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FULL WATCHALONG ~ ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) is that rare kind of film that grabs your heart, breaks it into tiny pieces, and then gently hands it back to you while whispering, "See? That was worth it, right?" Directed by Michel Gondry and written by Charlie Kaufman (which should tell you right away that normal storytelling rules are out the window), it’s part sci-fi...

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EARLY ACCESS - SMOKEY & THE BANDIT II

Smokey and the Bandit II (1980) is what happens when Hollywood sees a runaway hit and says, "You know what this needs? More crashes, more chaos, and—what the hell—let’s throw in an elephant, too." Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jerry Reed, and Jackie Gleason are all back, and it’s like nobody even considered pretending they were here for any reason other than to cash in an...

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EARLY(ISH) ACCESS - MUMMY RETURNS (YT EDIT)

The Mummy Returns (2001) is the cinematic equivalent of eating an entire bag of Halloween candy in one sitting—bigger, louder, way messier than the first one, and honestly, a little exhausting by the end... but somehow, you’re still kind of smiling. Brendan Fraser is back as Rick O’Connell, still rocking the rugged Indiana Jones-lite hero energy, and Rachel Weisz returns ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ SMOKEY & THE BANDIT II

Smokey and the Bandit II (1980) is what happens when Hollywood sees a runaway hit and says, "You know what this needs? More crashes, more chaos, and—what the hell—let’s throw in an elephant, too." Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jerry Reed, and Jackie Gleason are all back, and it’s like nobody even considered pretending they were here for any reason other than to cash in an...

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PATREON & MEMBER EXCLUSIVE - HOW TO BUILD A SEX ROOM

How to Build a Sex Room (2022) is one of those shows that feels like it started as a dare and somehow spiraled into a full-on Netflix series that nobody asked for—but you can’t stop watching anyway. It’s pitched as a “naughty home renovation show,” but let’s be real: it’s 70% awkward small talk, 20% confused carpenters installing bondage furniture, and 10% couples...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ THE MUMMY RETURNS

The Mummy Returns (2001) is the cinematic equivalent of eating an entire bag of Halloween candy in one sitting—bigger, louder, way messier than the first one, and honestly, a little exhausting by the end... but somehow, you’re still kind of smiling. Brendan Fraser is back as Rick O’Connell, still rocking the rugged Indiana Jones-lite hero energy, and Rachel Weisz returns ...

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FULL WACTHALONG ~ 3 O'CLOCK HIGH

3 O’Clock High (1987) is the high school anxiety dream cranked up to eleven—a single-day teen comedy that swaps out prom drama and love triangles for pure, sweaty-palmed dread. The premise is simple: Jerry Mitchell, a mild-mannered, painfully average student, accidentally pisses off the new kid, Buddy Revell—a hulking, Leather Biker Jacket-wearing legend of hallway violen...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ SLEEPAWAY CAMP

Sleepaway Camp (1983) is the scrappy, low-budget slasher that starts off like your average Friday the 13th knockoff and ends with one of the most jaw-dropping, pants-dropping twists in horror history. It’s your typical summer camp setup: horny teens, mean counselors, and a string of increasingly bizarre murders. But lurking beneath the cheap production values and awk...

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FULL WATCHALONG - FRIDAY THE 13TH

Friday the 13th (1980) is the slasher that launched a thousand summer camp cancellations. It may not have invented the genre, but it definitely sharpened the knife. Set at the doomed Camp Crystal Lake—a place with more bad vibes than a basement Ouija board session—the film follows a group of horny, good-natured counselors who make the fatal mistake of showing up to work. On...

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FULL WATCHALONG - SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT

Smokey and the Bandit (1977) is pure, pedal-to-the-metal Americana—a beer-smuggling, tire-squealing, CB-radio-blasting slice of '70s rebellion that doesn’t waste a second worrying about plot holes when it’s too busy burning rubber. Burt Reynolds stars as Bandit, the mustachioed outlaw king of cool, whose job is to haul 400 cases of Coors beer across state lines (a felony ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER

Wet Hot American Summer (2001) is the kind of movie that looks you dead in the eye and dares you to take it seriously—and then immediately throws a talking can of vegetables at your face. A send-up of every summer camp movie ever made, it starts out as a low-budget parody and quickly swan-dives into full-blown absurdist chaos, never looking back. Set on the last day of c...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ SISTER ACT 2

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993) is the sequel that said, “You liked nuns singing Motown? Cool. Let’s do that again—but with teenagers, a school on the brink of collapse, and Whoopi Goldberg in full inspirational teacher mode.” This time around, Deloris Van Cartier (Whoopi, still effortlessly cool) is pulled out of her successful Vegas act and back into the h...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ POOTIE TANG

Pootie Tang (2001) is the kind of movie that makes you question reality—not because it’s deep, but because it somehow exists. Written and directed by Louis C.K. (yes, really), this absurdist, almost-language-free fever dream follows the legend of Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther), a crime-fighting, ladies-loving, belt-wielding enigma who speaks in a completely nonsensical d...

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TARA’S NEVER SEEN – YEAR-END AWARDS 2024!

### 🎉🏆 **IT’S TIME TO VOTE! TARA’S NEVER SEEN – YEAR-END AWARDS 2024! 🏆🎉** Hey *Tara’s Never Seen* crew! 🎬👀 This year has been **FULL of wild reactions, insane plot twists, and absolute chaos**—and now it’s time for YOU to help us crown the **best (and most ridiculous) moments** of 2024! 🚨 **VOTING IS NOW OPEN!** 🚨 ✅ **Click here to vote:** [ View Post

FULL WATCHALONG ~ WHITE CHICKS

White Chicks (2004) is the kind of comedy that proudly throws logic out the window, embraces total absurdity, and somehow manages to be ridiculously entertaining in the process. Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans and starring Shawn and Marlon Wayans as two FBI agents who go deep, deep undercover as—you guessed it—rich, blonde socialites, this movie is a feve...

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EARLY ACCESS - BOOGIE NIGHTS (YT EDIT)

Boogie Nights (1997) is Paul Thomas Anderson’s sprawling, unfiltered deep dive into the golden age of the adult film industry, where fame is fleeting, excess is the norm, and disco never dies. It’s a rise-and-fall epic drenched in neon, polyester, and bad life choices, anchored by Mark Wahlberg as Eddie Adams, a clueless but well-endowed teenager who reinvents himself ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ UNDERCOVER BROTHER

Undercover Brother (2002) is a gloriously over-the-top, funk-fueled spy comedy that takes everything great about blaxploitation films, mashes it with the secret agent genre, and cranks the absurdity up to eleven. Eddie Griffin stars as Undercover Brother, a kung-fu-kicking, platform-shoe-wearing, afro-rocking super-agent recruited by The Brotherhood, a covert organization ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ BOOGIE NIGHTS

Boogie Nights (1997) is Paul Thomas Anderson’s sprawling, unfiltered deep dive into the golden age of the adult film industry, where fame is fleeting, excess is the norm, and disco never dies. It’s a rise-and-fall epic drenched in neon, polyester, and bad life choices, anchored by Mark Wahlberg as Eddie Adams, a clueless but well-endowed teenager who reinvents himself ...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ ACCEPTED

Accepted (2006) is the ultimate college movie for anyone who ever looked at their rejection letters and thought, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.” Starring Justin Long at his most likably sarcastic, the film follows Bartleby Gaines, a high school slacker who, after getting denied by every college he applies to, takes matters into his own hands. With a little Photoshop, a lo...

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EARLY ACCESS - SISTER ACT (YT EDIT)

Sister Act (1992) is proof that sometimes, the best way to lay low is to crank up the volume. Whoopi Goldberg stars as Deloris Van Cartier, a fast-talking lounge singer who finds herself on the run after witnessing a mob hit. The only safe place for her? A convent. Naturally. What follows is a pitch-perfect blend of comedy, heart, and gospel-fueled joy as Deloris—now dis...

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EARLY ACCESS ~ SPIDER-MAN 2 (FIRST YT EDIT)

Spider-Man 2 (2004) isn’t just a superhero sequel—it’s the superhero sequel. The one that took everything great about the first film, cranked up the stakes, deepened the emotional core, and gave us one of the best villains in comic book movie history. This is Peter Parker at his most relatable: broke, exhausted, questioning if being a hero is even worth...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ SISTER ACT

Sister Act (1992) is proof that sometimes, the best way to lay low is to crank up the volume. Whoopi Goldberg stars as Deloris Van Cartier, a fast-talking lounge singer who finds herself on the run after witnessing a mob hit. The only safe place for her? A convent. Naturally. What follows is a pitch-perfect blend of comedy, heart, and gospel-fueled joy as Deloris—now dis...

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FULL WATCHALONG - SPIDER-MAN 2

Spider-Man 2 (2004) isn’t just a superhero sequel—it’s the superhero sequel. The one that took everything great about the first film, cranked up the stakes, deepened the emotional core, and gave us one of the best villains in comic book movie history. This is Peter Parker at his most relatable: broke, exhausted, questioning if being a hero is even worth...

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EARLY ACCESS - RAT RACE (YT EDIT)

**Rat Race** (2001) is a modern-day free-for-all that channels the unbridled energy of classic ensemble comedies—think of it as a descendant of *It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World* but with a contemporary twist. The film assembles an eclectic crew of oddball characters, each with a hilariously desperate reason to race across the country for a ludicrous cash prize. Every character is a walking pu...

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EARLY ACCESS - THIS IS THE END (YT EDIT)

This Is the End (2013) is the wildest, most self-referential apocalypse you never knew you needed—a movie where Hollywood’s biggest names, playing hyperbolically honest versions of themselves, let every outrageous truth spill out as the world crumbles around them. Picture A-list celebrities like Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, and the rest, stripped of their poli...

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OPENING NEW OLD NKOTB CARDS

Get ready to geek out over the coolest Valentine's Day surprise ever—brand new Topps New Kids on the Block Trading Cards! I just tore open Kevin’s gift, and let me tell you, each card is a mini masterpiece packed with nostalgia, killer artwork, and a hefty dose of '80s flair. Whether you're a longtime NKOTB fanatic or just discovering their magic, these cards are a must-have collector’s i...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ RAT RACE

Rat Race (2001) is a no-holds-barred, high-octane romp that takes the concept of a cross-country dash and twists it into an absurdist carnival of chaos and irreverence. From the very first scene, you're plunged into a mad scramble featuring an eclectic assortment of characters—each more outlandishly motivated than the last—racing for a ludicrous cash prize like it's th...

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EARLY ACCESS - BUCKAROO BANZAI

Buckaroo Banzai (1984) is the cinematic equivalent of a mad scientist jamming with a rock band while battling interdimensional aliens—utterly bonkers and unapologetically brilliant. Peter Weller stars as Buckaroo Banzai, a multi-talented daredevil who’s part neurosurgeon, part physicist, part rock star, and all-around icon of cool. With his ragtag team, the Hong Kong C...

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EARLY ACCESS - GOON (YT EDIT)

Goon (2011) is a raucous, no-holds-barred romp that takes the brutal world of hockey enforcers and flips it into a surprisingly heartfelt underdog tale. Seann William Scott stars as Doug Glatt, a lovable, slightly clumsy bouncer who stumbles his way into the role of a hockey enforcer—a job that’s as much about throwing punches as it is about throwing yourself into a mi...

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FULL WATCHALONG ~ GOON

Goon (2011) is a raucous and surprisingly heartfelt underdog tale. Seann William Scott stars as Doug Glatt, a lovable, slightly clumsy bouncer who stumbles his way into the role of a hockey enforcer—a job that’s as much about throwing punches as it is about throwing yourself into a mix of absurdity and sheer determination.

It’s a film that unapologetically goes...

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