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A Winkle in reality: Chapter 29.

Walter Waterflower has arrived at the only possible answer to the riddle that is Periwinkle.

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I'd been quite happy when Walter Waterflower had agreed to take me with him to hunt some thieves. Yeah, my last encounter with their ilk hadn't exactly been my best performance, yet there was nothing for ...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 28.

Aftermath of the whole 'Gyarados debacle' and some fleshing out of the Sensetional Sisters, and the Waterflower Clan in general. Never sat well with me in canon how Daisy, Violet, and Lily were, like, puddle deep.

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“Hey.”

“We’re so sorry-”

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 27.

Siren’s tail fin beat furiously side-to-side, eyes narrowed in concentration as she rounded another corner, the water churning in her wake and washing over the tiled floors. Her weak muscles strained at the continued effort, yet she persevered. 

She had to.

The years since getting to the Safe Place and leaving the sands and blood behind had been… kind to Siren. She knew tha...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 26.

In which we meet the other Waterflower sisters, leaders of Cerulean Gym and heads of the Waterflower Clan. Very serious positions, for equally serious and dutiful women.

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In contrast to the sprint, Misty, with Ash hot on her heels, set I preferred a more sedated pac...

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Natural Nature (Warcraft/Marvel - Semi-SI/Gamer): Chapter 2.

Still a shit title, but I do wanna try and put out at least a chapter a month of this.

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His mind spun furiously as he stared at the screen in front of him.

Objective: Escape Lordaeron City!

Bullshit. It was fucking b...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 25.

Misty POV, and getting to Cerulean.

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Misty sighed contentedly and leaned back on her palms, letting the warm Cerulean sun wash over her, the scent of fresh water and pollen tickling her nostrils. She'd never admit it, at least not to anyone from the Clan, but she did miss...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 24.

Been a couple of chapters since we got a Pokémon. Let's fix that.

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It was not great.

In fact, it sucked pretty hard.

"Where the fuck am I!?" The tree leaves shook furiously as a small flock of Pidgey got startled by my sudden outburst. I did...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 23.

This is primarily a transitional chapter to prepare for the next one, but there's a bit of training, and we get a better look at Misty.

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Inhaling deeply through my nose, I imagined the air swirling around in my chest, using the sensation to try and focus my Aura. Giving it a secon...

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For the future.

Hey. This is also concerning A Winkle in Reality, when the story gets there, but mostly Natural Nature (such a bad title).

Where do you guys stand on smut? Should I try to write it, or just fade to black? This isn't about romance in general, just explicit sex.

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Land of Dichotomy (Original Fantasy). Chapter 3 - Emric I.

The least edgy character in this story.

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Chapter 3 - Emric I.

Light's Chapel.

4618 - 1st spring, 21.

Breathe. In and out. Calm. Steady the heartbeat and control the appearance. Feelings did not matter; only appearance did. Only how ...

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Land of Dichotomy (Original Fantasy). Chapter 2 - Elon I.

Look at that, there's named characters in this. Also, be careful. You'll cut yourself on this chapter.

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Chapter 2 - Elon I.

Sophoril

4618 - 1st spring, 21.

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

The sound was deafe...

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Land of Dichotomy (Original Fantasy). Chapter 1 - ? I.

I'd almost forgotten I had this story lying around. Absolutely fair warning: I wrote this when I was around 17-18, so if you think my normal stuff is edgy, you've seen nothing yet.

Anyway, the smart thing to do is to edit these until I'm happy with them, but eh. I've changed, both as a person and as a writer, so I figured I'd judge interest before I commit to a fu...

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Natural Nature (Warcraft/Marvel - Semi-SI/Gamer): Chapter 1.

Terrible title, will change. Anyway. I make no promises regarding an upload schedule for this. Might be in a month, might be next year. You've been warned.

This is another plot worm I've had kicking around in my head. It's another semi-SI, but a Gamer one this time. Because that's original. I've wanted to write one for a while, so fuck it. It'll properly be a wide...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 22.

A little bit of dealing with the government and then we're of to Cerulean, with some new friends.

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“Walk me through it again, from the beginning. You entered the mountain, and then?”

“I've already told you twice!”

“And now you're telling me for a third time.”

<...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 21.

Peri's in a bit of a bind, but I'm sure he can figure it out. He's been shit talking Team Rocket for years, surely he's properly prepared.

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One of the Rockets, a man, stepped forward and gave me a crooked, smug grin, revealing his chipped and yellowed te...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 20.

Last chapter in Pewter, for now at least. Who knows, I will probably be back to see Grant at some point. But we're off for Cerulean, after a last bit of training. Can't think of anything interesting that happens on the way there.

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Punchy...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 19.

Back at it with chapter 19, and our first Gym battle! The opponent, Rock-Hard Brock! Wait...

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It was finally time.

I bounced on my toes as Trainer after Trainer was called, disappearing into the darkness that laid behind the door. I'd gotten up early, even by my standards, nerves making me unable to sleep. I was lucky Siren was such a sweetheart. Neither...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 18.

And we're in Pewter. For all the shit I talk about the pacing of this story, we've been making good time since leaving Pallet. Though to be

And we're in Pewter. For all the shit I talk about the pacing of this story, we've been making good time since leaving Pallet. Though to be

And we're in Pewter. For all the shit I talk about the pacing of this story, we've been making good time ...

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A Winkle of Reality: Chapter 17.

I REALLY like this chapter. It's the first one I'm actually proud of. We start of with a quick visit to Gary, and then, we meet a couple of legends.

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“Pippy, Tackle!”

“Spin.”

Gary yawned as the dumbass little girl pointed dramatically...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 16.

Surely, a little bit of bad weather isn't enough to trouble our intrepid hero. How could it, with such nice, calm, and friendly companions?

Surely, a little bit of bad weather isn't enough to trouble our intrepid hero. How could it, with such nice, calm, and friendly companions?

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 15.

The journey officially begins. Fucking finally. I'm gonna be 80 before this shit wraps up.

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The surroundings blurred by as the car sped along the dirt path, small rocks crunching under the tires. None of us paid much attention to it. It ...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 14.

Thank you for reading.

Fucking finally we're an offical Trainer and getting out of Pallet. This is gonna be a 5 million words story at this rate. This shit was supposed to be prologue!

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Finally, the day had come. I tapped my foot i...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 13.

Last chapter of the time skip.

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“Do you think I can have one!?”

“No way, Gramps would never allow a dumbass like you to have one.”

“SCREW YOU GARY! I'M NOT STUPID, YOU'RE STUPID!”

“THE HELL YOU CALL ME, LOSER!?”

“STUPID!”

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 12.

Still speedrunning the passage of time. Also, a look into a complicated man.

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The office was dark, a single sharp fluorescent lamp on the large wooden desk facing the door. It was an old tactic. Limit the visibility of the other party, shroud yourself in...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 11.

So we're gonna be being a bit of timeskipping over the next couple of chapters while at Oak's Lab. I'm sure Peri would appreciate the break.

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Rays of light broke the dark, the cold shadows banished by the arrival of dawn. Beings of the night scurried int...

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A Winkle in Reality: Capter 10.

Finally made to Kanto! Whooooo... only took 10 chapters...

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The bark dug into my back through the thin t-shirt, dirt and leaves clinging to my blood soaked pants legs and shoes. It was morning by the time we finally emerged from the hideout, the sun refl...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 9.

If chapter 6 was the chapter I was the most exited about, then this is the chapter I'm most nervous about.

WARNING: Graphic depictions of violence and gore.

This is the roughly the darkest the story is gonna get and it won't be all the time or even most of the time. This is a big moment for Peri as a character and will influence the story going forward. And this dichotomy...

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A Winkle in Reality: Chapter 8.

Chapter 8.

Surely nothing is afoot in the tropical paradise of the Sevii islands, right?

Right?

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Siren knew she wasn't the… smartest of creatures. It took her longer to understand things than it did others....

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A Winkle in Reality - Chapter 7.

I hope the last chapter didn't scare off too many people. One of the main things that interested me from the start about writing a Pokémon fic, was balancing the goofy, kids anime vibes with the brutal, theoretical reality of the universe they had created. I'm not going full George R. R. Martin and slaughtering every character, but darker themes will show up occasionally. I promise to ...

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A Winkle in Reality - Chapter 6.

This is the chapter I'm most excited about and where the story starts taking a darker turn (though not too dark, yet. Still trying to balance it with more light hearted moments).

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Chapter 6.

Salt water shot up in front of us as a p...

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