Hi. So. Um. No good way to say this!
There was a death in the family yesterday. It was sudden in the sense that I had no advance warning they were actively dying, but not sudden in the sense that I knew they wouldn’t be around much longer. Very old, in poor health for a long time, that sort of thing.
This wasn’t someone I was super close to, so I’m doing okay, but the news def...
2025-02-07 11:55:15 +0000 UTC View PostHiii, early access time! Late, because retakes were necessary to make the consent explicit enough to pass muster. ^^; This goes out tonight on YouTube.
Yandere Tattoo Artist Marks You as Hers Forever
You met this hot tomboy tattoo artist after a nasty break-up with your ex, and y...
Early access tiiime! First yandere audio of the event, and (I think?) the only non-romantic yandere storyline on the slate. This is a strictly maternal Mother Earth character, so let's hope Patreon doesn't get weird about it.
Mother Earth is Jealous You Went to Mars!
2025-02-03 09:52:52 +0000 UTC
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Second exclusive of the month! Enjoy!
Stealing a Kiss From a Curious Forest Cryptid
While enjoying a night in your cozy forest cabin, you're surprised to find a stranger peeking in your window! But this is no ordinary peeping tom, it's a curious cryptid! And she's flirty, ...
2025-02-01 02:43:35 +0000 UTC View PostHi, hi! Exclusive time! Another will be out tonight. Sorry these weren't out weeks ago! Enjoy.
Stealing an Evil, Cursed (Bratty!) Relic
You're a goblin adventurer with some serious gold lust, searching a dungeon for...for...um...ooh, what's that? The shiny thing over there ...
Early access time! All seven parts of this series are recorded, but I have alas run out of time to finish all the action sequences. (RIP my gunshots and gore sfx folders)
So, an experiment! I'll be releasing the parts to the channel over the next several months at a pretty regular clip, with early access farther ahead of time than usual (I hope!) It should be? 60+ minutes when all the so...
2025-01-31 04:52:02 +0000 UTC View PostEarly access time! This is a sequel to Popular Girl Likes You and Confesses on a Dare! And I think it has juuuust enough smoochies that I suspect youtube may slap it with limited ads. We shall see! I hope you guys enjoy the mild spice, though!
Flirty, Popular Party Girl Admits to Leaving You a Voicemail Conf...
2025-01-24 03:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Patrons! I am deep in the throes of planning, preparing and running headfirst into the brick wall of Februdere! I have my script shortlist, which as usual is too long, but I'm whittling away as fast as I can.
There will be twelve audios released during February, plus two exclusives for you! As I said previously, I hope to do four full series during the event, but I also have some ...
2025-01-23 00:05:56 +0000 UTC View PostHi, hi! This will be the last late early access for awhile (I hope! Please, audio gods, take pity on me.) I hope you'll enjoy some more slice of life-y, angsty, exes-to-lovers goodness!
Ex is Your Emergency Contact
You’re in the ER, refusing treatment, when your ex shows...
2025-01-17 12:34:32 +0000 UTC View PostHiya, Patrons! Happy Wednesday, the first (I hope) of many update Wednesdays to come! Getting back on track! Yaaay.
Changing my YouTube release schedule has already had a positive impact on my irl workload, and I hope it'll only improve from here. At the risk of jinxing myself horribly (held breath and crossed fingers pleas...
2025-01-15 20:35:44 +0000 UTC View PostEarly access time! This is a sequel to Your Loyal Mech is in Love With You, part two in a series of (so far?) three scripts. Both title and thumbnail got a swap, because I'm the worst about making decisions. Still, enjoy!
Your Loyal, Loving Mech Keeps You Company
2025-01-10 04:53:58 +0000 UTC
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Hello, hello! It is I, your friendly neighborhood somewhat disheveled and beleaguered Velvet! Everyone alive? I am! All your bits and bobs where they're supposed to be? (If not, put them back.)
First on the agenda, a big (?) announcement: after 3+ years posting a video on YouTube every Wednesday, I'm shifting my weekly videos to Friday evenings. My irl day-to-day schedule...
2025-01-08 19:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostOh my gosh they're finally done! Yay! I've been sitting on these scripts for way too long. I guess I'm pushing back the first short release of 2025 to January 12, since today was a wash. (I was supposed to have fewer hours at my day job after Christmas. Supposed to.)
These will take the channel's shorts schedule through late March, theoretically. Expect another batch...sometime s...
2025-01-06 04:42:59 +0000 UTC View PostFinal (regular) exclusive of the month! Woo! Expect the final pubic let's-make-up-for-having-pneumonia-and-stuff exclusives sometime over the next week.
Enjoy!
Your Loyal Bimbo Knight Will Save the Kingdom! Um...Maybe?
Your most loyal knight is...ah...not the s...
2025-01-01 04:05:47 +0000 UTC View PostThis wound up a tad shorter than I hoped. So sorry about that! Hopefully it’ll get a follow-up someday, or maybe I can commission one; I like the story! I'd love to see it someday blossom into something meatier. ^^
Pop Star Asks You to Pretend to Be Her Lover?!
A famous p...
Early access! Just in time for bedtime, I hope! There will also be two exclusives coming in the next couple of hours, but they're much less cozy than this one... enjoy!
Sleep Demon Seduces You Into Bed
You always stay up too late and don’t sleep enough...but at least you ...
Exclusive time! I hope it brightens your morning! This is around 15 minutes of soft spoken speech, tapering into sleeping by a cozy fireplace. I hope you enjoy it!
Softly Dominant Yandere Mistress "Purchases" You
Your society has indentured servitude built right in, and yo...
2024-12-25 12:26:08 +0000 UTC View Postit chrismas merr chrismas
ER Doctor is Your Ex Girlfriend
After breaking up with your abusive girlfriend, you land in the ER--and find an old flame there to patch you up! She's the one that got away: a caring, protective doctor who never should have been an ex. Can you rekindle o...
Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! This update is just a drive-by! But I wanted to at least throw a few sneak peeks up today!
(Yikes. That's a lot of exclamation points. Can you tell I've been up for like twenty hours?)
Health update! Pneumonia officially gone! Cough...still lingering, unfortunately! So my throat is a bit angry. But all told I'm much better!
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2024-12-24 17:45:41 +0000 UTC View PostOh man, you will NEVER guess who's struggling with work/life balance in the lead up to holidays. But it's fine! I can sleep in January. Support your local retail/hospitality/food service worker today by kicking a Christmas Karen in the shin. It's what Santa would want.
For legal purposes I am of course kidding. (Don't libel me, Santa.) But if you see one trying to stay past closing, be su...
2024-12-18 19:21:50 +0000 UTC View Post
New Patreon exclusive, as voted by you in the ongoing patron-only poll! This is about twenty minutes of soft spoken speech tapering into a fireplace for another ten. Enjoy!
While attending a royal ball...
2024-12-16 22:07:40 +0000 UTC View PostFinishing up editing a handful of exclusives tonight! They'll be out tomorrow. But I'm trying to decide something!
A couple are cuddly, soft spoken audios fit for sleep, around 20 minutes in length, with gentle ambiance. Should I extend the audio length past the speaking portions to around 30 minutes to make for a better "drifting off" listening experience?
2024-12-16 03:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post(tired wave) Early access. Late. Editing was a nightmare. This weekend expect exclusives and PROPER early access maybe, hopefully, perhaps though!
Ruthless Yandere Billionaire Wants You!
Congrats! Your toy company is so successful, you've caught the eye of a ruthless billi...
2024-12-11 23:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone! I am so sorry it's taken so long, but I'm finally properly on the mend. While this bout of pneumonia isn't the sickest I've ever been, I'm pretty confident that it hit my top twenty Worst Illnesses Ever. Not a fan!
But, my coughing fits are at last down to a bare minimum, and my brain hasn't been rotating on a rotisserie inside my skull in several days! So that's good. 2024-12-07 16:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Scene, a bedroom, where Velvet lies in sickly repose on facetime with a friend:
“No one is going to believe I fell down some stairs, got a bad cold and came down with pneumonia all in the same month.”
“Really? No one will believe you’ve had one really unlucky month in three years?”
“…no.”
“And what’s your plan? You...
2024-11-30 15:55:44 +0000 UTC View PostFor reasons outside my control, November is officially a wash. I wave the white flag, I give up, I’m taking to my bed in a swoon like a dramatic Victorian lady because everything is terrible irl. This month has been cursed from the get-go. Trying to do things in the run up to Thanksgiving has been the final nail in the coffin.
I’m not releasing a youtube audio tonight, because I simpl...
2024-11-28 00:26:00 +0000 UTC View Postcrawls into post and collapses
I have to stop being so ambitious. I really do. This was like thirty tracks of overlapping sound design and texture. I had to learn SO many new techniques to get the vibe right. But horror and sci-fi just bring out my WORST impulses and I couldn't help myself.
In spite of the delay (sorry again!) I hope you like it! It will go out on yo...
2024-11-22 04:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, hello! I'm feeling much better, and I'm back to work recording tonight. Still limping around a bit, feeling a little gross, my voice is not at 100%, but at least now I'm not a hacky, coughing snot monster. Awesome! Here's hoping winter will be a bit kinder to my carcass than fall has been. If you can, please get a flu shot for me! And mask up if you're vulnerable! Even the common cold is...
2024-11-20 03:51:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, putting a pause on new content this week! I'm just feeling a bit crap.
But please know that I really appreciate your understanding and patience. I’ll be back as soon as I’m feeling better and can give you the audio you deserve!
Thanks for your support, take care of yourselves, and I’ll see you soon! 💖
2024-11-13 12:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
