about is Fredward by the Billy Nayer Show from the web series Stingray Sam: 2025-01-25 06:53:08 +0000 UTC View Post

BONUS EPISODE: 150 Holes Filled???

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The freedom to entertain your grandkids, 150 former holes in Arizona, a Stuff We Should Chat About, and another listener freakishly close to a story.

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Outro: Alabaster - All Them Witches

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EPISODE 379: The 4th Royal Piss Receivers (with Tom O'Mahony)

Tom from Beneath the Skin and Lions Led by Donkeys join us to talk about: Where to draw the line with your falconer's misbehaviour, doing your due diligence before parachuting, and a bold new look for the World Egg Organization.

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Lions Led by Donkeys: https://podcas...

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BONUS EPISODE: My Car Lives In The Swale

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Further exploration into the fraught relationship between neighbour and neighbour, and three fun and flirty gals having a night out with your dead uncle.

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Outro: Black Rain - Soundgarden

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EPISODE 378: Permacrisis Bananaphone

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual report on Dutch New Year's, the brand synergy betwixt condiment and hype man, and a look at the trends set to define 2025.

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Outro: The Best Laid Plans - Kevin Gilbert

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BONUS EPISODE: Osama, You Are Crazy For This One

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The case of the exploding shoe, a spherical egg passes through many hands, facing the music back in Wisconsin, tiny hands finding the trigger, and finding someone to leave your money to.

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The Expedition by friend of the show Vinno: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be6TB...

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EPISODE 377: My Name Is Velvet Leatherwood

It's our final (new) free episode for the year! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The shadow Cooterfest is casting over Inverness, the return of a treasured ball, Ohio's most high profile katanas, the sordid past of a beloved giraffe, and the Clipping Report.

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Outro: Christmas Time is Here - Khruangbin

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BONUS EPISODE: PS5 Missiles At The Bottom Of The Sea (with Jesse Black)

Ex-husband and marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins Lucy for a Sludgefest / Boonta Vista crossover ep discussing: All the different kinds of nugget there is, and ditching your deceased father at the cinema.

Lucy's audio's a little tinnier than usual for technical reasons but I promise you it's a wonderful listen.

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EPISODE 376: Does This Margarita Taste Like Uncle To You?

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The gamer milk that will save the world, getting paid to earn a horse's respect, a car that went into our out of a building, a car that definitely went into a building, and the secret languages of wifeswapping.

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BONUS EPISODE: A Cool URL To A Nice Porno

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two celebrity visits by one celebrity, and the stark difference in the naming habits of the experts and the public at large.

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Outro: Curl of the Burl - Mastodon

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EPISODE 375: From The Skunk Corpse To The Dust Cloud

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An armoured hammer attack, a dining faux pas, an ill-received McDonald's complaint, a skunk murder gone very awry, and no longhorn at the big game.

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BONUS EPISODE: A Narrow, Deep Hole For Meemaw

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The very unfortunate disappearance of a Pennsylvania grandmother, the Grocerant Guru takes Pizza Hut to task, and what to do when your swingers party has lost the juice.

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Outro: Hole in the Earth - Deftones

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EPISODE 374: Dirty Bomb At The 2032 Olympics

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An RV packed with friends, sitting on the toilet all the way to Paris, a teachable moment at the Montessori school, and an incredible encounter with a Sasquatch having its own incredible encounter.

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BONUS EPISODE: Uzbek Fibre To The Premises

Andrew and Ben bring you: A deer in Canada wearing the jacket of its oppressor, and a return to the Wisconsin man who tried and failed to make a clean getaway from his own family.

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EPISODE 373: Live Scared And Die Alone

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Turning an industrial accident into a failed assassination attempt, a good-natured Minnesotan child with the gift of prophecy, and a visit from one of Hollywood's most recognisable faces.

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BONUS EPISODE: Climb Into My Christmas Hole

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A festive hole in Ohio, a viscous yet lucrative substance in Alabama, the perils of untrained flag-handlers, and the long awaited return of Theo Sees.

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Outro: Hanging on a Curtain - Morphine  

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EPISODE 372: The Pisspig's Dilemma

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting the band back together to tackle the big issues, making alrightish money from a large scale criminal enterprise, and the Clipping Report.

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BONUS EPISODE: Everyone Can Steal

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One overlooked man at a Planet Fitness, one looked-for man no longer in Indianapolis, how to enjoy yourself, the end of Kum & Go, levelling up your heist, and taking whatever bees you can.

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EPISODE 371: Professor Fantabulosum's Marvelous Inventatorium

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Choosing the right tiger to bring to your college football game, and a dive into the extremely cool world of the OneWheel electric skateboard.

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BONUS EPISODE: A Vector For Uncle Swaps

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A run-in with an autodidactic autonomous car, grocerant-adjacent ideas for a sports-filled weekend, the least surprising disease transmission in history, and the RIPing Report.

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EPISODE 370: All Winds Lead To Poland

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Roughly 1000 American additions to the Polish environment, the people too horny to be in the workforce, and choosing the sex parties that suit your circadian rhythm.

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Outro: Weird Ideas At Work - Grand National

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BONUS EPISODE: House Of 1000 Tortoise

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An escaped tortoise located, more fraudulent shrimp detected, one man's luck coming good, and a Subaru trend that will not take off.

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EPISODE 369: Everybody's Working For The Jeepkend

Theo and Ben bring you: A battle betwixt HOA and free water, the bond betwixt man and Jeep, and the thin line betwixt organ donation and organ harvesting.

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BONUS EPISODE: Hot Spits And A Belly Full Of Nog

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A South Australian competition for extraordinary eggs, a long-forgotten firearm re-discovered, daydreaming of a year of nog, and running and hurling for charity.

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EPISODE 368: To Whisper Puttanesca In Her Ear (with Libby Watson)

Friend of the show Libby Watson joins us to talk about: A support group for the hyperintelligent, the sovereign rights of you and your snake, dream-to-dream communication, and the Clipping Report.

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Find Libby on Twitch here: twitch.tv/libtron

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BONUS EPISODE: Under The Handjob Umbrella

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Bones that don’t need looking into, disposing of your documents en masse, solving a 4 piece sexual puzzle, and exciting new developments in RennerSpace.

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EPISODE 367: Problem Exists Between Robot And Couch

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The racist inside the robot inside your home, the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball, and when to call it quits on being a skydiving instructor.

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BONUS EPISODE: Thanks, Turd Remover

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A thinly veiled attempt at lineman seduction, turning a pumpkin into an F-350, ending an argument with a crossbow, finishing a bar crawl with a slow joyride, and pushing the limits of EMS training.

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EPISODE 366: Morgan City Dreams Of Shrimp

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A food provenance investigation in True Detective country, one lucky teen and his incredibly fast car, and amping up the silliness in your group sex situation.

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