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Last week I talked about the data that suggests lead might have been partially to blame for the rise of violent crime around the world in the 1990s, and its removal from things like the gasoline we put in our cars is partially to blame for the subsequent drop in c...
2023-10-24 19:01:32 +0000 UTC
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If you subscribe to my alt channel, which you should because it’s fun, you may know that I recently spent an afternoon soldering together a vampire lawn flamingo with glowing red eyes. And that activity made me wonder, is the lead in this solder that I’m holding and melting and breathing in making ...
2023-10-19 17:46:22 +0000 UTC
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It’s a very happy week for me, friends, because on Monday I got my COVID-19 booster along with a freshly update flu shot, which means I can happily move into my favorite season without worrying much about getting sick or, even worse, getting more vulnerable people around me sick. I’m still going ...
2023-10-04 18:45:20 +0000 UTC
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I talk a lot about how we’re living in a dystopia: a pandemic that at-risk people actively choose to ignore, runaway climate change that billionaires actively choose to exacerbate, gun violence that our government actively chooses to tolerate, I could go on and o...
2023-09-29 20:38:24 +0000 UTC
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I’m fairly certain that if I am lucky, or unlucky, enough to live to the age of 100, I will still be reassuring people that Diet Coke isn’t going to kill you. In fact, I will probably be doing that while sipping on a Jack and Diet Coke, just to drive the point home. That’s right, if I live to old a...
2023-09-28 23:12:11 +0000 UTC
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Bryan Johnson is going to die one day. Don’t worry, that’s not a threat. I’m not going to contribute ...
2023-09-27 21:55:05 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: I am SO SORRY for uploading this with an hour of empty void at the end, thus getting your hopes up that this was going to be the deepest of deep dives! The empty void was to represent the ultimate end goal of capitalism. JK I fixed it pls see the new video embedded above! Still goes live Friday.
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2023-09-21 14:30:34 +0000 UTC
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As a human on YouTube, I am vaguely aware of some of the YouTubers who are, unlike me, actually very popular on this platform. They show up in my feed sandwiched between true crime police interrogation videos and old men giving tips on improving my bean harvest, and sometimes I watch them, and someti...
2023-09-20 21:05:43 +0000 UTC
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(Rebecca sits, reading a book) Oh hi there, I didn’t see you. Welcome. I’m Rebecca Watson, and if this is your first time seeing one of my videos, I hope you enjoy it. If you’re a returning viewer, welcome back! You might notice something is a little different about me, and you’re absolutely ri...
2023-09-13 21:19:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey pals, today’s video is going to deal with some upsetting topics like sexual assault, rape, and murder. Yep, a real fun one! If that sort of subject bothers you, you might want to give this one a skip or just head over to my Patreon and read the transcript instead of watching the video. As al...
2023-09-12 23:53:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey patrons! Enjoy this video early and ad-free all weekend long! It'll go live Monday morning. Oh and yes I did break down and dye over the red to better match my roots. Oh yeah and here's another BlueSky code: bsky-social-63cbt-elrn2
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I remember when I was in elementary school, maybe at age 8 or 9, I was doing a science project that, of course, required the standard “...
2023-09-08 21:51:25 +0000 UTC
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Look, I know you guys don’t come here for the science, the critical thinking, the space communism. You come here for the ten seconds of my dog at the end of the video. With that in mind, today...
2023-09-01 00:56:32 +0000 UTC
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Great news, nerds, I have fallen down YET ANOTHER rabbit hole and I’m here to take you on the same journey. It all started when I was watching my darling Philadelphia Phillies, which is a baseball team fyi, on the MLBTV app. Watching sports is the only time I really ever se...
2023-08-31 00:37:25 +0000 UTC
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I feel like it’s been awhile since I made a video about COVID – like, not the debunked “lab leak” stuff or RFK, Jr. suggesting it’s a Jewish-Chinese conspiracy, but COVID as an actual disease that is still a pandemic killing like 500 people a week in the US, though who knows for sure be...
2023-08-29 22:57:10 +0000 UTC
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Here in the United States, we’ve been dealing with a slight infestation of, well, fascists. In case you missed it, our former president, Donald Trump, was just indicte...
2023-08-28 22:18:40 +0000 UTC
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Last week I encouraged you to donate to any of several local nonprofits helping the people of Maui following the horrific wildfires there. Today I’d lik...
2023-08-23 20:09:16 +0000 UTC
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There’s a really disturbing situation happening in China that I think it’s important everyone know about as soon as possible. The very talented maker Naomi Wu, aka Sexy Cyborg, has 2023-08-22 23:03:07 +0000 UTC
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I’m sure by now everyone watching this is aware of the horrific fires in Maui, now the deadliest wildfire in US history, if you consider Hawaii to be a part of the US, which…well, we’ll get into that in a bit. But the fires have destroyed the beautiful and historic town of Lahaina, once the ca...
2023-08-15 21:41:41 +0000 UTC
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Well, here's the promised dildo video! I realized too late that I missed Bryan, aka Hex, wanting a shout-out, so sorry about that! And Maggie, I threw you in in the hope that you will NOT further discuss our past trips to Good Vibrations, you jerk.
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Before I begin, I would li...
2023-08-07 22:29:39 +0000 UTC
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We’ve been pretty down on “the algorithm” here on this channel, and no, we don’t know why we’re suddenly referring to ourselves with the royal “we” but it makes us feel fancy so please just get off our back.
Seriously though I DO worry a lot about how algorithms affect our lives–...
2023-07-31 20:30:09 +0000 UTC
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As some of you may know, I am training to ride my bike hundreds of miles through Death Valley to raise money for climate charities. A quick aside, THANK YOU to eve...
2023-07-27 23:21:05 +0000 UTC
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The other day I was scrolling through science news when I saw a paper published in Nature suggesting that the Atlantic meridional overturning circulation (or AMOC, which is a system of ocean currents in the...
2023-07-26 21:42:04 +0000 UTC
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Transcript: There are a number of reasons why I’m childfree: I like sleep, I like money, I don’t like sharing my Legos. But one big reason is that I see that there are about a billion different ways a parent can really screw up a kid without even noticing, and that’s a responsibility I just don’t want to take o...
2023-07-24 20:50:36 +0000 UTC
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Look, do I want to talk about RFK, Jr. again? Absolutely not. But his most recent public embarrassment inspired a few thoughts that I wanted to share with you, and one of the thoughts is actually a really positive thing, which is always nice to talk about on this channel. This channel where I usually j...
2023-07-20 22:10:39 +0000 UTC
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Hey patrons! I'm making this video public immediately so feel free to share...I was going to give it to you early like usual but it's a hot topic right now and I think it's important that people know the real story behind this movie ASAP. This will probably be demonetized by YouTube, so extra special thanks to you all for supporting its creation. xoxoxo
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You know what I h...
2023-07-17 16:53:17 +0000 UTC
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I have great news for you all, as reported by the New York Times last week: finally, the greatest “grudge” in the world of professional magic has been set aside. What could it be? Professional magicians versus 2023-07-14 17:21:49 +0000 UTC
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So in 2020, if you’ll recall, we had a little worldwide pandemic that forced a lot of us to hole up in our homes, alone, and drastically limit interactions with other people–friends, family, and strangers alike. A lot of people, understandably, did NOT like this: people who lived alone now had no i...
2023-07-07 22:23:50 +0000 UTC
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At last, the myth of “Man the Hunter” has been tracked down, lured into a trap, and beaten to death by a plucky group of Amazons led by Diana herself. The myth was then stripped...
2023-06-30 19:18:47 +0000 UTC
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As you may know, every month I do a live “ask me anything” stream for my patrons, and last month one patron asked me to look into the research on intermittent f...
2023-06-28 20:56:58 +0000 UTC
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I’m not sure if any of you noticed but last week a handful of billionaires imploded themselves trying to go see the wreck of the Titanic. Did you see that? Were you aware that that happened? If you weren’t aware, please let me know in the comments your secret to living a happier life than me, because I try to have a healthy number of offline hobbies and experiences but ine...
2023-06-27 19:20:15 +0000 UTC
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