Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Unbelievably Sad’
The game may be sad, but the reviews are quite funny.
2017-07-15 04:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Podquisition Episode 138: Rectal Urgency
Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week.
It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!
2017-07-13 14:26:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition REMASTERED: Perfect Pasta Sauce
I'm in the hospital with a broken gall bladder. But I am not letting that stop me put out a Jimquisition.
There is always a way.
Podquisition Off This Week
Hello dear patrons,
As I said on Monday (and as you may have heard in my voice) I'm in a great deal of internal pain at the moment. While it's nothing to be worried about yet (might be finally time to have an organ out at the very most), I'm in a world of hurt while scans and whatnot determine the issue.
I made the call to postpone Podquisition until next week. I'm currently in no go...
The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken
You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.
2017-07-05 10:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: YouTube Needs To Face The Music
The past week and change has been chaotic in certain sectors of videogame YouTube. Copyright strikes, mental health issues, legal trouble and more erupted around the otherwise unassuming shooter, Starr Mazer DSP.
And while anarchy ruled the roost, YouTube itself let it all happen.
2017-07-03 14:45:27 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 137: Physical Contact Speed
The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then.
Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other bollocks.
2017-06-29 14:40:48 +0000 UTC View PostJim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 3
I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal.
But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.
2017-06-28 12:09:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Now Sony's Being Silly About Cross-Platform Play
First and foremost, The Jimquisition went to Mississippi Comic-Con and I got roughed up by Jason Voorhees.
Of lesser importance is our main story. Cross-platform play is being embraced by both Microsoft and Nintendo. As with mods, Sony's being a spoilsport again.
As Minecraft and Rocket League let Xbox One and Switch players interact, PS4 folks once again get ...
2017-06-26 16:18:22 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 136: Mario The Soul Catcher
On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that.
Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.
2017-06-22 13:50:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed
The worst movie we've done. Period.
You can listen/download directly here and get the RSS feed here.
Check out more Jim and Conrad at 2017-06-20 16:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
The Jimquisition: Winners & Losers E3 2017
The Jimquisition names its inaugural Winners & Losers of E3!
What killed? What died? We celebrate and jeer what Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo, Bethesda, Electronic Arts, and Ubisoft had to offer.
2017-06-19 16:14:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The Jimquisition: Mod Theft Auto
Take-Two Interactive sent a cease-and-desist letter to popular modding tool Open IV.
With reasons spurious and methods nasty, the jealous protectorate of GTA Online has overreached in its decision to attack mods.
2017-06-15 15:47:24 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 135: Fuckable Bowser E32017
It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now.
Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!
2017-06-14 13:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Goodbye Greenlight
Steam Greenlight, while once a promising and perhaps even noble endeavor, became a shitting tip in a year.
Greenlight, aka Greenblight, aka Memelight, a service that did not so much open the floodgates as pull them off the hinges and sell the bastards for scrap metal.
Now it's gone, so let's give it the funeral it deserves!
2017-06-12 14:46:10 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Arms
Laura got a prerelease copy so kindly wrote us a review.
2017-06-09 13:48:38 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 134: Ubisoft Is A Glazed Shit Donut
Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really.
Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?
2017-06-08 12:41:12 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Lock's Quest
Taking a look at the new port of one of my favorite portable games ever.
2017-06-07 13:05:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Take-Two Isn't Making Enough Money From You
Few things piss off your humble Jim Sterling more than executive speak.
Well, a lot of things do, but executive speak is fucking insulting anyway.
Let's see how Take-Two believes it isn't coming up with enough ways to get money out of your ass.
2017-06-05 12:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostReview: RiME
Forgive me for notifying you once more, friendos, but I have another review for you!
2017-06-02 14:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Tekken 7
Another freelance review since I can't even with fighting games. Laura Kate returns to talk some Tekken!
2017-06-02 12:28:09 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 133: There Will Be No Seaman Puns In This Week's Title
Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage.
Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.
2017-06-01 11:19:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition Reposition
I decided to write an article about the evolution of the show and why I changed the things I changed.
2017-05-30 13:48:24 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: A Bitter Post-Mortem Of Modern Warfare Remastercarded
New Jimquisition, Old Grudges.
It's time for another of our grisly post-mortems, as we pick up the rusted scalpel and cut open Modern Warfare Remastered.
Here's how Activision turned one of the most influential shooters of all time into the worst game of last year.
Bonus Content: Oh, Ubisoft!
2017-05-29 14:27:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition's Drill Queen Tribute
Taken from The Jimquisition episode "Of Course You Realize, This Means Wargaming."
Paying tribute to the iconic (real iconic, not Ubisoft iconic) Drill Queen and "Born Depressed."
("Born Depressed: Final Take cover by Carl Catron: https://www.patreon.com/carlcatron)
2017-05-25 12:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 132: I Could Crush You From The Testicles Outwards
A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames.
Elsewhere, Mario + Rabbids is a thing, as is Destiny 2, and so is avacado toast!
2017-05-24 11:33:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II
"Altman’s script skewers everything in its wake, poking fun at virtually anything it can gets its bloody hands on. But underneath all the pop culture banter lies an effective film, with some palpable tension and enough blood, grue and boobs to surprise even the most jaded zombie movie hater."
- Bloody Disgusting Dot Com.
2017-05-23 22:39:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Of Course You Realize, This Means Wargaming
As The Jimquisition gears up for change, we're reminded that some things stay the same - like spurious YouTube copyright threats.
World of Tanks' very own Wargaming.net has been misusing words like "defamation" in order to try and scare its own community... and it's time for an expert to step in.
Because this isn't about World of Tanks... this is about OUR shit being fuck...
2017-05-22 15:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Injustice 2
Laura Kate is back with another fighter on the review docket!
2017-05-19 15:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post