Februdere Event Audio #1: π
Added 2025-02-03 09:52:52 +0000 UTCEarly access tiiime! First yandere audio of the event, and (I think?) the only non-romantic yandere storyline on the slate. This is a strictly maternal Mother Earth character, so let's hope Patreon doesn't get weird about it.
Mother Earth is Jealous You Went to Mars!
After proudly leaving earth on the first manned mission to Mars, you're relieved to finally come home. And you're not the only one! Mother Earth snatches your rocket out of the sky and drags you underground, right into her embrace!
How could you go on a jaunt all the way to the red planet, you naughty thing?! You never called, you never wrote -- why, you could have been dead in a martian crater somewhere and she never would have known! She's going to have to set things right, the only way an overprotective yandere mom knows how: kidnapping you and keeping you captive, where she can keep an eye on you!
F4A β’ Mother Earth Speaker β’ POV: Youβre an Astronaut β’ Maternal β’ Jealous β’ Insecure β’ If I'm Not Your Mom, Who Am I? β’ Overprotective β’ Enmeshment β’ Yes Mommy, Sorry Mommy (secretly digging escape tunnel) β’ Kidnapping You β’ Keeping You Prisoner (in a fairy tale Mother Knows Best sort of way) β’ Trying to Escape β’ Hugs β’ Offering to "Pamper" You (with food, water, shelter, and light; you'd think the least she could offer would be a Playstation and nuggies?) β’ cave ambiance
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script(s) by: Waterway_Wordsmith on reddit
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
Comments
This was too funny for no reason
B1ue 7eaper
2025-02-04 04:23:57 +0000 UTC
