Sir Gary Bummer

Update #142 Shitty washing machine

Update #141 All literation is good literation

Update #140 Iller than a ferret

Update #139 Tin Night Us

4k Extras #33 Dreams of Summer

Update #138 Tasty legs and crispy thighs

Update #137 Blanket statements

Update #136 Back in swing

4k Extras #32 Sleepy Morning

Update #135 Generic title

Update #134 Major Fuck-up, on duty!

Orders, sir? Punch every civilian? And the children, sir? A kick each? Very good, sir. Uh, sir, what about the elderly, sir? A lash for every year of age? I fear they might die, sir. Oh. Oh, I see, sir, very clever, sir.

You heard the Major, lads! Get on with it! Except for you, Private Donkey! The General wants to inspect your privates, Private! Why? Why!? Are you asking questions Privat...

Update #133 The early draft gets the shaft

Hay there. And there. And there's some over there as well. What's going on? Are we inviting some horses over for a feast? What am I supposed to wear? My horse costume is in the washer, dammit! Didn't you think of that, huh?

And this, fellas, is why you never marry horse-people. As in someone that loves horses, not a centaur. Always marry a centaur if the opportunity arises.

Technica...

4k Extras #31 Ruru's Secret Folder vol.2

Fair warning, these are slight spoilers for episode 8, so may want to play that first if you haven't already. I put the least spoilery one as the fancy image up top, given that Zavnessos won the vote for a scene.

Finally got around to making another 4k set, been meaning to make one for months now. I'm planning to get at least one more out this month, ideally two.

Anyway, here's som...

Poll #31 Another addition to the spice rack

Heeeeere's Polly!

Polly is the name of this poll, don't mind the title up top.

Today we're going to democratically choose a spicy scene that'll appear in the next episode. Last episode you guys voted for Zavnessos, who... Right, I probably shouldn't spoil things for those that are yet to play.

So, I figured this time we'd have three people in the scene. Just have to figure out...

Update #132 A Brain of Storms

Greatings!

Those are great greetings! Yep, just minted that expression. Well, probably. Better just claim credit instead of actually checking if the claim is true. As long as I believe my claim is true I'm acting in good faith! That's how it works, right?

Oh, before we go on, if you haven't played the new episode yet, don't worry, there will be no spoilers here!

And so we find...

Episode 8 Release

Update #131 Bäska droppar

Hej tomtegubbar slå i glasen!

Gotta say, nubbevisor is one Swedish tradition I really enjoy. And nubbe as well, specifically the bitter ones. I've heard they have one in Chicago made by a Swedish immigrant of old, which apparently is mostly known for being terrible. Heathens. A good bäsk is the best part of any holiday!

No, that's not true actually. They play second fiddle to glÃ...

Update #130 A green Christmas

Meticulously merry salutations to you!

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I suppose they're not very meticulous given that they're this short. And now that I've complained about them they don't feel very merry either...

Cheers and salutations! There! That's merry and a half!

I can safely say at this point that a pre-Christmas release is not happening, but the scene is moving at a steady pace. There's...

Update #129 Hot in December

Excuse me? Is this the Netorare Hotline? Great, see I have a bit of an issue. Yeah, no my girlfriend is indeed cheating, she's very good at that in fact. No, see the issue is that instead of feeling arousal I instead feel something... weird. Mhm, yes it's kind of a tightening of the chest, tears start welling out of my eyes, why sometimes I even feel nauseous.

Mhm. No, I'm certain I'm in...

Update #128 Glögg is back on the menu

Hail, wanderer. In the months of eternal darkness there is but one shining light. It is indeed the warming embrace of glögg, our savior, our protector, our dearest friend. Hail our glögg overlords! Down with the glühwein imposters!

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What do you mean "seasonal alcoholic"? I keep telling you, this is how you survive winter!

Week started out pretty slow, had trouble getting...

Update #127 Too many animations

Yo! Gary B comin' at ya with another update from the underground! What do I mean by underground? Uh... I dunno. I guess this NTR+Futa genre thingy is niche enough to be called underground. Right? Well, I'm going to claim it to be so.

You see, the first step to selling out is to first manage to be underground. Or so I understand the concept anyway, I'm not exactly a scholar on the matter....

Update #126 A blend most savory

Chowdy! It's like howdy but with added chowder. Seeing as I have never had chowder, I don't know whether that's actually a good thing or not.

On the one hand I feel like I've gotten a solid amount done this week, on the other hand I'm still working on scene 13. I did tell you it was long. I have began working on the spicy scene though, and the first animation was freshly printed just toda...

Update #125 Sir Readsalot

Pst! You there! Yes, you. Do you know what one has to do to get a proper knightly title in this day and age? No? Darn. I got myself a sword and everything, but they confiscated it, talking about silly laws and what not. How am I supposed to slay evil beings if I can't have a sword?

Anyway, could you point me towards the nearest billionaire residency? Why? Never you mind that.

Appro...

Update #124 Steve the Sizzler

Hey, hey!

Steve-who? I hear you ask through the ether. Well, well, he's known by many names, Stevie Roast, and Lord of the Grill Phteven, among others.

Where am I going with this? I really don't know. Look, I just have things that pop into my brain that needs letting out, and this here is my safe space for doing so.

Based on the recent poll I can see you guys are quality con...

Poll #30 To HD or not to HD

Heyo!

Got a question for you about your preferences on quality vs size.

I'll need to give a little background information for this poll. When making renders, they are created as png files at sizes that usually range from 1.5MB to 2.5 MB or so.

I convert these to webp images with a minimum of compression added in, this reduces file size by ~75%. For a specific example, in epi...

Update #123 Ouch my eyes, I cannot see!

4-5-6, 'cause my face was hit by bricks!

7-8-9, give me elf-ears, I'll be fine!

Finally not stuck in scene 10 limbo anymore. Feels like I've run through a gauntlet or something with this stupid scene, and I fear that it's rather turned into a bit of a mess. Maybe it'll be a hot mess, maybe just a messy mess, time will tell.

For now, all that's left to do is put the renders and...

Update #122 Snotrocket science

Preparing for takeoff... *Inhales* Houston, we have liftoff! Oh, it's a mighty one! So yellow and shiny one might mistake it for mayonnaise!

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No, Tim, I do not think it would be "sciency" to have a taste, it would just be disgusting. You have to get your hands dirty for science? No, Tim, I think that-oh, you already ate it. You know what, Tim? You're fired!

Damned hard to ...

4k Extras #30 A Hallowed Wiener

Yo!

Not sure if it was the airplane or the airport, but it seems I've managed to catch a cold somewhere. Not to worry, it seems to be the mildest cold I've had in years, so while it's slowed me down, I've still gotten some stuff done during the week. Including this here Halloween set!

Biggest 4k set I've done in some time. Took quite a while, but I seem to feel oddly motivated aroun...

Update #121 WARNING: Wall of text incoming

Beep! Beep! This is your one and only warning, there are no more previews here. There's nothing to see here! Go home. Disperse. Only suffering and despair of your eyes await here. Away with you! Shoo! Oh no, here it comes! The wall! It's closing in on us! RUN!

Sooo... Vacation is over, I'm back. I always read a lot on vacation, this time I brought two books in order to ensure that I'd hav...

Update #120 The art of Bombadillian rambling

Hellooohooo! Oh toodledeedoo, how may I help you?

By never saying toodledeedoo again? You know I'll just come up with something more infuriating, right? I went to the Bombadil School of Talkilidoo, you know. (I know, I know, this is not Bombadillian at all, I'm just cracking a joke, okay? GET OFF MY CASE YOU TOLKIENATICS!)

So, as I mentioned last week, I'm going on vacation tomorrow...