Calling ALL Patrons! This means you, and you, and yes you, too!
I've mentioned recently that I've been busy behind the scenes chatting with writers about commissioning sequels to previous audios and shorts, and while I've negotiated for some and have a few on the slate, now it's time to get your input!
Please feel free to let me know in the comments of this post which shorts and au...
2025-05-01 01:56:50 +0000 UTC
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Slight schedule shift (and a thumbnail facelift!) This audio was originally planned for next week, but the collab got postponed due to irl scheduling conflicts. (Trying to get me, Juniper and Juniper Justice Bro in a room at the same time with energy to record is tough, I tells ya!)
Expect part two of the Cocky/Flirty Bounty Hunter next week, though! And I hope you enjoy this last minute...
2025-04-25 21:06:26 +0000 UTC
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I HAVE RETURNED! Triumphant! Ish. With a little update, even!
First, thank you all so much for letting me have some down time. I desperately needed it. I had a nice break, though I admit I got back to work on channel stuff much earlier than I probably should have! Which leads me to my next point:
Some things will be changing around here!
...well, okay. Not many things, just ...
2025-04-18 15:39:17 +0000 UTC
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She's your best friend: sweet, playful, maybe a little (a lot) in love with you. You're maybe a little (a lot) in love with her, too. Of course, it's too late to shoot your shot without risking what you have...right?
Nope! Turns out your bestie is also a secret snow princess, being called back t...
2025-04-18 14:36:42 +0000 UTC
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Yesterday, I caught myself googling, "signs of burnout," "how to recover from burnout fast," and "am I really burnt out?" on my phone, while trying to simultaneously eat my dinner, edit art for a thumbnail, and listen to half an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Which led me to believe, maybe, possibly, perhaps, I need a little break, one that isn't caused by something going sli...
2025-04-04 11:48:48 +0000 UTC
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IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM!!! D:<
You Are Sent To Speak With A (Bratty, Edgy, Tsundere!) Infinite Void
It's your job to research, catalog and...connect with paranormal entities of all sorts? Your current subject: an evil, eldritch, sentient infinite void! Shiver in terror, u...
2025-04-03 03:45:11 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the delay! This is one of two (late!) March exclusives! (Next one in a few minutes!) And, this the first injured listener we've had for Patrons only; those have been huge hits lately, so I hope you enjoy it! ^^
Your Possessive CEO Girlfriend Gets Protective After You're Shot!
2025-04-03 03:02:37 +0000 UTC
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Spent the weekend recording, but alas day job has gotten in the way of finishing edits in a timely manner. So, March exclusives will be out late tonight/tomorrow for all tiers! (Tonight if I'm not too tired, tomorrow if I need a lil nappy nap.)
2025-04-01 23:17:40 +0000 UTC
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Early access! With a delayed-till-tomorrow-youtube-release. But hey, hey, full series! And for a Patreon voted remaster + expansion, to boot! That's something, right?
Anyway! I've been fighting with this thing for what feels like four solid days. (My hard drive is full and Audacity has been mad...
2025-03-29 00:42:28 +0000 UTC
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yay access that is early even though it is actually late i love you and goodnight
On a mission in your loyal sentient mech, you were ambushed! While you survived the initial kaiju assault -- barely -- there's no way out. You're outnumbered, injured, and no one can save you now... can they?
[F...
2025-03-22 01:52:07 +0000 UTC
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sound design got away from me
I have once again turned like eight scripted sound cues into a hundred
so: delay. early access as soon as rendering is done, full release sometime tomorrow just bc I am so, so tired
brb!
2025-03-22 01:42:50 +0000 UTC
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Hello, hello! It's time for a quick update post! I wish I could get these out more often than I have been lately, but if I'm being totally honest? I'm quite burnt out. While things seem to be looking up irl, I'm nervous about bringing the wrath of the universe down on my head by feeling too positive, so I'm trying to pace myself. ^^;
Anyway, here's a sneak peek at the next f...
2025-03-20 13:35:17 +0000 UTC
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The planned script for this week turned out to be too short for youtube, so instead...a different sweet and wholesome slice of life audio! Enjoy!
Doctor Girlfriend Takes Care of You...and Demands You Take Care of Yourself!
You've been working too hard lately, getting...
2025-03-14 05:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Early access! Not really, but a little? I'm finally coming to the end of the immediate post-funeral family stuff, though, everyone is on a much more even keel, so hopefully things will be more predictable for a bit.
(And next week...I may finally have a finished wall! Ooh! Aah! An office with four whole walls?! Gotta be careful, I may just #girlboss too close to the sun. Can't just start ...
2025-03-07 23:47:09 +0000 UTC
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This goes out on youtube tomorrow, late again for Reasons; in my defense, I so seepy
Dominant Vampire Knight Gets Jealous Over You
Vampires conquered your nation -- who cares? Unlike other nobles, you've kept your life of luxury. The price? The vampire queen assigned...
2025-03-03 04:31:25 +0000 UTC
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Second February exclusive! A fun and silly one. I hope you enjoy it!
You often noticed a certain dog girl watching you -- panting, wagging her tail whenever you passed by. Flattered, you followed her home one day and offered to pay to adopt her! Now she lives with you, happy to flee her old life...
2025-03-02 06:08:41 +0000 UTC
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This audio contains about 11 minutes of speech, with a few more of seaside cottage/crackling fireplace ambiance. Enjoy!
You've been in the shelter for as long as you can remember: an unwanted neko waiting for someone, anyone to love you. You've long since given up hope that someone would adopt you and...
2025-03-02 04:56:24 +0000 UTC
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Some even for, um...later tonight. ^^;
Real life continues to be a bit of a clusterfuck. Every time I think I'm getting a handle on stuff, something goes off the rails, and it's starting to feel a bit like...
But while the horrors persist, so do I! (ง •̀_•́)ง Imma fight 'em!
2025-03-01 01:31:09 +0000 UTC
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Early access, and a surprise! Even for me! I had to find a last minute substitution in the schedule. So, I pulled an old favorite out of the mothballs, dusted it off, re-recorded both it and its brand spankin' new sequel in one go.
You may recognize the first half of this was recorded, once upon a time in the long, long ago, as 2025-02-26 16:54:18 +0000 UTC
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Early access! Early! Yay! This is just one installment of the full series I planned, but it was just too hefty. That said, the next script (and a half) is recorded! So. Expect that sometime soon!
Yandere Mafia Heiress Ex-Girlfriend Reclaims You
Your girlfriend is the queen...
2025-02-24 03:03:16 +0000 UTC
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Early access! And just by the way, YOU ARE ALL ENTIRELY TOO NICE TO ME 😭I am so grateful to you all for your seemingly bottomless understanding and patience. Have I said that before? I mean it. I may have slightly burst into tears about it a little bit today; these past few months have been rough, and my listeners' kindness has been a bright spot in all the suck. 💖💖💖
G...
2025-02-22 06:49:28 +0000 UTC
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Early access tonight, public audio very late tonight/tomorrow! my irl scheduling is still goofy, and someone got stupid with the sound design again. You'll never guess who!
Back soon!
2025-02-21 23:02:41 +0000 UTC
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Early access! This is going out on youtube tomorrow night because last minute retakes and censorship cuts had to happen; I'm still not sure if it'll pass YouTube's checks because the lovey dovey dialogue is VERY over the top. And I'm bumping the public schedule because I REFUSE to give you guys just half an hour of early access again, that's friggin' ridiculous.
But at least other stuff ...
2025-02-20 02:40:26 +0000 UTC
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Is this the latest early access ever? Maybe! This goes out on youtube at 10:00 EST! There were some issues with the planned audio, so I had to rush and record another instead, and then there were editing problems with this one, and the mic was on the wrong setting and I just...
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It's gonna be that kind of month ig! But I'm recording more tonight, farmin...
2025-02-18 01:57:12 +0000 UTC
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No preamble. Just a Happy Valentine's! ilu 💖
Adopting a Lonely Yandere Wolf Girl as a Mate
A lost wolf girl finds your cabin in a blizzard and begs to stay! She’s all alone in the world after being thrown out of her pack. Your kindness and comfort is the first she’s...
2025-02-15 03:14:36 +0000 UTC
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"Where are early access audios?" I hear you asking. "Didn't Velvet say they would be out unless she got hit by lightning?"
Well, good news! I did not get hit by lightning! Thanks, lucky stars!
Bad news...
(Please excuse potato photo quality, my phone was whittled from a Ponderosa...
2025-02-14 21:11:34 +0000 UTC
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Early access! FINALLY! ACTUALLY! EARLY! This goes out tomorrow. Next comes Friday's audio (Wolf Girl), then next Monday's (House Spouse!), and I will at last be comfortably ahead on the event by a little bit. Things are nuts rn.
After wolfie goes out tonight (I! Hope!!) and house spouse goes out tomorrow morning (if I don't get struck by lightning!) I'll probably be zero contact at leas...
2025-02-11 20:53:39 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! Next audio out as soon as I finish a late lunch and post-prod final pass/upload is done, then another later tonight. Yaay. This goes out on youtube tonight.
Soft Yandere Hunter Sneaks Into Your Bed to Confess
As royalty, your many suitors crave power. O...
2025-02-10 19:48:06 +0000 UTC
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Hi, hi, taking a break between edits to drop some quick previews! Thumbnails got switched around a little, and my schedule is officially set for this week and part of next yay, so! To whet the appetite:
Monday, Feb. 10: Soft Yandere Hunter Sneaks Into Your Bed to Confess
2025-02-10 03:22:45 +0000 UTC
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EARLY ACCESS BARELY sorry, sorry, oh my gosh. Had to run a bunch more irl errands than I thought I did today. More audios tomorrow and/or Sunday!
Lonely Yandere Snow Lamia Takes You as Her Mate
You wake, embraced in the soft, loving coils of a lonely snow lamia. Wait, wha...
2025-02-08 00:07:12 +0000 UTC
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