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WeD - V2C09 - Ulysses: Going Around in Circles Like an Idiot

“Thank you, Bastian… As expected, the fragrance of your herbal tea really puts me at ease.”

“Your Highness seems a little tired, so I changed the blend.”

“... I see, is this chamomile? With a little cinnamon?”

I inhaled the scent of tea, picking out the details in the brew. The smell relaxes me a little bit more.

“Your Highness, at your leisure.”

...

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WeD - V2C08 - Ulysses: Four Southern Country Conference

Author Kappa: I have included an art!

Ulysses: Conference between Four Southern Countries

Within the Southern Continent, there were three smaller countries adjacent to the Holy Nation of Ruskia.

They are the Kingdom of Orien (agriculture), the Kingdom of Gibraltar (Wine, flowers & art), and the Kingdom of Gliche (mining, their most valuable export being th...

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Tondemo Skill - 467 - Lectured by the Guild Master

Eguchi Ren: Thank you for everyone’s concern. The warm words from everyone encouraged me a lot, I’m really thankful. I will do my best to keep writing, so please continue to support me!

Gumihou: Naturally, this message was from long ago, but please keep supporting Eguchi Ren-sama!

Thank you, Eguchi-san for creating Tondemo Skill de Iseka...

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Tondemo Skill - 466 - Mutant Species

“I’m back~”

After Grandpa Gon landed on the outskirts of Carelina, we entered the City with me riding on Fer. [1] Thankfully, we no longer have to line up to enter the city, much to everyone’s relief.

When we reach the gates of my house, I found the twins guarding the gates.

“Welcome~~”

“As expected, Mukouda-san is safe.”

“Ah,” I said a little e...

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WeD - V2C07 - Makia: Seated Men

Author Kappa: I have included an art!

Gumihou: It's the bathhouse art!


“... who is it?”

“... …”

There is a water chapel on the Third Floor of the Royal Palace.

Every now and then, the Bishop of Vabilophos would come and pour the sacred Water of Life from the Sanctuary into the chalice set in the middle of the c...

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WeD - V2C06 - Tooru: Broken Bridges & Sugar Cubes

Twilight hours are very short.

That short, [1a] intense moment when daylight blurs into night creates a strange atmosphere. It is no wonder that dusk is when magical power feels sore and restless.

The path to Medite Mansion at the Holy Nation grew more sparse and deserted. Eventually, it becomes quiet, as though everything is avoiding that mansion.

Gon, gon gon…

...

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Tondemo Skill - 465 - Tracking the Behemoth

Gumihou: Deleted most of the ‘Ahhh!! I’m scared’ x many, many times and tighten up the writing in general. Too many changes to note.

The next morning, at Fer’s request, I made everyone a breakfast of Yakiniku Bowl with plenty of meat on nostalgic portable stoves that had fallen out of use ever since I had gotten the magic stove.

Once breakfast was over, it w...

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Tondemo Skill - 464 - Despicable Behemoth

Gumihou: Deleted most of the ‘Ahhh!! I’m scared’ x many, many times and tighten up the writing in general. Too many changes to note.

Swish~ swish~ swish~

As the wind shook the branches of the trees above me, I got on with my cooking.

“The sound of the breeze in the trees is surprisingly pleasant~”

Right now, I am making meatballs in th...

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WeD - V2C05 - Tooru: Song of the Great Demon Kings & Esca

This is Tooru Sagaram.

Former chimney sweep, former servant of the Odille family, now a member of the Magic Knights on top of being a Supreme Magic Advisor for the Royal Palace.

Also, former Demon King.

“Hahahaha, I see you have come, Supreme Magic Advisor and Magic Knight!! Hahaha, even so, you will still be getting the rookie treatment, kid. Hahahaha!!”

Dante Lukem...

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WeD - V2C04 - Makia: Certain Unspeakable Things

“... …”

“I did warn you… that taking my clothes off would be terrible…”

Me and Percelis are speechless.

I had not noticed it before because Lepis is always dressed in black clothes or a robe that covered her entire body, but…

“... y-your arm… and leg…”

“Yes, I lost my right arm and my left leg just below the knee. That is why I now have ma...

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Tondemo Skill - 463 - Wild Behemoth

Gumihou: General editing through the entire chapter. Certain scenes were oddly stilted…

Everyone practically bounced awake the next day.

Today was an exciting day. It was the long-awaited hunting day. More importantly, a no-Elland-san-peeking-at-us day.

After a huge breakfast for my familiars (I only had a bit of bread and soup), we set out for the nearby fo...

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Tondemo Skill - 462 - Capture & Recover the Idiot Master

“Mukouda-san, please accept my most heartfelt apologies.”

With dark bags under his eyes, Ugor-san bowed his head apologetically at me.

“No, no, please don't do this. Elland-san’s actions should not be blamed on Ugor-san. On the contrary, for Ugor-san to have to suddenly make such a long journey to meet me like this even though you must be busy with work at Doran… I should ...

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WeD - V2C3 - Makia: Green Shrine Maiden's Distress

I always thought that Ruskia’s Royal Palace, located in the Miradreed City as something that looked like it is made from piled up white sugar candies.

[1] Located in the centre of the circular cityscape, there’s the circle of glass window shops that surrounds it. After going through the past these high end shops that serves the needs of the royal family, you will reach the large gates...

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WeD - V2C2 - Makia: Naming the Baby

The old woman grins, exposing her yellow teeth as she sits next to Giselle-san to peer more closely at her great-grandson and granddaughter-in-law.

“Greetings, Madam Egressa.”

“... Giselle, you have fulfilled your role as the daughter-in-law of the Medite family very well…”

A wrinkled hand, covered with many dark spots, stretches out to stroke the baby’s cheek. I g...

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Tondemo Skill - 461 - Mabo Eggplant with Rice. The Man We Have been Waiting For

The calm after the storm that was Elland-san had left was a great relief.

Fer quickly laid down on a nice fluffy rug and took a nap. As for the dragons, after spending a bit of time venting and dissing about the creepiness of 'That Weird Old Elf', they too, began to relax.

Apparently, one of the questions Elland-san kept throwing at Grandpa Gon was about other dragons of similar siz...

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Tondemo Skill - 460 - Reckless Elf Angered Mukouda

Gumihou: Uuuuu, more deletes…


“Ah, hold on. Think about it, don’t you think it’s faster for us to get to Doran than for Ugor-san to get here?”

Especially since we can travel via GG Airway.

Moreover, if I told Elland-san that he could hitch a ride on Grandpa Gon, I’m sure he would jump at the chance. I’ll just have to make sure not to t...

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WeD - Side Story, Earth 2 - Izumi Maruyama – Mysterious Club and Chins

Gumihou: How did I missed posting this? This chapter is not important to the overall arc, but we do get an outsider's view of the main characters.

Gumihou: The abstract description is… difficult to translate. Gumi will do her best.

My name is Izumi Maruyama.

A freshman just starting Aoyagi High School.

I am a member of the Art Class. M...

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WeD - V2C01 - Makia: Daydreaming

“Who is it…”

In the cold clean air, on the outskirts of a snow-covered forest, I met with a man. It was no coincidence, I came here to meet him.

“...”

With his long black cloak fluttering in the wind, the man kept his stare over the snow world at a line of cliffs. There, deep within the Northern Forest, was a land occupied by demons.

He was the king of that lan...

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WeD - Side Story, Earth 5 - Tooru: Christmas Eve at the Demonic 6 Tatami House

I am Tooru Saiga, formerly a man called the Black Demon King in my previous life.

[Tooru-kun, if you’re going to spend a lonely Christmas all alone, please take care of Maki-chan ( ́∀`)]

What the heck is this…

On the eve of Christmas, just after my part-time job at a convenience store, I received an extremely irritating message from Yuri.

That fellow is enjoying a...

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Tondemo Skill - 459 - Exuding Anger

“”Oi, what is that thing doing?”” Dora-chan gave the elf, who was clinging to Grandpa Gon, a disgusted look.

“”I have no idea how to explain it… even if I tell him to go home, do you think this lunatic will listen to me? Moreover, he wants to join our party and go adventuring with us…”

““I don’t care one way or other,”” Fer thought back.

“”Sui i...

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Tondemo Skill - 458 - Dragon Lover Elf Made a Blunder

“Why are you here, Elland-san?” [1] I asked stupidly. Stupidly. I know the question was stupid the moment it was out of my mouth, because, why would a dragon craze person come to the doorstep of someone who had just made a contract with an Ancient Dragon? Really, am I stupid?

“Why? That’s because I heard it!! [2] The moment I received the notification from the magic tool my heart ...

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WeD - Side Story, Earth 4 - Tooru: I like the Hiss of a Soda Bottle Opening

I am Tooru Saiga, a First Year High School student.

In my previous life, in another world called Maydea, I was the Black Demon King.


Right, well, it looks like my father is having an affair with a younger woman.

It was the final exam week in July.

Mother had been ranting and raving for a while now. Who knows how she found out, but there is nothing I could do b...

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WeD - Side Story, Earth 3 - Yuri: Old Ginza Lady & Fancy Mom

I am Shizuka Yuri.

In my previous life, I was called the White Sage of the East in another world called Maydea.


Clap, clap, clap!!

On the stage, the three coloured curtains in black, young onion green and persimmon orange closed amidst thunderous applause.

After the tea ceremony, I went to the [1] Kabukiza Theatre with my mother and sister to watch th...

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Tondemo Skill - 457 - Unexpected Visitor

I could see my much-missed house.

Looks like Bartel and Peter were on gatekeeping duties today.

“Bartel, Peter, I’m back!”

“Ou, welcome back. It’s good to see you safely home.”

“Welcome back.”

The greetings went on normally enough, but I was still a little nervous about their reaction to Grandpa Gon.

“Anyway, this is…” Bartel was staring...

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Tondemo Skill - 456 - Dirty but Really Valuable Fur

Onboard the GG Airway, we flew at a tremendous speed and landed on the plains near the City of Carelina much, much earlier than planned.

I slid off Grandpa Gon’s back to sprawl on the grassy floor.

“Aauugghhh… that was horrendous…”

“If that is already too much for Master to bear… Master is really weak~~”

“What do you mean, ‘that is already too much’...

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WeD - Side Story, Earth 1 - Makia: Spring Storm

My name is Makiko Oda.

Starting this spring, I’ll be a high school student.

In my past life, in another world called Maydea, I went down in history as the Crimson Witch of the West.

===

“…it’s raining…”

Starting from today, I’ll be living alone. Since I’m a high school student now.

After my parents died in a car accident during the second year...

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Tondemo Skill - 455.1 - Idle Talk: ‘That’ Adventurer’s Tale

“So, ‘That’ Adventurer wishes to offer me something?”

There was only one dungeon city, in Our [1] country, which is the City of Brixt. The Guild Master from the Royal City had arrived, bearing items sent over by the Brixt Guild Master. The items were now laid out on the table before Us.

They were gifts from that ‘That’ Adventurer.

Beside Us, the empress had already...

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Tondemo Skill - 455 - After the Tribute to the Gods, Return to Carelina

Gumihou: The general edit here is mostly smoothing out paragraphs and making the chapter seems more lively.


My familiars went to rest early.

Tomorrow, we will be on our way back to Carelina.

As for myself, well, I’d like to go to bed early too, but I still one more job to do. I sat in the living room with boxes of tribute around me and called out,...

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WeD - V1C62 (fin) - Makia: Gentle Lullaby

Birds are singing outside.

“...”

I am given a room to myself on one of the higher floors of the Royal Palace.

The floor is very quiet, with direct access to the hanging gardens.

It had been three weeks since that incident. [1] That day of many terrible revelations.

Even now, the people of Ruskia are still suffering from the shock of the final day of the Holy Fe...

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WeD - V1C61 - Lord Medite – Let’s Talk About What Happened

I’m Urbanus Medite.

Let’s talk about what happened these last few days.

After the extraordinary magic battle against the giant soldiers at bay, the public called the three kids who fought off the giants, 'Children of Magic' and heaped all kinds of praises on them despite an underlying current of fear.

Thus far, the fact that the Three Great Demon Kings have reincarnated in...

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