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Announcement of New Story!!

Hello there, my amazing Patreoners!

I just published the first two chapters of a story I’ve been planning and thinking about for quite some time now. This project is something special to me, because it combines two universes I really enjoy.

The story is centered around Bardock, the father of Goku, and it follows what happens when ...

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Ultimate Bardock - Chapter 2: Baxter Building

(Baxter Building, New York City, 24 hours after the Incident…)

After he agreed to the proposition of the strange man, Bardock was taken into a strange room. The place consisted of walls and a floor completely covered in a glowing green grid pattern, similar to the technologically advanced training chambers that only elite members of the Frieza army were allowed to use.<...

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Ultimate Bardock - Chapter 1: The End and the Beginning

(Age 737, Planet Vegeta)

A long time ago, in the turbulent atmosphere of Planet Vegeta, a battle was being fought that would define the fate of the universe.

On one side stood a single, bloodied but unyielding Saiyan, and on the other, an army of a thousand soldiers commanded by one of the most feared beings in existence—Frieza.

The sky was ablaze with explo...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 38: The Funeral

“This goddamn-shit thing!!” mumbled Saitama under his teeth, pulling at the fabric with the kind of irritation reserved only for his worst enemies, monsters and loading screens.

The reason for his anger? He was trying to put on a tie—but failing, miserably. The knot kept twisting the wrong way, the loop wouldn’t tighten properly, and every attempt left him looking like a salaryman...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 37: The Spar

“Sensei, thanks for agreeing to fulfill my petition,” said Genos, his tone respectful but with a barely contained eagerness as Saitama walked ahead of him.

Saitama scratched the back of his head, not even looking back. “Yeah, yeah. Don’t get too excited though. You might regret it.”

Saitama wasn’t all that excited for the fight. After all, after the outrage of Tatsumaki ...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 36: Unexpected visit

After Fubuki’s brief appearance at Mizuki’s doorstep, Saitama came back inside to return to his previous “activities with Mizuki.” Unfortunately for him, his girlfriend had passed out for good—in other words, she was sound asleep, sprawled across the couch without a care in the world.

Saitama sighed, scratching his cheek awkwardly. “Man… just when things were getting good....

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I am Saitama - Chapter 35: A day with Mizuki (Part 3)*

"What are you doing?"

"Uh...."

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“Nghhh!!”

After a brief conversation with Saitama, she didn’t got to explain why she was eyeing his bulge.

The reason? Simple. For Saitama, it was obvious what she wanted. He didn’t need to be a psychic to know it.  So he simply gave it to her. No questions asked.

After all, he knew that ...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 34: A day with Mizuki (Part 2)

After ending breakfast, Mizuki went to have a shower. Meanwhile, Saitama started to clean everything in her apartment.

The reason? Simple. He just wanted to be a good boyfriend. He never had any girlfriend till now and he didn’t want to screw it up.

He stood up from the table, picking up the plates, glasses, and cutlery they had just used. Mizuki wasn’t messy, but her apartmen...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 33: A day with Mizuki (Part 1)*

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

"Oh my–unh! God! You are too big for me!" Said the heroine known as Captain Mizuki who on that moment was laying on her bed as the bald stud behind her, thrusted into her relentlessly.

The identity of the bald stud? It was no other that Saitama, also known as the One Punch Man, although in reality he only was a reincarnated nobody who had t...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 32: Rebuilding

“Okay, come on, raise it!!” shouted a worker from the Hero Association, extending his hands several times in quick motions, signaling Tatsumaki to lift several massive pieces of rubble at once.

With a flick of her wrist, the green-haired esper sent the debris floating effortlessly into the air, her expression one of mild annoyance rather than exertion. The twisted metal and shattered ...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 31: The Strongest in the Universe (Part 2)

Gasps and exclamations erupted from the surrounding heroes.

“Did she just—”

“She launched him into space?!”

“That was insane…”

Genos’s eyes widened, sensors tracking Boros’s trajectory until he vanished beyond radar range. Tatsumaki’s telekinetic output just spiked past recorded limits… but it’s not over.

King didn’t move, but his hand t...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 30: The Strongest in the Universe (Part 1)

"Who destroyed it?" said the cyclops alien, his voice deep and resonant, carrying an almost physical weight.

The air went still. Every S-Class hero on the rooftop, from the stoic Atomic Samurai to the twitchy Tatsumaki, stood tense, eyes locked on the towering figure.

Saitama narrowed his eyes slightly. Genos was just beside him, having adopted already a defensive pose.

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I am Saitama - Chapter 29: Shooting down the Ship

“Well, that’s a big-ass ship,” said Saitama casually, his red-gloved hand shielding his eyes from the sunlight as he gazed up at the colossal alien vessel suspended in the sky. Its immense shadow loomed over the Hero Association headquarters, casting a dim, unnatural twilight over the city below.

It had passed an hour since the ship had came and all of the surrounding area of A-Cit...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 28: The Meeting

(A-City, Hero Association Main HQ)

The main headquarters of the Hero Association were bustling with activity. Agents rushed across corridors, security droids rolled along their patrol paths, and support staff hurried to prepare the upper levels. Today wasn’t just another day—it was a special occasion. For the first time in three years, the S-Class heroes had been summ...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 27: The Preview of the Meeting

(Z-City, Downtown – 11:15 AM)

“Okay... I didn’t expect to spend my Saturday like this,” Saitama thought with a flat expression, casually dodging another swipe from the monster’s massive claw. He hopped to the side with the ease of someone avoiding puddles, not death.

One Punch Man. S-Class Hero, Rank: 5

“You fucker!! Stop dodgin...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 26: The Last Prediction

In the heart of A-City, beneath the quiet hum of power lines and the whisper of dusty wind through alleyways, a momentous glimpse into the future was beginning to unfold. The lights flickered briefly in a modest, incense-scented room lined with tapestries and aged scrolls. There, seated before an ancient crystal orb that pulsed with a dull inner glow, was the greatest seer the world had ever kn...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 25: Secret Meeting

(Hero Association HQ – Underground Executive Briefing Room)

In a spacious conference room lit by cold fluorescent lights, the top executives of the Hero Association sat in a solemn meeting. Around the long oval table were Sitch, Jinzuren, Busho, Exma, Sekingar, and several other senior officials. A palpable tension lingered in the air, a reflection of the recent string ...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 24: The Deep Sea Invasion (Part 2)

The streets of J-City had been flooded by the ocean, waves so powerful they swallowed cars, tore chunks out of buildings, and turned entire intersections into rivers of debris. From those same waves, nightmarish figures emerged—anthropomorphic hybrids of deep-sea creatures, their slimy, scaled bodies glistening under the gray, stormy skies. Tentacles writhed, webbed claws scraped against brok...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 23: The Deep Sea Invasion (Part 1)

“Come on, Saitama, we gotta go faster!!” shouted Mizuki, yanking his arm as they pushed through the crowded street.

“Why so much hurry?” he asked, more confused than concerned, his feet dragging behind hers like a bored teenager on a field trip.

“Because the supplement store is gonna close in twenty minutes, and I don’t want you to be recognized one more ti—”

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I am Saitama - Chapter 22: Meteor Aftermath

After the remaining pieces of the meteorite were destroyed by Genos and Bang, the sky finally cleared. Smoke trailed off into the distance like a curtain being drawn back to reveal the sun again. The city below stood in stunned silence, shaken but intact.

Saitama landed first, his bald head catching the sunlight as casually as if he had just stepped off a curb. Genos soon descended beside...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 21: The Meteorite

After rewatching the video again—yes, again—Saitama found himself sinking deeper into the rabbit hole of the comment section. What started as casual curiosity became a full hour of scrolling, clicking, reading, and occasionally laughing hard enough to snort. He slouched in his chair, eyes flicking over usernames and avatars as he read through the sea of reactions.

Sometimes he chuckle...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 20: The One Punch Man revealed!!

Five days had passed since Saitama started dating Mizuki, and so far, they hadn't done much more than text each other. She was always either training or doing hero work, and he… well, he had way too much free time on his hands lately.

Saitama sat cross-legged on the floor, flipping lazily through an old manga volume that had been left behind by the "original" Saitama. Most of it was sli...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 19: Will you be my girlfriend?

The sound of the shower that came from the bathroom was the only sound on Saitama’s apartment now. After several hours and rounds later he finally was satisfied while Mizuki had passed out, the first thing she did after waking up was go to the bathroom without spearing a glance towards his direction.

That gave him bad spine and induced him to overthink eternally.

Did I overd...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 16: One Punch Man

The morning sun bathed A-City in golden light, and the Hero Association HQ hummed with its usual rhythm—new recruits running drills, analysts hunched over screens, and engineers fixing what yesterday's heroes broke.

Saitama stood casually outside the trial zone, arms crossed, leaning back against one of the metal pillars. His eyes drifted lazily toward the training area where Genos was ...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 15: Money!!

Once Saitama caught the two (Hammerhead and Sonic) and turned them in, the officers who collected the unconscious bodies thanked him profusely and directed him to the Hero Association HQ to claim his reward.

“Nice. Just in time to prepare for my date tomorrow,” he muttered, cracking his neck and heading off.

By the time he reached HQ, he was already imagining the sweet sensation...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 14: The Femboy Ninja

It was a beautiful day in A-City.

The sun was shining with that soft golden glow that made everything look peaceful. Birds chirped cheerfully from telephone wires. Children ran through parks, laughing and playing, some chasing bubbles while others tugged along balloon strings. Vendors sold snacks on street corners, the scent of roasted chestnuts and fried dumplings in the air. It was the ...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 13: Asking an Athlete out

(The Next Morning – Saitama’s Apartment)

The early sunlight filtered through the half-open blinds, casting warm stripes across the tatami floor. A dull breeze passed through the cracked window, bringing with it the distant sounds of Z-City slowly waking up.

Saitama groaned as he sat up, rubbing his eyes.

Another day in manga-land… he th...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 12: Punching Kabuto

Kabuto’s heavy steps boomed through the training chamber, accelerating with monstrous momentum as he prepared to strike. His breath came in

Kabuto’s heavy steps boomed through the training chamber, accelerating with monstrous momentum as he prepared to strike. His breath came in growls, rage boiling in every muscle fiber. In less than a second, he had closed the distance—his horn gl...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 2: I am a Hero

After defeating the monster, Saitama, or at least our protagonist who was now Saitama, had a question.

What do I do now?

The bald hero thought suspiciously as green blood continued to drip from the corpse, or rather, the remains of the monster.

I mean, as far as I know, in the original series, the reason why no one or almost no one knew Saitama was because he alwa...

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I am Saitama - Chapter 3: The Strongest Man

Okay, if my memory doesn’t fail me, the giant that also appeared in the first episode of One Punch Man is going to appear in D-City, so if I stand here for a while, it’ll show up.

Thought the man—no, the soul—currently inhabiting the body of Saitama, as he stood on the rooftop of a random apartment complex in C-City. The city below buzzed with energy: cars crawled along t...

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