Podquisition Episode 131: Kissy Kissy Penis
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2017-05-18 13:38:52 +0000 UTC View Post
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Review: Prey
I "prey" the reaction to this review will be... sensible.
2017-05-16 13:49:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Prey's Demo & Arkane's Cock Cigarette
Demos aren't exactly fashionable, and Prey not having one on PC is technically a non-issue.
Or it would have been, had Arkane's reasoning not been so thoroughly and astoundingly wrong. At least when you think about it more than Arkane has.
Bonus Content: Elite Gaming Wisdom with Duke Amiel Du H'ardcore.
2017-05-15 15:48:26 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Flinthook
Movie Boy and friend Conrad Zimmerman puts on his reviewer's hat for our Flinthook summary.
2017-05-12 22:47:30 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 130: Two Minutes To Midnight
Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition.
Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something something Vanquish.
2017-05-11 22:35:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark
Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.
2017-05-09 22:16:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Mario, Take The Wheel
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is fantastic, and everybody knows it.
There's less of a consensus on its "Smart-Steering" option, an accessibility feature that some argue against because it's an accessibility feature.
Bonus Content: Life Haxz with Jim Sterling
2017-05-08 17:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 129: Link Does A Gaper
We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too!
Elsewhere, Laura's gonna do a wee, and Gavin's joined the ranks of the beggarati.
2017-05-04 12:16:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Paul Ryan (Not That One)
I'm sorry if you're tired of hearing about Brash Games or its owner, Paul Ryan (Not That One).
Unfortunately, those who were recently part of his libelous, treacherous, potentially illegal manifesto don't have a choice.
And now the Cleaner Is Come.
2017-05-03 23:45:52 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
The best Switch game to date, folks!
2017-05-03 12:40:09 +0000 UTC View PostJim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 2
The comment section becomes a dysfunctional police station as Ian Boldsworth bites back.
Follow Ian on Twitter! Also check out The Parapod and The Mental Podca...
2017-05-02 22:12:42 +0000 UTC View PostA Quick Word On Those Fucking Ads Intruding Upon Comments
The site currently has ads embedded in the comments by Disqus. Not my call, and we're fixing it asap. I'm sorry this bullshit happened.
2017-05-01 20:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: How Nintendo Can Make Up For Being Total Dickheads
Look, we all know about the NES Classic's discontinuation by now. That's not worth rehashing.
Instead, let's heal these wounds and look at the ways in which Nintendo could show it truly was sorry. That's what Reggie said. He said they were sorry.
The Jimquisition is ready to forgive... with conditions.
Bonus Content: Oh, Ubisoft!
2017-05-01 16:15:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Review: Outlast 2
Despite going to bat for it on Podquisition, I definitely can't say Outlast 2 was a patch on its predecessor. It's alright, but whew, by the end of it I was a little unenthused.
2017-04-27 20:41:48 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 128: Have A Look At My Night Trap
So they're rereleasing Night Trap. That's a thing that is happening.
Also, we talk about Outlast 2 and Flinthook, Platinum Games is making waves on PC, and Gavin's still playing Zelda.
2017-04-27 11:13:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank
So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh.
Yep.
Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here!
2017-04-25 19:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: A Tale Of Casinos And SEO Juice
How exactly do less scrupulous blogs get deals with casino websites to lace their articles with unsubtle advertisements?
Who is pulling the strings, what sort of money changes hands, and what exactly are Casinos looking for when they ask for "SEO Juice?"
The Jimquisition went deep to blow this mother.
Bonus Content: Life Haxz with Jim Sterling
2017-04-24 14:08:10 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Horse Racing 2016
I was... in a special mood... when I wrote this.
2017-04-21 15:09:27 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 127: Prepare To Dine
Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III.
Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a thing, there's more Switch bollocks, and Namco Bandai prepares to dine.
2017-04-20 16:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostJim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 1
Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him.
Witness the beginning of one man's attempt to psychologically break someone in the name of free stuff.
2017-04-18 12:18:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Exposure
Every game blog wants to make a name for itself, but that desire can sometimes be fulfilled in a most undesirable way. I mean, look what happened to Brash Games!
It doesn't pay its writers, it revokes author credits when people leave, and its owner has over a decade of duplicitous, shady shit to answer for.
A number of us pooled our resources and drew on many anonymous sources to blo...
2017-04-17 12:54:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy Brash Games Should Apologize
Brash doesn't pay its writers, so I paid a Brash writer to write about Brash.
Ain't I a stinker?
2017-04-15 13:17:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Nintendo's Fucking Problem?
An editorial concerning the discontinuation of the NES Classic.
2017-04-14 18:17:34 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 126: Peter Molyneux Bangs Peter More... David Cage Watches
It's easy as one, two, six!
This week, Buster Keaton faces the ultimate challenge, Pathfinder Ryder needs a damn cellphone, and Bayonetta is on PC now.
Also, the Scorpio is still a thing, The Sexy Brutale is brilliant, and Peter Moore is so naughty!
2017-04-13 12:58:44 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me."
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious.
Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctor…t-an...
2017-04-11 13:36:49 +0000 UTC View PostReview: The Sexy Brutale
That score is genuine. This game is incredible, truly.
2017-04-10 15:04:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Bullshitstorm
Oh Gearbox, will you ever learn?
So the great minds running the Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition scene decided to compound its ludicrous MSRP by partnering with G2A. Yes that G2A, the notoriously scummy one that profits from fraud.
How did that turn out, and what does it say of this industry that it happened in the first place? Let's find out together, you ...
2017-04-10 13:41:58 +0000 UTC View PostMortal Kombat: Annihilation Is The Best Worst Movie I’ve Seen
A tribute to a hot, hot mess before we dig into it for The Spin-off Doctors.
2017-04-08 16:23:45 +0000 UTC View Post