There is an untold perk of being a gamer.
You dont really have to worry about carbs, calories, and other junk. You can just eat whatever you want without care and as long as the system deems it satiating it won't give you the starving status and you won't even gain weight!
And I may or may not have accidentally spent 3 hours straight just cooking Pancake/Crepes...
2023-06-04 21:17:51 +0000 UTC
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I was sat in a lotus position trying to get into a zen state as I glared holes into the roll gacha button.
If I roll a black key I will scream.
With a trembling finger, I pressed the roll gacha button.
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[Ocean Crest]
A crest found on the corpse of the guardian of the former seas. When worn gives the ability to br...
2023-06-03 17:08:40 +0000 UTC
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I used ID Create which had somehow updated once again to reenter the Crypt dungeon. While the zombie dungeon had cadavers they weren't what I was looking for. The crypt was clearly designed for a necromancer. And that is really the aspect of my build I should lean into I feel like.
There is a reason why necromancers are always feared in every setting.
I appeared back inside the dung...
2023-06-02 17:05:55 +0000 UTC
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As I was waiting for Rias to finish showering I decided to use observe on Kiba and Koneko. I wanted gauge the difference between me and them.
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[Isaiah / Yuuto Kiba Lv. 78]
Title: Ace of Rias Gremory
Race: Reincarnated Devil / Knight Piece
Vit: 144
End: 101
Str: 182
Agi: 444
Int: 187
Wis: 211<...
2023-06-01 16:25:40 +0000 UTC
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I truly pity the fool who thinks of annoying me today.
I am an irritated Necromancer and Sorcerer combo running on 2 entire hours of sleep after heavy dungeon diving. Anybody who wants to piss me off today will end up as Issei's neighbor.
And I still have to go to school. And I also have to avoid the fucking gang of imps that run the place.
I would skip but I vaguely ...
2023-05-31 18:24:18 +0000 UTC
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This really was the life. What could possibly beat relaxing while your minions fight your enemies for you? Although slightly inefficient I could just kick back and read some books while my dogs cleared the way for me.
As I was checking my drops from my Afk session I noticed some new drops that I had never gotten before. Why is that? Seeing as there were common loot that there wasnt there ...
2023-05-29 16:22:44 +0000 UTC
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[Issei Hyoudou]
Title: Future Oppai Dragon Emperor.
Stats:
Vit: 12
Str: 8
Agi: 11
End: 7
Int: 4
Wis: 3
Cha: 2
Luc: 50
Opinion - Embarrassed.
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So this is the protagonist huh? How... envia...
2023-05-27 18:45:50 +0000 UTC
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Currently, I was walking to school in the morning. After having slept for barely over an hour I was pretty damn irritated. My frequent eye aches did not help with that.
Due to having been born with what I assume is light hypersensitivity, I have to wear sunglasses like a fucking chump.
I was currently wearing a fully buttoned-up Kuoh Academy uniform without the stupid ass tie. As I ...
2023-05-25 16:06:01 +0000 UTC
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This was the life.
Although I dislike the fact that my exp bar seemed to not like the notion of going up faster, I have found the perfect method for grinding. I would rush out with Cursed Enhancement, aggro a fuckton of enemies. Climb the roof of a particularly tall house and rain down hell.
This method gave me a lot of juicy juicy exp and loot, plus I just had to chug the occasiona...
2023-05-23 19:03:15 +0000 UTC
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I appeared back inside the dungeon. But the moment my feet met the cracked pavement I did not give myself even a moment of reprieve. I was here on a mission.
The tutorial ends in one day. I have a single day before I have to meet the devils. I need to get stronger by then.
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[New Quest: The Art of Throwing Han...
2023-05-21 17:17:32 +0000 UTC
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I woke up wishing that I really didn't.
This class is a NIGHTMARE.
It may show its potential later as like a late-bloomer class but holy hell did it suck the largest of bananas right now.
I nearly died against the tutorial boss. And I can't even properly use the only good aspect of the class yet.
Groaning in frustration I kicked off my blanked at went to the bathroom to ...
2023-05-20 16:50:43 +0000 UTC
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But at least now that I know how to use my cursed energy I opened my inventory which looked like a panel with a bunch of icons with text next to them that identify the items and their quantity.
I pulled the books out of my inventory and they appeared in my hands 3 black fancy looking books stacked on top of each other. Each of them had the names of their respective skills on the cover.
2023-05-19 19:30:12 +0000 UTC
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As my consciousness returned I shot up while breathing heavily. I spent a good minute or so just hyperventilating as my mind struggled to catch up with me. But once my mind fully caught up with what had happened to me I stared at my hands.
My fully existing fleshy hands. I couldn't help but let out a beaming smile that bordered on manic.
I was alive again. I could feel again. I was ...
2023-05-17 18:58:52 +0000 UTC
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...What the fuck happened to me...?
I was floating in the void, not a single thing in sight. Not a single speck of light. Pure darkness, darker than any other. there wasnt even sound here. No sound, no light, no smell. It felt like I was stuck in the world's most hellish sensory deprivation chamber.
My own thoughts were so loud that it was deafening. I couldn't ...
2023-05-16 16:48:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys, tomorrow I will be releasing a new fic.
To be clear this does not mean I will be dropping my other ones. I will cycle between the fic's when I get the inspiration and motivation to improve the quality of my works.
This time I decided to try out a more dark grey mc unlike John.
I hope you will like it!
2023-05-15 19:09:27 +0000 UTC
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---[3rd Person PoV]---
He looked at the THING, in front of him.
He had lived a long life. Saw many tragedies, witnessed the countless sins that humanity had committed. He had seen and regretfully slain many beasts. He was an old man where almost all died young.
Yet he had never seen anything like this.
He couldn't even ca...
2023-05-11 18:49:35 +0000 UTC
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I was currently in my workshop as I stared at the blood gem and blood gem workshop tool in front of me next to my pimp cane. Scattered across the desk were 8 bottles of alcohol, two of them being medical rubbing alcohol.
Some may call me a drunkard but I would much rather be called a drunkard than an insaneard. Alcohol was one of the only things that helped relieve the painful headaches a...
2023-05-07 17:30:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey people, tis I, The Bronz. And I bring you the results of the Bloodborne waifu polls.
This one was rather close. But in the end, we have a clear winner.
So allow me to introduce you to the new member of Schizo John's harem.
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2023-05-04 17:06:43 +0000 UTC
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Going down the stairs I felt rather... annoyed. Enough that I felt like treating this world seriously. After a bit of walking, I arrived at a... fucking graveyard. I am a 1000% sure that there are more graves in this city than people.
I saw two enemies patrolling around that saw as I saw them. They were giant humans wearing neat church clothes with white masks wielding a cane and lantern ...
2023-05-02 18:18:03 +0000 UTC
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"Eileen! Are you okay?" Obviously she wasnt by the fact that she was leaning against a tombstone and breathing heavily. But I decided to give the benefit of the doubt and pull out a blood vial or something.
"Ha... ha... I'm afraid I do not have any blood vials left. All of them were smashed when I was hunting Henryk. But I will live." Though she said that I could feel the...
2023-04-30 19:37:34 +0000 UTC
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I appeared back in the dream. I needed to do some maintenance on my pimp cane 9000. It may be durable but I don't think taking those hits from Gascoigne was good for it. Maintenance was necessary. It may not seem that way but I would much rather do this than to have it unexpectedly break on me mid-battle.
Also, I visited the messengers on the birdbath. And they started selling me stuff in...
2023-04-30 13:31:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey people, one of the authors of all time, Bronz here.
I come here to bring you the next waifu poll for this world.
The voting will be held at my p*treon. Not on Webnovel so trying to vote here is ill-advised.
This time, due to the nature of this world there arent really many waifu candidates. Regardless there are only 4 c...
2023-04-27 17:40:51 +0000 UTC
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Words cannot begin to describe how happy I am at the fact that all of the skeletons died when Gphyl did. Because right now I have a foot and a half in the grave. Because pulling that Ansuz move without practice right after using reinforcement on an enchanted weapon has led to my circuits fucking shitting themselves.
I mean those bastards are burning. I had to chug 3 hp pots in a row to no...
2023-04-25 20:51:18 +0000 UTC
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I stepped into the room. A giant circular room filled with red candles and blood everywhere, the floor was littered with hundreds of broken bones. While there were dozens of skeletons walking around that all turned to me the moment I stepped inside.
It was at this moment that a window had appeared in front of my eyes.
&n...
2023-04-23 19:29:24 +0000 UTC
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Side-Quest complete!
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< Side-Quest/Challenge: Father Gascoigne >
Description: You have stumbled upon a wild and feral British priest chopping up a corpse and it seems like he has decided that you do not deserve the privil...
2023-04-18 17:30:55 +0000 UTC
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< Side-Quest/Challenge: Father Gascoigne >
Description: You have stumbled upon a wild and feral British priest chopping up a corpse and it seems like he has decided that you do not deserve the privilege to live anymore. Time to prove him wrong.
Requirements: Defeat Father Gascoigne.
Rew...
2023-04-16 19:08:54 +0000 UTC
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After regaining his bearings Noah finally noticed the line of notifications on his peripheral, begging him to look at them. Finding no problem in doing so Noah obliged the notifications and looked into them.
[ Hidden stage: Swordmaster's tomb cleared!]
[REWARD: Kishigatana]
'I'm guessing that's the sword laying next to me.'
In ...
2023-04-13 18:16:37 +0000 UTC
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Immediately a window popped up in front of me when our eyes locked.
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[[Nameles Sword Master]]
Classification: Undead/Ghoul
Statistics:
Strength: [F]
Endurance: [F]
Agility: [E]
Mana: [Null]
2023-04-11 16:36:55 +0000 UTC
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"*Huff*... *Huff*"
Noah desperately gasped for air as his lungs burnt and his circuits ached. He had just gotten face to face with 10 undead and he barely emerged with his life. Noah leaned against the wall trying to catch his breath and regain his bearings.
It had been several hours since he had started exploring the dungeon crypt thingy. He had decided to ret...
2023-04-09 17:31:08 +0000 UTC
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'Sword? Check. Spear? Check. Mace? Check. Padded clothes? Check. Dagger? Check.'
Currently, I was doing a thorough examination and inventory check for my equipment for a special reason.
I was going to claim the first quest reward.
Which meant that I would be going to a dungeon. I finally felt confident enough to do so. My body was stronger than most professional athletes. I kn...
2023-04-06 17:39:54 +0000 UTC
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