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MHA65- Cops

“Ow! Ow! Ow! Mom, what the hell?!”

She had me in some kind of multi-limbed death grip, and I didn’t even know how. One arm around my neck, the other yanking my ear like she was trying to peel it off, her head buried in my chest while she sobbed, all while somehow managing to land punches against my ribs. Only two hands, and yet I was getting hit from every direction.

“You—...

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HP406- Back

The heat of summer has given way to cooler breezes in the Northern Hemisphere. The trip had been long and exhausting, but undeniably worth it. They gathered invaluable data on ancient magic, deepening their understanding of how different cultures approached enchantment and warding. Miranda seemed satisfied with the progress, though she didn’t say it outright. Selena looked more energized than...

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MHA64- The Moment Everything Changed

As we were crawling away, All Might shot past us like a goddamn cannonball, crashing through the rubble.

"The fuck," I muttered, twisting to see his opponent flexing his arm like he was testing out a new toy.

"Atmospheric Compression, Locomotive Corkscrew, Explosiveness x4, Muscular Enhancement x3… Hehe, not bad. This is quite fun. Maybe I will collect more physical augmentation q...

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HP405- History of Magic

Next few days passed in similar fashion. They’d spend their mornings at the ruins, cataloging runes and mapping out the magical patterns around the temple, then head back to the tent for dinner and some downtime. The humid air never let up, sticking to them like a second skin, but it didn’t slow them down much.

Selena took to the work with her usual calm efficiency, sketching out sequ...

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MHA63- Out!

After securing Toru on my back, I stepped out, moving slow, eyes scanning for any sign of movement. The hallway was empty for now. I grinned, already cycling through options. “Time to test a system feature I’ve been ignoring.”

[Emergency Stunt Double Activated]

A second me blinked into existence, a perfect copy in every detail. I directed it down the opposite hall. “Go make ...

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MHA62- Saved by Princess!

Shigaraki stepped closer. "You don’t fit, like you said. Heroism is just a dogma you were born into. A system that only values what’s useful to it. Strength, popularity, the right image. If you don’t have those, you’re nothing. You’re a tool until you break. A stepping stone for the next big name."

I shrugged. "Sounds like you got benched early."

He ignored that. "They mak...

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HP404- Not Found

They’d arrived at the hidden entrance to the magical side of Chichen Itza—a far cry from the bustling Muggle tourist site. This place looked almost untouched, with dense vegetation creeping around ancient stone structures. The humidity hit harder here, clinging to them like a damp blanket.

Harry noticed that security was tight around the site. Mexico's version of Aurors patrolled the ...

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Marvel Fic Decision

Hey everyone,

I’ve been sitting with this for a while, and it’s time to be upfront: I don’t think I’m cut out for writing the stoic genius types. Y’know, the cold, calculating, always-ten-steps-ahead characters like Nero. As much as I love the world I built—and I do—lately, writing it has felt more like dragging a corpse than breathing life into a story. Every updat...

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MHA61- Flirt and Basement

Opening my eyes, I was face to face with Toga in a place I didn’t recognize. She sat way too close, her grin wide, legs crossed like this was just some casual meetup and not a goddamn hostage situation.

Toga was so close I could smell her shampoo. Or maybe blood. Do they do blood flavoured ones? The chick was one step away from licking my face

"Morning, cutie~"

I exhaled, sh...

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MHA60- Taken

Second Chapter of the Day!

The Nomu lay still for half a second.

Then its neck twisted unnaturally, and it started getting back up.

"Annoying piece of shit," I muttered.

The comm crackled. "Ryuu, status?" Aizawa.

"Fighting a chainsaw-wielding dumbass," I said, dodging another swipe. "Could use a hand."

"I’m en route."

The Nomu lunged ...

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MHA59- Run Ryuu Run!

The forest went silent. A breeze kicked up the dust left in the wake of the hit.

The system popped up.

[CRITICAL HIT! 5,000+ DAMAGE!]

[WARNING: VICTIM IS NOW ORBITAL DEBRIS.]

I ignored it. My momentum was still maxed. But stacked stats went away.

I kicked off the ground. The force left a crater where I stood.

The wind roared past my ears. My speed blurred the...

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M117- More Popsicle

Sitting with the gang, Sofia suddenly perked up. “Found them.”

Nero walked over, eyes on her screen. The location popped up with a blinking red dot on the map.

“Mount Elbrus,” she said, spinning the laptop for everyone to see. “Deep in the frost zone, beneath what looks like an old Soviet comms tower. Place is marked Facility K-13.”

Nero narrowed his eyes at the co...

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HP403- Mexico

They shuffled out of the plane once the passengers started moving, blending into the stream of people heading toward customs. The airport buzzed with noise—families reuniting, tired travelers dragging bags, security staff eyeing the crowds. Goshawk took the lead, cutting through the chaos.

Customs wasn’t as much of a hassle as Harry had expected. They handed over their travel permits,...

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MHA58- Homerun

The little bastard, Mustard, fired. I twisted to the side, the bullet cracking past my shoulder. Before he could adjust his aim, I was already closing the distance. His second shot barely left the barrel before my bat slammed into his wrist, knocking the gun loose. He staggered back, clutching his arm, and I swung again, aiming for his ribs.

The little shit managed to dodge, scrambling aw...

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MHA57- Bloody Flirt!

“You are really cute when you are all bloodied up.”

Wait.

What.

The fuck.

I didn’t have time to process that before she lunged again, knife flicking toward my side. I deflected it with the handle of my bat, swinging for her ribs, but she twisted out of the way like it was easy.

This was not some random low-level thug.

A flash of silver— Shit!

I ...

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HP402- Simulations

Harry leaned back, closed his eyes, and slipped into the Virtual Room instead. The familiar stone chamber greeted him, its cool, quiet atmosphere a nice change from the cramped plane. Shelves lined the walls, stacked with books and odd trinkets from his studies. Nigel appeared next to him, perched casually on the chair’s arm, with a cup of tea.

“Figured you’d show up,” Nigel said ...

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MHA56- Wait? What?

After dinner, everyone split up, heading straight to bed. The day had been brutal, and no one had the energy to do anything else. The camp grew quiet, only the rustling of leaves and the occasional distant animal call breaking the silence.

I stayed outside, arms crossed, scanning the treeline. Something felt off.

[OH, YOU LITERALLY QUOTED THE SECOND SUBQUEST. HOW LAME!]

I roll...

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MHA55- The Final Touch

At 4 PM, Pixie Boobs dropped a pile of raw ingredients in front of us and reminded everyone that food duty was on us.

I turned to Iida. “Alright, Mr. Schedule, what’s the plan?”

Iida straightened. “As per my assignments, I have categorized duties based on efficiency and competency—”

“Yeah, no.” I rubbed my temples after checking his worksheet. “You made this ...

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M116- The Doom Con

Snape stepped off the plane as it touched down in Doomstadt, capital of Latveria. The air was cool and brisk, the sky a clear slate gray. A single armored transport waited near the tarmac, flanked by four Doombots standing at attention. One of them stepped forward as Snape approached.

“State your designation.”

“Severus Snape. Alchemist. I’m here for the symposium.”

T...

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HP401- To South America!

Harry left Grimmauld Place after breakfast, letting Sirius ramble about some half-baked prank idea involving enchanted paint. As much as he pretended to listen, his mind was elsewhere. Once he got back to his room at the Leaky Cauldron, he shut the door, activated his privacy charms, and tossed the ring on the desk. Taking a seat, he stared at the cracked stone embedded in the ring and closed h...

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MHA54- Eternal Virgin

The next morning started with someone banging on the door.

"WAKE UP, MAGGOTS!" Pixie Boobs voice rang through the hallway.

I cracked one eye open. "We just got here, the fuck?"

"Up! Now! You have five minutes before I drag you out myself!"

Izuku shot up immediately, scrambling for his clothes. Shoji stretched. Todoroki took his time. I rolled onto my stomach.

"Ryuu...

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MHA53- Baths!

Most of the guys from both classes looked uncertain about the shared bath. Before anyone could drag out the awkwardness, I dropped my clothes and walked in without hesitation.

"Damn, man, don't you have any shame?" Some guy from 1-B blurted out.

I turned around. "I have nothing to hide, nothing to be ashamed of."

Kirishima laughed. "Hardening has its limits, but that confidenc...

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M115- Twins

Nigel shoved the door open with a bang, striding in without so much as a knock. His eyes locked on Nero immediately.

“We found the thing you mentioned.” He reported, moving straight to Nero, who was stretched out on the couch with Maria leaning against him.

Nero raised an eyebrow. “What thing?”

Nigel dropped onto the couch next to Sofia, handing her a flash drive. “T...

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HP400- Slytherin's Locket!

Harry’s eyes narrowed. “Fake?” he muttered. He unhooked the clasp and flipped it open. A small, crumpled piece of parchment fell into his hand. Unfolding it, he scanned the message inside.

To the Dark Lord,

I know I will be dead long before you read this, but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret. I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as...

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MHA52- Not Again!

Uraraka activated her Quirk. The weight around them disappeared, the rope tightening slightly as everyone started floating.

"Alright, Ryuu!" she called. "Go!"

I gripped the rope and jumped. The second I hit the air, I yanked down hard, dragging the entire class behind me. The floating effect held as we drifted downward, a freefall enough to make a few people yell.

"This is wei...

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MHA51- JUMP!

The next morning, Mom started the real fight.

“Absolutely not,” she said.

I yawned into my breakfast. “Cool. If you don’t care about our future, don’t sign. Not like I care.”

She placed her hands on her hips. “A training camp? In the middle of nowhere? With all the villains running around?”

Izuku nodded. “It is a little dangerous.”

I glared at h...

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MHA50- Grandkids!!!!

We headed out, taking the train. Tsuyu sat across from me, hands resting on her lap.

Kaminari had texted earlier, betting I would screw it up somehow. Mina threw in a laughing emoji, and Sero asked how long before I said something stupid. I ignored them.

Toru was going wild with the selfies ever since she found out I could see her. Stupid faces, dumb expressions, random hand gesture...

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M114- Shame

The creature remained motionless for a moment, its bright emerald eyes narrowing slightly. Then, it dropped lower, gesturing for the ship to follow. "Permission granted. You will be escorted. Do not deviate from your course."

Ronan gave a short nod to Korath, who relayed the order to the helmsman. The ship followed the creature’s lead, descending through the atmosphere toward the planet...

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HP399- Complete Set

Harry reappeared in an abandoned courtyard just outside of London, near one of the old, crumbling manors he’d been using as a safe house.

From within, Bellatrix appeared, her face almost fanatical. "My Lord." She dropped to her knees without a second thought, eyes shining with twisted devotion.

Harry gave her a brief pat on the head, as if humoring an overeager dog. "We have a tas...

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HP398- Visa

As Harry made his way through the Ministry corridors, he couldn’t help but notice the tense atmosphere. Aurors were stationed everywhere, constantly watching the entrances and exits. Workers moved in clusters, muttering under their breaths and throwing wary glances around.

He wasn’t surprised. Since the announcement of Voldemort’s return, the Ministry had been one step away from out...

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