"182... 183... 184!"
I was repeatedly kicking a tree over and over. And due to my enhanced physique, the tree took as much damage as my leg with each kick. My body was packed with lean and powerful muscles that screamed strength yet didn't hinder my mobility. A body far more improved than anybody in my age should have.
"185!!!" *Crack!*
T...
2023-04-04 18:52:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, it seems like I was too used to the absurdly durable weapons I make. Which seems to lead me to grossly overestimate the durability of my weapons. Because magic is apparently not really a common knowledge in this world so weapons are held together by more metal than soul, unlike my deadman blade.
So after turning a few dozen to hundred beasts, rotten dogs, crows, and "...
2023-04-02 19:41:47 +0000 UTC View PostI was currently perched over a ledge overlooking the streets of Yharmam, I was now confident enough to not raise my poison resistance by sitting thanks to the filthy streets. In my hands was a skull that had teeth resembling a beasts. But that wasnt the intriguing part about it.
The frontal part of the dome was cracked open, and from it, a bluish-white flame with almost cosmic particles e...
2023-04-01 18:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostA very familiar sight.
The air was heavy, unbreathable, sticking and clogging your throat. The ground beneath my feet, the landscape, no, the entire world was a giant mass of mutilated corpses in agony stitched together. Large rivers of dirty, filthy, and nearly blackened blood flowed. The atmosphere was hot, it felt like my skin burnt from existing.
Blotting out the red sky was a t...
2023-03-29 18:58:19 +0000 UTC View PostMy body ached like hell, I may be able to endure the worst tortures known to mankind thanks to my hyper-advanced pain tolerance but discomfort is far worse for me.
And even worse was that the effectiveness of blood vials have worn off mostly since, let's face it, they have basically replaced like 80 percent of my blood with how many I have used. So I would just have toı bear w...
2023-03-26 20:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostBefore continuing onward I first brought out an axe that I had pried from the cold dead hands of one of the huntsman, it didn't high quality and it would definitely break during the fight but it would do.
With my gig on my left and my axe on my right, I started striding forward. A not-insignificant amount of excitement coursed through my veins. Although I had been having a (rel...
2023-03-24 18:13:09 +0000 UTC View PostCommon sense told me I should head back to the dream immediately to restock.
Experience told me that unless I wished to fight that horde again, then I should finish my business here. Just as I could respawn, so could they.
Whatever, my hands are deadly enough weapons anyway, as I just proved against that horde. Bringing my right hand up to my face I focused on it, until it morphed i...
2023-03-22 18:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostWith one foot stepping on the fence which I leaned on I looked over the crowd that had gathered on the streets beneath. All wielding some form of weapon be it sickles and axes to torches.
'Just what the fuck happened here...?'
Even with my "experiences" the sight of the streets disturbed me to no end. It wasnt just havoc. It was like a localized apo...
2023-03-19 17:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post*Huff* *Huff* *Gasp* *Cough*
I was currently panting as I keeled over from exhaustion. My muscles were unbelievably sore from working out beyond failure, lactic acid flooded my muscles making me unable to move them. My lungs burnt from over exhaustion.
Running until your body started to fail you to the point where you collapsed wasn't a fun activity...
2023-03-16 16:47:52 +0000 UTC View Post"Ah fuck, did someone get the number of that fucking TRUCK that ran over me? Oh wait, the door is locked."
As I forced myself off of the hard wooden floor my body made some weird noises in protest but I ignored them. I felt like I got run over by an 18-wheeler that weighed 40 tons. At least I wasn't sick, probably, hopefully, I better not be.
I got up and...
2023-03-14 16:57:44 +0000 UTC View PostWith anticipation I internally called out the word status, hoping that I was right in my assumptions and not schizophrenic.
'Status'
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|Status|
Name: Noah Aarthread
Age: 14
Element: Fire
Attribute: Malleable
In front of me stood a tall young lady, even taller than me and I stood at 6'3. And she... resembled Priscilla a lot. To an uncanny degree even. Still, she was one of the most beautiful women I have seen in my life, up there with Priscilla and Gwynevere.
She had ashy white hair and blank green eyes. She wore a Russian-like dress that was seemingly made for winter and looked ver...
2023-03-10 20:07:28 +0000 UTC View PostI opened the doors to a sight that felt rather nostalgic to me.
Under an orange sky blotted by heavy and black clouds. I arrived at Yharmam proper. Quite ironically, my first real step into this world was into a graveyard. But I must say, this place is FAR more aesthetically pleasing than Lordran.
I arrived at the front yard or the courtyard or whatever of the ...
2023-03-07 20:57:51 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh, yes... Paleblood... Well, you've come to the right place.
Yharnam is the home of blood ministration.
The feeling could be compared to sticking a red hot knife through your brain and twisting it, thankfully for him the pain was brief yet still excruciating. It took all of his power to not scream hell bloody enough to make satan blush.
"*Huff* *Huff* What the fuck...?"
He laid on the ground while breathing heavily, trying desperately to sort through the memories...
2023-03-02 15:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Groaning the young man grabbed his alarm and shut it off as he looked at the time. Seeing that he had managed to wake up quite early for once he stretched a bit to get his bones working and rolled off his bed.
Struggling to keep himself awake the young man decided to wash his face with cold water first before doing anything that required his brain to work. He sl...
2023-02-28 17:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, it is once again me. The Bronz man.
If you guys didn't know the volume one of the the novel aka. Dark souls has reached its conclusion. So I plan on taking a small break to refresh myself.
I am sorry for taking a break this is to ensure that the quality of my novels doesn't drop. I also need to do some very deep research in...
2023-02-24 15:36:26 +0000 UTC View PostTaking a deep breath I placed my hands clad in gauntlets against the giant stone door, they didn't budge.
Of fucking course they would John, did you really forget that you absorbed all of the lordsouls into yourself like a goddam fatty? Alright it was time to test the methods.
First, my favorite: Brute force.
'Transformation: Full Beast!'
'Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal. Fuck why isn't it working!?'
I was casting every heal spell under the sun I knew of but none of them were working. In fact, with every heal spell I used, it felt like razor-sharp rusty blades covered in salt and lime were being gauged into my wounds.
Eventually, I said fuck it and forcefully sealed the wounds using transform...
2023-02-19 17:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostWow, I can't believe just how much this actually hurts.
I felt like an overstuffed turkey ready to explode. And what I felt wasn't really far from the truth. Because now instead of the lines around my body being scars, now they were actively pulsing with blood, causing my armor to be perpetually wet.
There was also the feeling of razor got knives running across...
2023-02-17 21:34:00 +0000 UTC View PostIgnoring the feeling of dissatisfaction I resumed what I remember to be my normal routine. I got up and headed toward the bathroom while looking around the room. Seeing the soulsborne merchandise really just made me feel something.
I do not know if it is good or not but it was certainly something alright. Considering the place I ended up at, it was the peak of irony that I used...
2023-02-14 19:48:58 +0000 UTC View PostI stared the "thing" in front of me down. It was a splitting image of me in Apolepse mode turned demonic. And seeing it from an outsider's perspective is just... wow.
This thing could probably make even the most veteran of veterans shit enough bricks to build a castle. Sharp jagged metallic teeth that stretched nearly 280 degrees around his head. Empty black eyes with a d...
2023-02-12 17:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey hey, my dear sadistic viewers! It's me, Bronz.
And I come bearing news, yes, very good news in fact.
The first world polls have concluded!
And the results were actually quite surprising for me. So without further ado, drumroll please!
dundun
dundun
dundun
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2023-02-10 16:12:31 +0000 UTC View PostSlowly I walked toward the chasm of the abyss. Thinking about something I noticed about the system recently. It has been unusually unresponsive. No new quests, no new titles, just the occasional message about defeating bosses and leveling skills up. Even the inspect skill is janky.
It kept refusing to respond to me as I used it here, not on Gwynevere not on a random piece...
2023-02-08 16:38:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, so uhh I kinda injured my dominant arm so I, unfortunately, have to delay the chapter until tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Also, the world polls will be closing soon don't forget to vote if you haven't.
Sorry and thanks for understanding. See you all tomorrow!
2023-02-07 16:03:31 +0000 UTC View PostNice
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I sat in front of Gwynevere crosslegged with my hand on my chin. Although I could kill her as easily as a mere thought and an application of umbra I also wanted to chat with a god, someone with at least some insight into the situation of the world.
"Alright then, I want to ask. Why fight Ornstein and others? You don't seem to really have a reas...
2023-02-05 20:10:25 +0000 UTC View PostI have been busy this last month.
With my current strength, there is no chance of me even bothering Manus unless I go apoleptic. Which is not a very preferable option in any way shape or form. So I went on a journey to get stronger so I can beat Manus.
Or at least that's what I say to myself.
I mostly just do not know what to do so I...
2023-02-03 18:42:02 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings my dear viewers. It is I, Bronz. And I come bearing news.
The first World Polls are open!
That's right. The next world John goes to is in YOUR hands.
I have picked the options mainly from the numerous suggestions you guys gave me as well as my own. It was very helpful!
Do not worry too much about the world you choose and whether I will be able to tell a good st...
2023-02-01 16:24:26 +0000 UTC View PostI was currently standing over Artorias' corpse. I contemplated over my choices, I could try saving Artorias.
/But why should I?/
He tried to kill me. He may have come here with a noble cause to save the princess but died trying. Now he tried to murder me because of his own mistake. Causing me a large inconvenience.
It's not my job to save his l...
2023-01-31 19:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostNow, I found myself in a small structure that resembled the underside of a tree with root walls and floor. It was quite narrow and would be very uncomfortable if I had claustrophobia. Unfortunately for the world I no longer have common fears.
They have been murdered out of me.
I got up and started walking down the tunnel of roots that lead to a fog wall. Cracki...
2023-01-29 19:33:37 +0000 UTC View Post