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Vending Machine - 165 - The Desert Pillar

Gumihou: I added the most details in this chapter. Just some stuff that makes a scene more exciting and immediate.

“Hey, stand back a bit, ‘kay? I need to check the door for any traps.”

Hyurumi took out something that looked like a stethoscope and began checking the gigantic double-iron doors.

Everyone took a step back as instructed and turned around to ...

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Tondemo Skill - 597 - Cold Sweat

Eguchi Ren: Thank you for your continued support for Tondemo Skill!

Gumihou: Redid the dialogues a bit. Honestly, 6 High Elves are a bit tricky to keep track of

“This is great! It’s been a while since I had last been to a city.”

“It’s quite a big one too.”

“I’m going to take a good look around, so let’s stay here for a ...

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Tondemo Skill - 596 - The Feeling of Herding Elementary Students on a Field Trip

Gumihou: Kind of repetitive, will do my best to mitigate it

The next morning---

Yesterday, after a very late lunch of Green Dragon Steaks, which was very delicious and well-received thanks to my skills, the ingredients and Japanese-made condiments. For dinner, at the Gluttonous Quartet’s clamorous request, we had Roasted Green Dragon.

For some reason, the Hi...

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Tondemo Skill - 595 - Green Dragon Steak

On my table was a large chunk of meat.

It was glossy red with a nice amount of fat on it.

It was similar to Earth Dragon and Red Dragon meat, but with slightly more white flecks. So, a little fattier than the other. [1] I have no idea whether it was because they were of different species or that this Green Dragon was more sedentary. After all, it only hung out on this island and cou...

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Tondemo Skill - 594 - Dismantling the Green Dragon

Eguchi Ren: The update was delayed because I rewrite some parts of it (sweats). Please forgive me as this happens sometimes.

Gumihou: Oh, I get you, Eguchi-san

“We’re back,” I said as my party returned to the High Elf village.

The six High Elves gathered around with uneasy looks on their faces. I was unclear why they were like this until...

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Tondemo Skill - 593 - Sauced Ground Meat & Vegetables on Rice [1]

“”Aruji~~ Sui is hungry~~””

“”Ou, now that Sui mentions it, I’m hungry too~!””

We had just put the Green Dragon into my [Item Box] when Sui suddenly bounced around my feet, pleading to be fed. [2] Normally, Fer would be the first to complain about wanting food, but I guess after my threat, he became a little less vocal.

Phun, after moving around f...

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Tondemo Skill - 592 - Not Good to Overdo

Eguchi Ren: Sorry for being late (sweats)

We chased the Green Dragon further and further into the forest. Finally, we stopped in front of a dense mountain covered with vines.

“This should be the Green Dragon’s lair.”

Umu, it’s faint, but I could sense its presence.”

“I shall do my best to cover up our presence. It would be a hassl...

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Vending Machine - 150 - Miss Dungeon (Part 1)

"How about holding a Miss Dungeon Contest?”

Before I realised it, I was brought to the newly built inn run by Munami and family, which was finally completed during my two-month leave from Clearflow Lake Floor. Therefore, I was quite taken aback by this sudden unexpected topic.

Munami’s face was inching uncomfortably close to my metal body. She has a rather unassuming face, but i...

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Tondemo Skill - 591 - Eh, It Ran Away...

It had been an hour since we left the High Elf village.

The party followed after Grandpa Gon, who claimed to know where the Green Dragon was. Finally, after running towards who knows where, Grandpa Gon gave the instruction to ‘Stop’ via telepathy.

“”I’m sure it is around here somewhere…””

Everyone (except for myself), started looking around expectantly.

...

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Tondemo Skill - 590 - That's Cooking Wine...

Gumihou: Hmm, switched most of the introspective form to dialogue for more immediacy and drama

At Jorgen, Verde and Radomir’s very serious ‘Do you have any alcohol’, my mind blanked out a little.

“Huh?"

“You know, alcohol? The drink?”

“We make our own, but…”

“We have some wine that was made from local fruits, but the alcohol lev...

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Tondemo Skill - 589 - Can't Cook

Eguchi Ren: Apologise for making everyone worry. I received my third vaccine shot and became ill. I was fine for the first and second shots, but this time every joint in my body felt painful and I was tired all the time.

At first, I thought it was just a cold, but after looking up the side effects, I realised it was the vaccine. Please be careful out there everyon...

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Vending Machine - 149 - Business Rival

Beyond the gates were the remains of a burnt-out village.

Not a single house remained standing, all had been reduced to charred ash. Ramis gently touched the skeletal framework of a former house, only to see it crumble to the ground with barely any force.

“Well, there’s no point wallowing in despair. What's gone is gone, we can't do much about it now. The best thing we could do ...

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Tondemo Skill - 588 - Please! Please! Please! [5]

“Delish! This ‘Karaage’ thing is really delicious!”

“Right, right, I can understand why Jorgen wants Adela to try it.”

“Right~? I have to say, this is just too delicious!"

“Hold on, aren’t you taking stuffing too many into your mouth?!”

[1] Indeed, Jorgen was currently putting too many of the hot Karaage into his mouth at once. I was starting to worry...

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Tondemo Skill - 587

Eguchi Ren: Sorry for being late (sweats)

Gumihou: No problem, we are ecstatic to have you with us~~

After the High Elves left the village, I continued my preparations for the pork Katsu while making the marinating sauce for Karaage.

I was almost done with the prep work when the High Elves returned.

“We have returned with the Cockatric...

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Vending Machine - 148 - Full Throttle

Hirukuma: With the number of characters increasing, I think a gentle development is better when it comes to showcasing their characteristics.


Now that we had captured the enemy general and secured her for transport, we decided to return to the Dark Forest village.

As we made our way back, the once lush and overgrown forest was no more. All that was left w...

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Vending Machine - 147 -Enemy Assassin

A figure slowly descended from above us, the charred and blacken Elderwood a looming backdrop against it.

Given the rate it was descending, they must be using magic or have the ability to float or fly in some way, because there was no way an ordinary person could freefall as slowly as that.

Not to mention, the figure was dressed in a rather strange way.

This person certainly g...

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Tondemo Skill - 586 - High Elf Village

Gumihou: Mitigated a lot of things, including but not limited to: strengthening Mukouda’s spine, reducing GG and Fer’s inclination to give a flying f*ck about normal human interaction etc etc

[1] “Why are we going to a High Elf Village?” grumbled Fer.

“As expected, we should have gotten rid of that person for Master,” Grandpa Gon muttered.

[1] I qu...

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Tondemo Skill - 585 - Skill

Gumihou: Hmmm, Gumi took liberties with many things~ it’s a bit difficult to grab the High Elf’s attitude at first, but, well, there’s an accepted lore about their attitude, so…

“Oi, human. How did you get here?” the High Elf snapped with his arrow aimed at me.

“You're asking me…” I slid a glance over to Grandpa Gon.

“Are you saying you cam...

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Vending Machine - 146 -Cause of Fire

Hyurumi's seemingly reckless plan was going better than expected.

The strong wind continued to fan the flames and the fire that Hyurumi set was spreading away from us, leaving behind a charred and blackened trail of burnt trees.

Thinking that we could escape the main fire from the front by moving to the burnt area, everyone began to relax. Some were sighing with relief when…

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Tondemo Skill - 584 - High Elf in the Wild

Eguchi Ren: I’m late, sorry… (sweats)

“Haahh…”

“Oi, why are you sighing like that?” asked Fer.

“Geez, I wonder why,” I muttered with a glare. “Why don’t you take the time to think why!”

“Because you are strange?”

“Aughh!!! Noo!! It's because of you!! This is all your fault! Your fault!”

“What nonsense are you...

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Tondemo Skill - 583 - What the Heck?

Gumihou: What an apt subtitle, because what the heck? How did I miss posting this chapter all this while??!!

“Oi…”

Fer was staring at me as though he wanted to say something.

“Master…”

Grandpa Gon too.

““Um, so…””

Don’t say it, Dora-chan.

““Aruji~~ Sui is bored~!!””

As though a dam had burst upon Su...

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Vending Machine - 145 - Great Fire

There was no time for a leisurely soak. The women all rushed out of the bath to hastily dry off and put on their clothes. Ramis and the rest of the ladies did not have time for their bath, but that’s not the point right now.

The red flame in the distance had expanded to a sea of fire, to the point that the lower half of vision was now flaming red and yellow. A quick look around showed t...

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Tondemo Skill - 582 - Grilled Dragon Turtle

Eguchi Ren: Sorry for the late upload (sweats)

Gumihou: Sorry everyone, I may only post two chapters per week from now on, at least until the busy season is over. I have several other things that need to be done before certain deadlines… T_T

“…I’m bored…”

Umu, so bored.”

“”Boring…”

“”Sui is bor...

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Vending Machine - 144 - Open Air Bath

From that first day onwards, we have been aiming for the Elderwood without ever returning to the village. Meals were provided by Kikoyu and myself, and everyone seemed satisfied with our contribution. Though, I should say that Kikoyu mainly has Mister Field produce fruits and vegetables that could be eaten raw.

Also, since we have a lot of women on the expedition, the issue of toilets cam...

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Tondemo Skill - 581 - Not Going!

Eguchi Ren: This chapter was a little last minute (Sweats)

Gumihou: It felt a little rushed too, there’s a bit of a loophole here or maybe Mukouda was just too stressed out to think. Anyway, Gumi is going to make use of a ‘special information’. Check note [2]

“Let’s go hunting.”

“… way to spoil my morning,” I muttered over my...

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Tondemo Skill - 580 - Pushy Little Auntie

Gumihou: Deleted some repetitive bits and added details where needed.

After lunch, I set out of the house to see Bruno-san.

Fer and the others came with me out of boredom, I think?

I guess there’s only so much time you could spend napping in various places…

““So, we’re going to the stalls after this, yeah?””

Ah, so that’s their true...

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Tondemo Skill - 579 - Drunken Dragon

Right, I guess it’s time to go.

I was determined to have a leisurely day today. That’s right, let’s have a leisurely morning first before heading towards the employees’ quarters later that afternoon.

The slaves- I mean, my employees were instructed to casually clean up the main house and garden before [1] gathering at the pizza/bread oven area.

“I have some souvenirs...

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Vending Machine - 143 Auto Restaurant

Vending Machines mentioned in this chapter: https://www.nippon.com/en/japan-topics/g01112/

The logging and monster subjugation business was progressing smoothly. By the time the sun set, we had moved quite far away from the village and decided to set up camp in the forest.

Since w...

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Vending Machine - 142 - Strength in This World

How has everyone been doing?

As for us, with a powerful team at hand, we have been fighting and causing endless destruction within the forest.

Monsters which were now free of the ring, no longer attacked the village in endless waves. However, whenever we cut down or, in Ramis’ case, pulled up a tree, they would still appear, eyes filled with endless fervour.

There was no way...

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Vending Machine - 141 - Hevoy's Interrogation Technique

“By the way, where is that person now?”

“Don’t worry, Mister Bear. Kuroyata is watching from above.”

Following Kikoyu’s gaze, we saw a black bird flapping its black wings gracefully in the sky.

Kuroyata, who I already deemed smarter than most humans, could track people from the sky, was a great asset to any group.

By the way, we, that is Director Bear and Hyu...

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