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Ch 76 News Travels Part 2

After a momentary stop at the door, Robb abruptly slammed it open, startling his three siblings, who had their ears to the door, into scurrying back in panic as if they were a bunch of cats who were caught stealing milk.

"What were you doing?" Robb in a grave tone, trying his best impression of his father.

"Um,"

While Sansa and Bran guiltily looked away, Arya was just too exhi...

Ch 76 News Travels Part 1

A loud horn bellowed from atop the walls of the Winterfell, and almost immediately there was a quick flurry of activities as guards ran forward to open the gate.

A few minutes later, a small but wide procession consisting, of guards, hunters blacksmiths, and merchants arrived, some on horses and some on pulling carts. Leading from the very front were three Starks children, one big red-hai...

Ch 75 Storytime Part 2

There was silence for a few moments as everyone digested these intimate details about a man who stood at the very top of the food chain in Westeros, but Jon didn't stop for too long before starting again.

"In the large and black shadow of this man grew up his three brothers, they had to struggle fiercely to get even a little of the sun. Tygett tried to be his own man, but he could never m...

Ch 75 Storytime Part 1

"What are you doing?" Gared asked curiously as he climbed over the plank and saw Jon leisurely lying on a rocking chair on the deck, basking in the sun with an old leather book.

It had been a few hours since they had witnessed the infamous pirate king jump to his death in a disappointing show of cowardice.

Gared had wanted them to stay there on the cliff for a while to see if Ravage...

Ch 74 Inky Crush Part 3

"How did you even know they would be here?" Gared asked in a vexed tone as he saw Jon placing his second arrow through his bow and like clockwork, this one too was right on the dot and pierced straight through the back of the second guard who was trying to save the Pirate King, Ravager.

After they discovered the hidden exit inside the treasury, all four of them debated on whether to immed...

Ch 74 Inky Crush Part 2

Without waiting for a single second, Ravager immediately raised the lid of the chest, exposing the contents of the treasure chest.

Placed inside the chest were less than ten items, but each object was so distinctive and famous that any one of them could lead to a small war, and each had the capability of single-handedly raising a dirt-poor family into a rich noble one.

The simplest ...

Ch 74 Inky Crush Part 1

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! How the hell did it all come to this!" Ravager cursed frustratedly as he trudged through the damp dark tunnel under the light of a small torch held by the guard leading the way.

His neck was aching fiercely from having to lower his head so much, as whoever made this secret tunnel didn't seem to have a man his size in mind.

After seeing no hope for his pirate crew ...

Ch 20 Butterfly Effect? Part 2

And the result of the match was... an overwhelming win for Ron.

"Haha!! Too slow," Ron laughed heartily as he zoomed past the goalpost while smoothly slamming the fast-spinning quaffle off its course. 

With there being only two of them, there weren't many variations of the game that they could play while being competitive, so they went for the simplest contest.

Ginny woul...

Ch 20 Butterfly Effect? Part 1

Instead of going to his usual training spot near the river, Ron with his broom on his shoulder, skipped out of the front yard and jogged down the village road towards a large orchard fifteen minutes away from his home.

Ron didn't know if this Orchard belonged to someone and had been abandoned for years or if it was a natural one.

All he knew was that there were hundreds of different...

Ch 19 Grinding Part 2

While he had been hopeful, Ron hadn't expected that he would get quests from both his parents and not only that, but both of them were also serial quests, meaning that they were going to be a source of experience for quite a while.

And while his Father's quest was quick and easy, it was meh... but the one from his mother was quite good as it even gave him a skill. 

"Ah! Ron, yo...

Ch 19 Grinding Part 1

On the morning of the second day of his holidays, Ron woke up to the sound of his alarm...

And once again the first thing he noticed was the feeling of being lighter and healthier than ever before...

Even without looking in a mirror, he could deduce that his body had improved, and so with a hint of excitement in his eyes, Ron called for his status screen immediately to see what his ...

Ch 73 The Treasury? Part 2

Gared, Oberyn and all the sellswords tensed simultaneously while raising their weapons, ready for a fight, but the next scene they saw in front of them left them completely dumbfounded.

"Jon Snow?" asked the man, who looked a little too well-groomed to be a pirate, as he opened the heavy door and came out cautiously.

"The Advisor, I presume," Jon greeted him with a smile while raisi...

Ch 73 The Treasury? Part 1

"So are we going up or down?" Oberyn asked curiously while casually tapping his spear against his shoulder.

They were inside the caste at the moment, standing in front of two stone staircases with walls on both of its sides boxing it in, the one on the right was going up while the one on the left had steps leading down.

The path the three had taken to reach here had been a complete ...

Ch 18 Family Dinner Part 2

There were a few moments of silence before Ron decided to speak, "But father, is there anything the order is doing to stop this worst-case scenario?'

"Hmm, What do you mean? What can we do?"

"I mean there is obviously only one thing that You-know-who could do to grab a win for his candidate at the last moment... and that is to attack the other two candidates. So is order doing somet...

Ch 18 Family Dinner Part 1

The moment Ron entered his home, he was hit with the aromatic smell of dinner being cooked and almost immediately his starving stomach growled in hunger.

His mother was standing over the kitchen, waving her wand over three sets of knives making them simultaneously chop three different kinds of vegetables in different styles, all while the ladle inside the big pot on the stove was stirring...

Ch 17 Level Up +1 Part 2

"Phew! And now for the real test." Ron said before taking his wand out from his pocket.

He knew from his memories that Ron had never tried to cast any underage magic, at least not outside his house.

This meant that even if for some reason his deduction turned out to be wrong, and the ministry was able to pick up on his magic, he would still not be in too much trouble and wouldn't ge...

Ch 17 Level Up +1 Part 1

"How... is this possible..." His eyes shot wide open, and with his jaws slacked, Ron just stood there for a whole minute like an idiot, so shocking was the image he saw in the mirror.

His body, which just a few hours ago was the epitome of unhealthy with little to no muscle and a whole lot of fat in the middle, now looked like...

Well, it now looked exactly like he had expected it t...

Ch 72 The final Phase Part 2

"I-Is that an apple I see in your hand?" Oberyn asked with an incredulous look in his eyes, "Where in seven hells did you get an apple from, boy?"

"Oh, this..." Jon asked while raising the half-bitten apple in his hands, "It's from an orchard in Pentos..." he replied, shrugging nonchalantly before taking another bite, "I know it's quite shocking but there are apparently quite a few of tho...

Ch 72 The final Phase Part 1

"Where is the advisor?"

"I don't know, Captain. The last time I saw him..." Blackheart replied with a hint of pity in his eyes, "He said he was going to the privy..."

Almost all of the leaders had little chance to get sleep last night, but the Advisor had the worst of it. The man had been running to and fro, the whole night trying to keep everyone awake and alert... so it was unders...

Ch 16 First Workout Part 2

"That's perfect." Ron said with an eager look on his face as he indeed was quite hungry at the moment, "I'll be back in a five..." he shouted as he ran up the stairs to his room, and came back down less than five minutes later, with his sweaty T-shirt and pyjamas changed into his everyday clothes.

But as it turns out, he wasn't the first one to take a shot at breakfast that morning as his...

Ch 16 First Workout Part 1

The time on the alarm clock showed 5 am, the last hour of the night before the sun brought light into the world, it was the time when most people in this world, whether they be muggle or magic, were still sleeping.

And the Weasley household wasn't an exception to this, as even Molly Weasley the earliest riser of the household, didn't usually wake up until after six, which meant that almos...

Ch 71 Lazing under the stars Part 2

"They are going in," Bran whispered while squinting his eyes to see as much as he could in the light of the moon.

"I can see that boy," Oberyn replied to the obvious observation from the son of the Sellsword Captain.

Both of them were acting as scouts for the company and were hiding in thick bushes on a small hill about two kilometres away from the castle.

At that very moment,...

Ch 71 Lazing under the stars Part 1

The castle standing in the middle of the island of Grey Gallows was a small one, at least according to Westerosi's standards.

It was only made as a small outpost by Daemon Targaryen after his conquest of Stepstones, but considering the kind of man the Rogue Prince was, even as an outpost this castle wasn't too shabby.

Sleeping in the top-most room of this castle, the one that a few ...

Ch 15 How'd you do it? Part 2

"Do you think she would have been done by now?" Fred whispered while sneaking a peek at the silent door of their house.

"I think so... I mean, it's been more than an hour by now, even she shouldn't have the stamina to shout for that long. Would she?" George replied crouching beside his brother as they hid behind a bush some distance away from their house.

The twins knew better than ...

Ch 15 How'd you do it? Part 1

As he stood in front of his furious mother inside the kitchen of the Burrow, the house of the Weasley family, Ron was faced with a dilemma on how to deal with the situation he was currently in...

There were currently two schools of thoughts warring inside of him, two ways to soothe his furious mother, one stemming from the memories of Sam, and the other from Ron... and he was confused as ...

Ch 70 Phase 2 Part 2

The pirates responded to the attack in the absolute worst possible way... by panicking.

And the predators hiding in the dark didn't miss this chance so the next attack wasn't just a single shot but a rain of arrows consisting of at least thirty arrows falling upon the bumbling pirates like a hail of death, killing almost twenty of them.

"Argh! Fuck!!"

"There!! I saw it!! They ...

Ch 70 Phase 2 Part 1

"W-What?! What's all this ruckus about?!!" asked the disoriented pirate Rake as he woke up with a start and blearily looked around at the sudden commotion around him originating from all the pirates who were lying around him and sleeping just a few seconds but were now looking at something in the distance.

"I asked what the fuck is happening?!" he barked irritatedly at a nearby pirate whe...

Ch 14 Consequences Part 2

"By the way, did you see the look on Hannah's face," Ginny said to Hermione and Luna in a gossipy tone, "The girl was positively glowing since this morning and I hadn't seen the smile leave her face even once... She got quite lucky there, didn't she," she said with a faint hint of jealousy in her tone, making Hermione unconsciously nod her head in agreement.

And that was how their journey...

Ch 14 Consequences Part 1

"Seriously! What in the world were you even thinking?"

"Ugh! Hermione," Ron groaned while trying to shield his face from the morning rays coming from the window, "Please, not so loud!!" The poor red-haired Gryffindor wanted nothing more than to merge in his seat and disappear from this loud overly-bright world.

Last night's events were somewhat of a blur after they had been caught r...

Ch 69 Phase 1 Part 2

"Blrgh!" The drunk asleep pirate gurgled as Oberyn pulled his spear out of his throat but that was the last sound the pirate was able to make as he left this world with his eyes wide open in confusion and anger.

Oberyn looked up to find that almost all the rest were also done with their targets, in fact, half of their group were just standing idly by as this camp they had attacked only ha...