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Control - Secure, Contain, Protect (Jimpressions)

Control is the latest game from Remedy Entertainment, the fine folks behind Alan Wake and Quantum Break. It's... pretty good. 

Yeah, it's pretty good with a number of caveats. Terrific combat and a ground bed of fun ideas, marred by some poor writing and level design. Still, you get to throw a LOT of stuff around! 

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The Political Agenda Of Dark Souls (The Jimquisition)

Political intrigue is baked into the lore of Dark Souls. Class struggle, propaganda, a ruling elite manipulating those of lower status into serving their needs. There's more going on than just hitting monsters with swords. 

Let's look at the political agenda of Dark Souls, the politics of its storyline, and the perpetuated cycles that keep its world of Lordran running. Also, let's ta...

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Podquisition 246: Norman Peedus (With Guest CaseyExplosion)

Norman Weedus does a wee-wee. 

Elsewhere, we discuss videogames and mosquitos with guest star CaseyExplosion! 

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Oninaki - Dead Good (Jimpressions)

Oninaki is a depressingly written game with a creepy story, but the actual gameplay is quite compelling, even if it won't be for everyone. 

Talking to ghosts, picking up dead souls and using them as weapons, riding on the back of a wolf spirit, there's a lot of fun to be had, even if the protagonist is having no fun whatsoever. 

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Remnant: From The Ashes - The Dark Souls Of Mediocre Rubbish (Jimpressions)

This is what people have praising? This mediocre shooter with broken co-op and the most unimaginative boss design I've seen in years? Well... okay, then. 

Remnant: From The Ashes is a game I do not understand the love for. At best it's pedestrian, drab, and repetitive. At worst it's a pissin' nightmare. 

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Grandia HD Collection - Still A Bloody Good Game (Jimpressions)

Grandia HD Collection is a hefty reminder of what a clever, heartfelt, unique JRPG experience looks like. Square Enix could stand to take notes. 

I have a history of starting Grandia and never finishing it, so I'm appreciating the chance to finally get through it. It's still really good. Holds up terrifically, with a famous battle system that feels as fresh as it ever did. 

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An Epic Problem (The Jimquisition)

The conversation surrounding the Epic Games Store has officially gotten effing nasty. People are mad at Epic's behavior, but that anger is spilling into areas it really shouldn't, and legit criticism of Epic is getting lost in the noise. 

Ultimately, the problem with Epic Games is Epic Games. Well... that and the economics supporting Epic's business tactics. This is especially true k...

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Podquisition 245: A Jester Being Sick On Himself

It's just Jim and Gav in the house today, but we find plenty to chat about. Horror movies, social media, and sometimes even videogames!

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Ten Great Games That Deserved More Success Than They Got

Success is relative. Except when it's objectively defined. These games did not, objectively, succeed. 

They should have done, though. They deserved better than they got. Truly great games that underperformed, got forgotten, and just didn't sell very well. 

Just... just find and play Gitaroo Man! 

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The 'AAA' Industry Can't Be Trusted To Regulate Its Gambling Problem (The Jimquisition)

The game industry is currently making a performance of tackling the loot box debacle, and a performance is what it is.

The ESA announced that console makers will require the odds for in-game gambling purchases to be disclosed. They only did this after the FTC got involved, and they're only doing it to make a show for the government. 

While the ESA and game publishers pretend to...

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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #18

Phew! Time to round up the last set of questions for Asking Sterling. Sorry it took so long. We discuss everything from monetizing Deadly Premonition to pageviews to weird backlash. Fun times! 

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Grandma's Boy

The goofs never start when Grandma's Boy is in the house! How will the Boy cope when Grandma does her Grandma things? Let it end. Let it all end.

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Podquisition 244: Flappy Bird Kegels (With Guest Mike Bithell!)

We're joined by Mike Bithell, developer of Thomas War Alone, Subsurface Circular, Volume, and the upcoming John Wick Hex!

We discuss the videogame blame game, the ESA's almighty screwup, and playing Flappy Bird with a vagina. At least the last one's lighthearted.


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Blaming Games For Mass Shootings Is A Disgusting Distraction (The Jimquisition)

In the wake of multiple mass shootings over a single weekend, politicians with vested interests in shifting the blame pulled their easiest, laziest trick - they blamed videogames. 

Donald Trump accused games of glorifying violence in a way that encourages domestic terrorists to go out and commit mass murder. The game industry was rightly offended.

But it's all stupid nonsense, ...

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The Sinister Reasons For Adding Microtransactions After Launch (The Jimquisition)

When a publisher adds microtransactions weeks, sometimes months, after a game is released, it always feels inherently sneaky. This is especially true when it's blatantly obvious they were always going to be there. 

Crash Team Racing Nitro Re-Fueled is the latest game to smuggle microtransactions in after launch, as has been Activision's modus operandi lately. 

So why do it...

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Podquisition 243: Bethesda Being Bethesda

Bethesda has been crapping the bed more than usual, between accidental Doom DRM and a whole confusing mess over Wolfenstein's microtransactions. 

Elsewhere, games were played and stuff happened!

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Casinos And Videogames, Together At Last! (The Jimquisition)

Grand Theft Auto Online's Diamond Casino and Resort does away with any ounce of subtlety to bring literal gambling games to GTA. 

As loot boxes come under intense scrutiny after years of abuses, Rockstar's timing on this carries quite a lot of nerve. It also brings the whole in-game gambling debacle into sharp focus. 

If this is where games are headed next, I'm not sure I ...

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Wolfenstein: Youngblood - Fortwährende Dienstleistung (Jimpressions)

Wolfenstein: Youngblood has some charm to it, but it starts to feel repetitive after a while. This can be traced to its positioning as yet another "live service" in a market saturated by them. 

While there's fun to be had in Nazi blasting, the microtransactions are in place and the busywork is there, topped off with bullet sponge enemies. 

It's a shame, because the protago...

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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #17

A little later than planned, here's the first round of this month's questions answered! We discuss horror moves for the nervous, the awful PS2 game Gift, and the usual round of microtransaction discussions. Fun times!  

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Podquisition 242: Mysterio's Dark Berries

Mysterio gets out his dark, dark berries and we all watch on in dismay. We also talk about Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, Dragon Quest Builders 2, casinos in GTA V... and Bloody Boris. 

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Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order - Inadequate Alliance (Jimpressions)

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order just doesn't feel particularly ultimate. It feels rushed, incomplete, and woefully imbalanced. 

With more time to develop, this could have been something cool, but instead it requires a lot of legwork before it becomes slightly fun, and the effort's just not worth it. 

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The Exploitative Push For Social Networking In Games (The Jimquisition)

The mainstream games industry is pushing harder and harder for social features to be an expected part of any major entertainment software release. 

According to EA CEO Andrew Wilson, social networking is just as important to games as it is to Facebook or Twitter. A bold claim, but one that's part of a concerted effort to normalize the push. 

Ultimately, however, it's a lon...

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Podquisition 241: Sleepy Tired Time

The gang are all a bit sleepy, but that won't stop them talking about The Crow. Or that dead NCR guy. Or how sleepy they are!

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SolSeraph - Taking A Dump On ActRaiser's Grave (Jimpressions)

SolSeraph got some attention before its swift release by claiming to be the spiritual successor to ActRaiser. If that were so, ActRaiser would be turning in its grave. 

A dreadful action-platformer bolted onto a pitiful tower defense, SolSeraph is embarrassingly cheap, tacky, and boring. It looks and plays like a mobile game, and is way overpriced. 

Just play Bloodstained....

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G2A Isn't Just Worse Than Piracy... It's Also Very Stupid And Embarrassing (The Jimquisition)

G2A has been humiliating itself recently. After years of ducking criticism, the grey market key reseller is finally unable to dismiss accusations, and its response has been hilariously sad. 

Let Sterling, the Super Heavyweight Supervillain, take you through G2A's shady practices and ridiculous deflections. Oh my... let the Star Eater show you. 

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Podquisition 240: The Legend Of Ol' Nailfoot

Spider-Man: Far From Home happened, some gum problems got solved, a rusty nail sparks a legend, and Man of Medan gets previewed. Also, the first rumblings of the Superheavyweight Supervillain.

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Sea Of Solitude - Cry Me A River (Jimpressions)

Sea of Solitude is the latest critical darling indie game about mental health. Throw it in with the others!

But seriously, it's pretty good. Y'know, it's fine. I like the big fish monster!

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EA Doesn't Like Being Seen As The Bad Guy? Too Bad! (The Jimquisition)

A recent article shared the woes and tragedies of Electric Arts' great struggle - the "perception" that the company is a villain. 

The problem is, it's not so much a perception as it is a matter of historical record. 

While media articles publish unquestioning propaganda from EA's executives, we juxtapose the one good thing it does - EA Originals - against the negative imp...

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Asking Sterling Question Time!

Whew, it's been such a busy week I almost forgot to get this in! Anyway, it's (near) the beginning of the month, so let's round up some questions for a new set of Asking Sterling Patreodcasts, shall we? Yes, we shall.

As always, feel free to poke and prod with your probing polling. Send 'em in, and I'll get 'em answered! 

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Podquisition 239: Mick Foley

Mick Foley is a pretty cool dude! Also, we chat about The Sinking City's bizarre charm, Gav gets into Bloodstained, and Crash Team Racing is put through its paces. 

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