Kevin Coughlin

EARLY ACCESS ~ COOL AS ICE (YT EDIT)

Cool as Ice (1991) is less a movie and more a 90-minute music video fever dream sponsored by leftover neon paint, Dutch angles, and the misplaced confidence of a cultural moment that thought Vanilla Ice could carry a feature film. And not just any film—a romantic rebel-without-a-cause wannabe that tries to make a guy with shaved eyebrows and MC Hammer pants look like...

EARLY ACCESS ~ FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (YT EDIT)

Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) is the one where Jason finally upgrades from "dirty potato sack cosplayer" to full-blown slasher icon with the hockey mask—and cinema was never safe again. It’s also the one they shot in 3D, which means about half the movie is people awkwardly pointing sticks, yo-yos, and eyeballs directly at the camera like they’re auditioning for a...

EARLY ACCESS ~ TWILIGHT ECLIPSE

Twilight: Eclipse (2010) is the cinematic equivalent of a moody teenager slamming their bedroom door and then writing 400 pages of bad poetry about it. It’s somehow the third movie in this saga of hormonal vampires and brooding werewolves, and by now, you’d think something—anything—would have happened. Instead, it’s more of the same: endless staring,...

PATREON EXCLUSIVE ~ BREAKING BAD ~ EPISODE 1 PILOT

Breaking Bad – Pilot Episode (2008) is, without exaggeration, one of the most ruthlessly efficient, balls-to-the-wall opening hours of television ever made. It doesn’t introduce you to Walter White—it slaps you in the face with him, standing in the middle of the New Mexico desert, tighty-whities flapping in the breeze, a gun in one hand, a camcorder confession in...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3

Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) is the one where Jason finally upgrades from "dirty potato sack cosplayer" to full-blown slasher icon with the hockey mask—and cinema was never safe again. It’s also the one they shot in 3D, which means about half the movie is people awkwardly pointing sticks, yo-yos, and eyeballs directly at the camera like they’re auditioning for a...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ COOL AS ICE

Cool as Ice (1991) is less a movie and more a 90-minute music video fever dream sponsored by leftover neon paint, Dutch angles, and the misplaced confidence of a cultural moment that thought Vanilla Ice could carry a feature film. And not just any film—a romantic rebel-without-a-cause wannabe that tries to make a guy with shaved eyebrows and MC Hammer pants look like...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ HIGH SPIRITS

High Spirits (1988) is what happens when you gather a cast of absolute ringers—Peter O’Toole, Daryl Hannah, Steve Guttenberg, Liam Neeson, Beverly D’Angelo—and toss them into a haunted Irish castle comedy written and directed like everyone was doing tequila shots between takes. It’s a ghost story. It’s a rom-com. It’s a slapstick farce. It’s… a mess. But an 2025-06-01 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post

EARLY ACCESS ~ FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (YT EDIT)

Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) is where the actual legend of Jason Voorhees finally lumbers onto the scene—sort of. No hockey mask yet (we’re still a movie away from that fashion milestone), but the potato sack with one eye-hole? Iconic in its own, deeply creepy, hillbilly-murderer way. This sequel picks up the torch from the first film and promptly sets it on fire ...

Kevin Watches Stuff Full Watchalong - Furiosa

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) is George Miller’s furious, flame-scorched return to the Wasteland—and this time, he’s not just putting the pedal to the metal, he’s rewriting the mythos with a five-chapter vengeance opera soaked in grief, grime, and gasoline. It’s not Fury Road 2.0—and if you go in expecting non-stop nitro mayhem, you’re going to feel the ...

EARLY ACCESS - GOOD MORNING VIETNAM (YT EDIT)

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) is the movie that weaponized Robin Williams’ manic genius and dropped it straight into the middle of the Vietnam War—because apparently, what that conflict really needed was a hyper-caffeinated DJ with zero regard for military protocol. And honestly? It worked.

Williams plays Adrian Cronauer, a real-life Armed Forces radio host (very loose...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) is the movie that weaponized Robin Williams’ manic genius and dropped it straight into the middle of the Vietnam War—because apparently, what that conflict really needed was a hyper-caffeinated DJ with zero regard for military protocol. And honestly? It worked.

Williams plays Adrian Cronauer, a real-life Armed Forces radio host (very loose...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2

Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) is where the actual legend of Jason Voorhees finally lumbers onto the scene—sort of. No hockey mask yet, but the potato sack with one eye-hole? Iconic in its own, deeply creepy, hillbilly-murderer way. This sequel picks up the torch from the first film and promptly sets it on fire in the woods, introducing a burlap-headed Jason who has a...

EARLY ACCESS ~ BIG BUSINESS (YT EDIT)

Big Business (1988) is a full-throttle, twin-switching identity farce that runs on the unmatched comedic power of Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin playing two roles each. That’s four versions of chaos, confusion, and cackling, all wrapped in shoulder pads, hairspray, and enough corporate shenanigans to make Wall Street look like...

Kevin Watches stuff! Civil War

Civil War (2024) is a gut-punch of a film that skips past subtlety and grabs you by the collar, dragging you through a burned-out, divided America that feels uncomfortably familiar—without ever telling you exactly why it got this way. And that’s kind of the point. Director Alex Garland isn’t here to give you answers or tidy political messaging. He’s here to dro...

EARLY ACCESS ~ ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

Across the Universe (2007) is the cinematic equivalent of flipping through a Beatles album while tripping on a lava lamp. Directed by Julie Taymor—who never met a visual metaphor she didn’t want to explode into glitter—this is a jukebox musical that dares to take 30+ Beatles songs and stitch them into a swirling, technicolor fever dream of love, war, protest, and coming-o...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ BIG BUSINESS

Big Business (1988) is a full-throttle, twin-switching identity farce that runs on the unmatched comedic power of Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin playing two roles each. That’s four versions of chaos, confusion, and cackling, all wrapped in shoulder pads, hairspray, and enough corporate shenanigans to make Wall Street look like...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

Across the Universe (2007) is the cinematic equivalent of flipping through a Beatles album while tripping on a lava lamp. Directed by Julie Taymor—who never met a visual metaphor she didn’t want to explode into glitter—this is a jukebox musical that dares to take 30+ Beatles songs and stitch them into a swirling, technicolor fever dream of love, war, protest, and coming-o...

EARLY ACCESS ~ SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL (YT EDIT)

See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) is peak late-‘80s high-concept buddy comedy, the kind of movie that starts with a ridiculous premise and doubles down on it like it's trying to win a bet. Richard Pryor plays a man who’s blind. Gene Wilder plays a man who’s deaf. They meet. They witness a murder. One literally sees nothing, the other hears nothing, and somehow they’re no...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL

See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) is peak late-‘80s high-concept buddy comedy, the kind of movie that starts with a ridiculous premise and doubles down on it like it's trying to win a bet. Richard Pryor plays a man who’s blind. Gene Wilder plays a man who’s deaf. They meet. They witness a murder. One literally sees nothing, the other hears nothing, and somehow they’re no...

EARLY ACCESS ~ ETERNAL SUNSHINE

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) is that rare kind of film that grabs your heart, breaks it into tiny pieces, and then gently hands it back to you while whispering, "See? That was worth it, right?" Directed by Michel Gondry and written by Charlie Kaufman (which should tell you right away that normal storytelling rules are out the window), it’s part sci-fi...

Kinda Early Access BLWIT (yt edit)

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) is a musical comedy that asks the bold question: What if a charming country brothel, a singing sheriff, and Dolly Parton’s cleavage could somehow save American values? Based on the Broadway musical (which was based on a real place, because of course it was), this film is part country-western fantasy, part moral panic farce, ...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ BEST LIL WHOREHOUSE

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) is a musical comedy that asks the bold question: What if a charming country brothel, a singing sheriff, and Dolly Parton’s cleavage could somehow save American values? Based on the Broadway musical (which was based on a real place, because of course it was), this film is part country-western fantasy, part moral panic farce, ...

EARLY ACCESS - HOT TO TROT

Hot to Trot (1988) is one of those movies that sounds like a fever dream when you try to explain it out loud: a yuppie loser (Bobcat Goldthwait, in full screechy glory) inherits a talking horse who gives stock market tips. And the horse? Voiced by actual legend John Candy. That’s it. That’s the movie. And you know what? Against all odds and logic, it works.

Y...

FULL WATCHALONG ~ HOT TO TROT

Hot to Trot (1988) is one of those movies that sounds like a fever dream when you try to explain it out loud: a yuppie loser (Bobcat Goldthwait, in full screechy glory) inherits a talking horse who gives stock market tips. And the horse? Voiced by actual legend John Candy. That’s it. That’s the movie. And you know what? Against all odds and logic, it works.

Y...