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Vending Machine - 140 - The Strength of a Little Girl

The number of powerful people suddenly increased all at once. We not only increase in terms of strength but numbers as well.

To be honest, I was surprise to see the elderly couple. According to them, they wanted to participate because they could move around easily on a cart pulled by Botan.

That excuse was so pointless that even Ramis have doubts about it, “Grandpa, Grandpa, are y...

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Vending Machine - 139 - The People of the Forest

Gumihou: I can’t remember, but I think the Director of the Beginner Floor is a sexy lady in red?

There was no easy way to come up with a brilliant idea overnight. Therefore, the next day we engaged the monsters using the same tactic once more, only with more Hunters.

This time, Ramis focussed her attention on pulling trees while the others fought the monsters. Sin...

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Tondemo Skill - 578 - Lalala~ Can’t Hear You~

Soon, the nostalgic lines of Carelina town came into view.

“We’re almost there,” I said.

Willem-san, who had remained pale-faced throughout the ride back on GG Airways was muttering, “Come on… come on… let me down quickly…”

At least he did not faint this time. I think Willem-san had more or less gotten over his fear of flying, but was unfortunately the type who...

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Tondemo Skill - 577.1 - Idle Talk: Aftermath at the Royal Capital

“They finally left…”

“Like a passing storm…”

“I’m exhausted…”

“My soul felt wrung out…”

“We were so busy…”

“It’s tough on the old bones…”

The elders of the Royal Capital Adventurer’s Guild was more than happy to see the backs of Mukouda’s party.

“You know, we still a little more work to do…”

“DON...

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Tondemo Skill - 577 - Farewell, Royal Capital~

Eguchi: It’s a little short. The Royal Capital arc is finally coming to an (end). The Royal Capital arc ended up being long because there were too many things I wanted to include, hopefully, I can do things in moderation next time.

We stayed for a few more days in the Royal Capital.

As promised (or threatened), Fer and Grandpa Gon had a pile of sliced bread for br...

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Vending Machine - 138 - Logging

Since enemies kept coming over the wall of logs, it was soon decided that we would take the plunge and go on the offensive.

First, a scouting mission was sent out while the rest of the people took a wait-and-see position.

An elite team was assembled to gather and analyse information. Its members consisted of Ramis, myself, Shui, Hevoy and Hyurumi. So far so good, but, for some reaso...

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Tondemo Skill - 576 - Crisis on the Royal Capital Vacant Land

Eguchi: Happy New Year Everyone! This chapter is later due to some additional stuff (sweats)

I’ll try not to be late next time. Maybe.

Anyway, thank you for your continued support for this year as well!

Gumihou: We will definitely support you, Eguchi-san~!

“Um, so, I’d like to congratulate all of y...

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Tondemo Skill - 575 - Simple Minded Pantheon (2)

Eguchi: Thank you for reading ‘Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi’ this year as well! I look forward to your continued support next year!

Gumihou: *Sob* I only found that this chapter had been overwritten after putting up everything else, I'm so sorry!!!

“Yes, yes! Me next~!”

Yes, yes, it’s Agni-sama next.

I was already movin...

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Tondemo Skill - 574 - Simple Minded Pantheon (1)

Edited by Gumihou >_<Eguchi: It’s been a while since we have an offering scene so it was a bit long, had to split the scenes into two parts. (sweats)

Gumihou: Added some details. Took out some repeats

“We shall go and sleep now. You make sure to be courteous to the Gods!”

“Yes, yes, I understand. Go to sleep already!” I said as...

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Vending Machine - 137 - Hunter Association Director

On the morning of the second day at the Dark Forest Floor, I had a sudden realisation.

I haven’t seen the Director of this floor yet.

From what I know, there should be a director from the Hunter’s Association on each floor. Looking back, they were all pretty memorable characters.

Starting from the top floor, the Director of the Beginner’s Floor was a young woman in a bri...

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Tondemo Skill - 573 - An Oracle from Ninril-sama

Gumihou: It was a little draggy… made it less draggy~~

I announced my presence at the door of Ninril-sama’s church and a kindly-looking elderly priest with greying hair came out.

“Yes, may I help you?”

His kind smile turned a little stiff at the sight of Fer and Grandpa Gon.

Well, that’s a pretty normal reaction. I quickly introduced myself, ...

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Tondemo Skill - 572 - Temple Donations

Eguchi Ren: Thank you very much for your support! If you haven’t purchased the manga or books yet, please pick one up~

Gumihou: Moved the storylines about for a more coherent narrative


Haahh… I’m exhausted…

So many things happened…

As I was trudging my way out of the warehouse, a thought struck me and I turned around...

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Tondemo Skill - 571 - Half My Soul Floated Away

Eguchi Ren: Thank you very much for your support! If you haven’t purchased the manga or books yet, please pick one up~

After breakfast, our party headed out for the Adventurer’s Guild.

Naturally, it was to deal with the Leviathan matter, the main reason why we came to the Royal Capital in the first place. According to the message I received, they had finally dec...

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Vending Machine - 136 - Weapon Shop

Gumihou: Some general cleanup

"So, have you been eating these things lately?"

A monster had been climbing over the sharpened log fence when it was shot by Shui’s arrow. Ramis grabbed the monster for a closer look. It was one of those odd little humanoid radish creatures with little white feet growing out of its oddly muscular body.

“That’s right. The veg...

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Tondemo Skill - 570 - Spicy!!

Eguchi Ren : Thank you very much for your support! Thank you to all the readers who have bought a book!

I was enjoying myself, shopping and browsing through the various wares at the market when a shadow fell upon me.

“Surely that’s enough?”

“Master, are you done with your shopping yet?”

“”You’re done? Right? Right?””

“”Food ...

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Tondemo Skill - 569 - Fun Shopping at the Royal Capital Market

Chapter 569 – Author: Eguchi Ren

Translated by Gumihou

Edited by Gumihou >_<

Eguchi Ren : Thank you very much for your support! Some bonus information will be announced as soon as it becomes available!

“Right, I think that’s enough fruit for now…”

“That’s wonderful, Master. Let...

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Tondemo Skill - 568 - Royal Capital Market Place – Fruit Shopping Spree

After we were done with the unexpectedly delicious skewered meat stall, our group left Maria Square.

The Gluttonous Quartet consisting of Fer, Sui, Dora-chan and Grandpa Gon were still saying things like ‘We’re still hungry’ and ‘More food’. However, since we have already made a big impact here, I made a split-second decision and said, “Let’s go to the marketplace.”

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Vending Machine - 135 - Wooden Settlement

"Hakkoooooon! Food, food!"

From the moment Shui leapt onto me, she had been screaming non-stop for food. It was actually quite scary. Well, since I had some Karaage heated up, I handed them to Shui.

"Hafu, chomp, hauuuu, delicioooooous!"

She was howling as she ate, sending fragments of Karaage all over the place. Here, take this chilled cola as well. If you feel like ...

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Tondemo Skill - 567 - Touring the Royal Capital-Maria Square

“Hey, you lot, don’t look so depressed. How about a visit to the food stalls?”

Even though I was gratified by the thought of them wanting to eat my cooking, I still felt a little bad about seeing my familiars looking so sad.

Mu, I guess…”

“It won’t be as good as Master’s cooking, but it should be different.”

“”Hey! Who knows, we could pr...

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Tondemo Skill - 566 - Sooofffttt~~

The moment we returned from the Adventurer’s Guild, the Gluttonous Quartet immediately started clamouring for ‘that tough but good’ meat. Meaning, they want to eat the Supersaurus meat.

Fer and Grandpa Gon were particularly loud in their demands for ‘Meat, meat, meat’. Thankfully, I managed to somehow calm them down a bit by grilling up huge-sized steaks with Gigantic Minotaur a...

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Tondemo Skill - 565 - Sliced Bread is the Best

“It’s delicious…”

“Meat is so delicious…”

“”It truly is…””

“”Yummy~~ yummy~~””

Fer, Sui, Dora-chan and Grandpa Gon were clearly savouring their Pork Bowl breakfast after yesterday's Bread Diet.

For myself, I had a simple Japanese breakfast consisting of:

- Miso Soup with wakame seaweed and tofu

- Onigiri with pickled kelp...

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Vending Machine - 134 - Dark Forest Floor

Once the red light vanished, I found myself looking at a dark and bleak looking room.

It was lit by some kind of magic light that emitted a faint glow. Just enough for me to see that the room was constructed by a bunch of logs tied together. I have never seen this teleportation room before, so it must belong to a floor that I have never visited before.

I guess we have been sent to a...

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Tondemo Skill - 564 - Creep Creep


“Haaahh… I’m finally back…”

From the moment we left the house… no, even before that, it had all been chaos.

First, I was taken to a strange hunting ground filled with carnivorous, fire-breathing dinosaurs; after coming back from that, I was lectured by an oni-faced Willem-san and then, was whisked away to the Adventurer’s Guild only to be stared by the judgy...

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Tondemo Skill - 563 - Unbearable Chaos

Eguchi Ren: Thank you very much for your support!

Gumihou: Yes! Thank you for your support! Also, reduced the ‘kyaa!’ from Mukouda, replacing it with ‘this is my life now…’ kind of vibe

Only after lecturing me to his heart’s content, Willem-san finally escorted me to Guild Master Bram as well as the four elders. Can’t forget those elde...

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Tondemo Skill - 562 - Extinct Species?

“… …”

In front of me, Fer, Grandpa Gon, Dora-chan and Sui were lined up in an uncomfortable row.

Let’s recap what happened earlier.

As expected, the Gluttonous Quartet defeated the three long-necks with their overwhelming strength. This was not the problem. I can’t feel too sorry for them since they tried to attack us first.

Then, Fer said, “Hey, this guy...

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Tondemo Skill - 561 - What Happened Today

“Ughhh, what a horrible day…”

If I were to look into the mirror now, I’m sure I’d see a spectre staring back at me. A miserable creature who looked like they had just recovered from a serious illness.

It was really too scary.

Just how many mental shocks have I suffered?

How many times have I nearly lost it?

Dinosaurs as a concept were already scary enough...

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Tondemo Skill - 560 - Well, Let’s Do it… [1]

Eguchi Ren: Sorry for the late update, I had to rewrite it which is why it took longer than expected (sweats)

Gumihou: Soo…… Eguchi-san is being a boy here, lol. You’ll see what I mean soon. (smirks) We have also adjusted the text so that it’s less boggy and more dramatic

““Heheh~ it’s all defeat~ted~~””

“”Hah! That’s w...

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Tondemo Skill - 559 - Dinosaurs (Isekai Version)

Eguchi Ren: Apologies, I forgot to upload this chapter by mistake (sweats). After finished writing this chapter I felt so relieved that I thought I had actually uploaded it. It’s only after I read the comment section that I finally realized…

I’m really sorry. However, even this slight delay caused a number of people to ask whether I have stopped updating. I...

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Vending Machine - 133 - Teleportation Circle

Now that we had achieved our goal, it was time to return to the village. This time, instead of being loaded onto the cart, I was carried by Ramis.

I don’t mind being on the cart, but I still prefer to be carried by Ramis.

It may seem weird to others that I find being carried around by a girl comforting, but it was like returning home after a three-day work trip out of town. There ...

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Tondemo Skill - 558 - Ugh… My Head…

Gumihou: Today’s chapter is kind of repetitive. Gumi is going to be merciless.

“Nice, let us start our hunt.”

[1] The rest of the familiars immediately clamour for their agreement.

“Seriously?” I said, “Why would you want to when you've already taken down things like Dragon Turtles? Can’t you just relax and take it easy for once?”

I just ...

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