Hey, so here's the deal: A lot of the quotes in the buzzfeed quiz from Shakespeare were kinda wonky. I am going to find some new ones that will work better to fool my father, but I also NEED YOU to find some quotes that you think might fool him from Taylor Swift. If you know of any lines of hers that sound like Shakespeare, please send them to me in a message, subject line: "Shakespeare or Swift" or something close to that.
I hope you guys are having a good week. Oh, and Groucho has been fed.