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Tondemo Skill - 454 - On a Day such as this, Let’s Heal with Yummy Food

Gumihou: The general edit here is mostly smoothing out paragraphs and making it seem more lively.

Ugh, my day felt ruined thanks to those annoying guys.

Aren’t you people from the church?! Why are you guys acting like yakuza or debt collectors?!!

Haahhh…

Just thinking about those money grubbing fellows make me sick.

After reporting them to the ...

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Tondemo Skill - 453 - Extortion is a Crime, Right?

The next day, we were lounging about the living room, relaxing our tummies after a good breakfast when I heard pounding at the door.

“Hm? Who could that be?” I muttered to myself.

I don’t think I made any plans to see anyone?

Still, I headed outside to what inconsiderate idiot was repeatedly slamming the knocker at my temporary abode.

“Yes, yes, I’m on my way. ...

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WeD - V1C60 - Makia: The Palace Corridors Seems to Last for Eternity

The corridors of the Royal Palace seem to last for eternity, but I'm alright with that.

At the end of the corridor was a large decorated door. It is opened by a soldier and I step in to find my mother and father.

They looked anxious.

I never want them to have that look on their faces.

“... Makia…”

After yesterday’s turmoil, I could not see them right away.<...

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WeD - V1C59 - Makia: How the World was Created (Made Easy for Idiots)

“Oh my, it’s the body of the Wisteria Princess! Kanon, come and take a look!! [1]”

A bright voice smashes the gloomy atmosphere.

Princess Shatma, who had abstained from interfering in all matters just now, had wondered over to one of the caskets and is now exclaiming over it.

“As expected of this princess. I am beautiful regardless of the era… Oi, Kanon, come here! L...

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Tondemo Skill - 452 - Charity Work at Brixt (2)

Gumihou: Venturing into new territory! Gumi to edit/translate solo~!

After leaving Ruka-sama’s church, the next place we went to is the Church of the Wind Goddess. In other words, Fer’s much awaited Ninril-sama’s church.

Of all the Goddesses within the pantheon, Ninril-sama has the smallest number of believers, with a correspondingly smaller church. Still, the...

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Tondemo Skill - 451 - Charity Work at Brixt (1)

Gumihou: Editing as we go~~

We still have a little bit more time at Brixt.

The mansion (castle, really) I rented still have a couple of days left which I plan to fully utilise before leaving for Carelina.

The plan for today was to visit some churches and orphanages per Tristan-san’s advice. I plan to dedicate the next day as offerings day for the pantheon. I...

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WeD - V1C58 - Makia Repents

The Gods are looking down at us. [1] More specifically, a mosaic mural rendition of the gods and goddesses of this world are looking down at us from a dome-shaped ceiling.

“...”

My eyes are wide open.

Did I even blink?

What is going on?

I have the impression of voices earlier. This dimly lit space feels too quiet now. It takes me a little longer to realise that...

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Tondemo Skill - 450 - Research & Souvenirs

Gumihou: Adjusted the whole chapter. Especially Tristan’s dialogues to make it more natural and in keeping with his character.

After selling off the Drop items, we spent the next day resting.

The weather next day was particularly fine, so most of my familiars, except for Sui, were snoozing on the lawn.

Sui was bouncing around happily in the garden. I played ...

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Tondemo Skill - 449 - Grandpa Gon Accumulated Too Much Treasure

The gluttonous quartet of Fer, Grandpa Gon, Dora-chan and Sui, were currently lounging in the living room after having eaten their fill of breakfast consisting of Gigantic Minotaur Bowls.

I must say, the cooking time was certainly faster than before. Possibly thanks to the ‘Solitary Chef’ title. I mean, my cooking skills had been improving lately and I never thought much about it, thi...

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WeD - V1C57 - Voices

Crimson Witch

“I’ll kill you! You killed ***! Die in blood and suffering!! This is an order!!”


Black Demon King

“If you ever want to play again… you should come to ***... I’ll be ready for you anytime”


White Sage

“When everything is over, father will take you there, it's a promise. Until then, stay close t...

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WeD - V1C56 - Makia Commands in Her Name

Gumihou: This chapter appears a little rushed, a lot of small changes were made to smooth out the inconsistencies. Deleted or changed near-identical statements from the previous chapter.

Also… the battle scenes were… well…

This is Makia.

After Lepis Twilight showed us the giants, the giant’s weapon powered up and in a great flash of li...

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Tondemo Skill - 448 - The Solitary SChef

“Oh my~~ how delicious~ this is the Karaage thing? My, my, now I understand why keep talking about it.”

In front of Grandpa Gon was a pile of freshly fried Karaage mountain. This was the second Karaage mountain by the one. The first one, soy sauce-based, had already been crunched down in record speed.

“Fufu, isn’t that right?”

I’m not sure why Fer was being so smug...

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Tondemo Skill - 447 - Vice Guild Master Requested Something Outrageous with a Straight Face

Gumihou: …if you guys are going to talk, do it normally!! Don’t be like a machine reciting stuff. Ughh, more deletes, deletes!

Also, I can’t quite grasp the Vice Guild Master’s personality? His character seemed oddly mish-mashed just like the broken dialogue. Will try to fix it.

Starting Word Count: 2448

After Tristan-...

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Tondemo Skill - 446 - Stay Strong, Tristan!

Eguchi Ren: The latest story of Sui’s Great Adventure manga is out! Please check it out! (2019/04/22 message)

“Yes, let’s go back quickly and make the fried food.”

“”I want fried bird!””

“”Fried food, fried food~ ♪””

“I’m looking forward to it.”

“What are you guys talking about? We have a lot to do before we get to...

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Tondemo Skill - 445 - What Kind of Bonding is THAT?!

Eguchi Ren: Today’s chapter is a little long

Gumihou: Indeed, it is over 3000 words long…

“Hmm, I don’t like to admit it, but this steak-thing is really good…”

The Ancient Dragon was gulping down top-grade, higher level Dungeon Cow steaks drizzled with garlic-soy steak sauce.

“Humph, to think you actually became the tempora...

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WeD - V1C55: Princess Shatma & the Attack of the Valkyries

Gumihou: Only one chapter out this week because… editing this is too difficult!!

This lady is Shatma, the First Princess of Fresir.

I was the famous Wisteria Princess of a thousand years ago in my past life.

I am Shatma, the first princess of the Kingdom of Fresir. I’m famous for being the ‘Princess Wisteria’, 1000 years ago.

“W-What is that!!...

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WeD - V1C54 - Makia Facing off Giants with a Descendent of the Twilight Clan

This is Makia.

Since the portside ceremony was also the last day of the Holy Festival, things were very lively here with lots of people crowding the place.

“Unlike the Karted Sea, the Central Sea looks really peaceful.”

“... Hasn’t it always been that way? You know, there’s a theory that the four continents used to be one large supercontinent? At the very center of t...

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WeD - V1C53 - Ulysses on the Viewing Tower

I’m Ulysses.

The Fifth Prince of this country.

We have reached the final day of the Holy Festival without any major incident.

At first, I had sighed at my fully packed schedule. However, after meeting Maki-chan and Tooru-kun, I feel like I could reach the end of this very lively event without worrying too much.

The next ceremony is meant to welcome immigrants from the ...

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Tondemo Skill - 444- Familiar (Temp)

It was pretty easy to decide on the recipe.

Something meaty and garlicky with extra meat.

“It has to be the garlic steak, right?”

It was also simple to make and would be very satisfying for any meat, meat, meat fanciers.

The question now was, “What meat should I use?”

I cast a glance at my familiars. The taste of garlic will probably make them eat more. Als...

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Tondemo Skill - 443 - Pointless Disputes between Two Titans

Gumihou: Lots of explanation, which means lots of stiff and awkward dialogue

“Aruji?” the Ancient Dragon rumbled.

“We are that human’s familiars,” explained Fer. “That Pixie Dragon is one of us too.”

When the Ancient Dragon turned its rugged face towards me, I could feel my balls shrinking away. Hey, don’t look down on me. Having a huge dragon ...

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WeD - V1C52 - Makia Learns Something Crucial

This is Makia.

After leaving the ballroom, I go look for my parents.

"Ah, Makia…”

“... Mother.”

My parents are in one of the resting rooms under the ballroom.

Apparently, Father was so surprised by my actions that he actually collapsed and fainted away.

Still, he looks fine now.

“That is… um…” right now, I am standing in front of them, b...

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Tondemo Skill - 442 - Sui the Hero

We stepped off the stairs onto the 47thFloor.

The lowest floor of this dungeon.

It had a different feel compared to the other floors. Was it because it was the lowest floor?

“There’s only… a door…”

““If there’s a door, that means the Boss is just on the other side, right? Right?””

““Sui will do her best and beat the Boss~!””

Instea...

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Tondemo Skill - 441 - vs Ice Dragon

“As expected…”

Umu, unfortunately.”

“”It’s all white again~””

The 46th Floor was, as we had feared and half-expected, a world of snow. Fields of glittering white as far as the eyes could see, just like the 45th Floor.

“”Ugh, too cold…”” Dora-chan’s miserable voice echoed in my head. [5a]

“Hey,” I said, taking out the Ye...

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WeD - V1C51 - Lorde Medite, a Fan

I’m Urbanus Medite.

The moment I saw the encounter between His

Highness Ulysses and Makia Odille, an understanding came over me. [1] At least, I understand that more than Duke Beigrates and Sir Raymond.

The scene immediately captured my interest.

The connection between beings like them must be similar to a bond of some sort.

When I looked sideways at the dukes, I...

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WeD - V1C50 - Tooru Getting a True Taste of a Stratified Society

This is Tooru.

Right now, I am lurking within the Royal Palace Garden.

While music and lights spill out from the ballroom, I am seated at a fountain’s edge. One of the smaller ones that were a little farther away from the brilliant happenings in that gorgeous world.

Well, it’s not like I’m lonely or anything.

Or upset that I am technically not allowed in.

Hah...

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Tondemo Skill - 440 - Let My Guard Down

As we crossed the land of snow, from the skins of.f Snow Giant Horned Rabbits and Snow Cuckoos. Now and then, we would encounter a giant reindeer-like monster that was the size of an elephant, the Snow Panther and Giant Snow Tiger.

As one might have expected, these tigers and panther creatures fitted their names very well. They were all A or S rank creatures, and quite a bit larger than F...

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Tondemo Skill - 439 - Warming with Simple Chicken Hotpot

Edited by GumihouGumihou: Mizutaki or ‘Water Boil’ simply means a chicken hotpot made with hot water or a simple dashi-based soup. So, ‘Simple Chicken Hotpot’ has the closest meaning.

Also, Mukouda’s reaction after 3 days of running through snow is rather lukewarm (heh). Embellished a little [8].


““Oi, we’re stopping here ...

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WeD - V1C48 - Makia Attends a Ball

This is Makia.

A little while earlier, I encountered the Hero for the first time ever since I returned to this world.

“Oi, are you alright? Your hand…”

“... hmm, it’s nothing. It will be fine soon.”

Tooru is holding my hand with a strange look on his face.

Still, he of all people, should know that I can heal very fast from such a superficial wound.

<...

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Tondemo Skill - 438 - A -20 Degree World

Gumihou: Wow, the repeats… wow, the repeats. I mean, the repetitions…

Also, added a lot of cold related details.

“Woah… What did we do to deserve this?”

The moment we stepped into the 45th Floor, [8] my foot sank into deep snow.

[8]

“”It’s white~~””

“”It’s horrible!””

Umu, adjus...

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