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BONUS EPISODE: Uzbek Fibre To The Premises

Andrew and Ben bring you: A deer in Canada wearing the jacket of its oppressor, and a return to the Wisconsin man who tried and failed to make a clean getaway from his own family.

BONUS EPISODE: Uzbek Fibre To The Premises BONUS EPISODE: Uzbek Fibre To The Premises BONUS EPISODE: Uzbek Fibre To The Premises

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good to see you followed through

Boonta Vista

I had been musing about how hard it would be to get a deer into a hi-viz/hunter orange vest just last week

Haru

Tranquilizer and extra jackets to combat local overheating? Perhaps by a local deer-aligned sorceress or bored dad?

Merle Corey

that sounds very true

Boonta Vista

the curtain has been ironclad recently so i am ok with this

William Beamish

Then it would be.

Jan Meyer

My first thought was that maybe the deer convinced an ape to help it put on the jacket. Apes are usually the go-to for when an animal wants to do something that requires thumbs.

Henry O'Brien

We call it hiviz in America too

Cyclops giraffe

It’s Eurasia

Joe Wakefield

But consider this: what if it was?

Boonta Vista

Uzbekistan is NOT in the EU. Uzbekistan is north of Iran and Afghanistan. It is a stretch to call it "Europe" even.

Jan Meyer

look, we can all agree that what the Fleeing Father did was wrong, but has anyone considered that, now, his kids will have killer material for two truths and a lie any time they have to do new job orientation?

Mathieu Debic

no!! I was already mad about my beautiful yellow Pet Warehouse getting repainted as a nasty blue Petstock. yuck!

Boonta Vista

To each their own of course, but I could certainly listen to a full 90 minutes of facebook community joke punch up

Chunky Spewster

Best Friends and Petstock pet supply stores are both getting rebranded as Peto and it just reeks of "foreigner guessing Australian slang" because if you use it in a sentence it just sounds like "pedo"

Will Hitchcock

You're focusing on the cowardly method but I think the important part was he's trying to *scam* for his family! He can't divorce his wife for 350k USD profit. He just had to succeed on looking dead for free money!

Matthew Sheather

Hi vis is pretty common in America. Also how about “the deer hypebeast”

Joe Wakefield

i say hi-vis but then i lived in melbourne for 6yrs n you are 100% correct that most of us seppos do not have an intuitive understanding of aussie speech patterns and the elongated nicknames are one of my fave aussie traits oi, deano mate! perfection

Laura

Andrew with the authentic Australian “perfect in every way”

Mortiis


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