...and I haven't responded yet, please message me again!
Either Patreon has a glitch where it marked all my messages as "read", or maybe I was just super tired and opened them without responding (which doesn't make sense, I wouldn't do that, but who knows). But yeah!! I'm seeing messages that were marked as "opened" which I've never read before!
I hope n...
2021-01-11 06:19:21 +0000 UTC View Post
It's officially December 1st! Which means I'm playing Christmas music, drinking seasonal black teas, and sitting beside a roaring fire despite it still being 75 degrees where I live lol
For Christmas this year, I'm offering a 12 month 2021 calendar for $49.99 (includes shipping within the US), and if you...
2020-12-01 17:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be on Camsoda tonight at 7-8pm PST!
Don't be a stranger! $5 gets you in the door, for 30 minutes of live entertainment. I'll be doing two shows back-to-back, so $10 equals an hour of entertainment!
My camsoda username is HopelessSoFrantic... stop by and say hi, even if it's just to watch the free preview!
2020-11-11 17:15:45 +0000 UTC View Post
This preview is SFW! Subscribe to see NSFW ;)
2020-10-27 00:56:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, this is kinda a sad post and just me venting a little :(
Some of you know, I used to deal antiques. I worked at an antique mall and managed a goodwill. Antiques are my passion, and I’ve recently been showing you guys my vintage furniture restoration.
Well, when I moved to Southern California, I left some of my most valuable pieces in my grandma’s basement. A turn-of-the-cent...
2020-10-19 11:45:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy October :)
As many of you know, I’m a big fan of Halloween, but trick or treating isn’t happening this year, due to Covid.
This year, I’m mailing out Halloween Surprise Boxes that contain both tricks, and treats, from me!
It will include
I'll be on camsoda tonight at 8pm-9pm PT if you'd like to stop by and say hi! Username is HopelessSoFrantic
I'll be trying on some new lingerie and special pieces, so I hope to see you there ;)
2020-06-03 00:11:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Great news!
The Hopeless Adoption Railroad was a complete success. I traveled to Charleston, South Carolina to adopt out my korean meat trade foster. She is currently in her new home and thriving, but I'll get to that part in a sec.
Initially, the trip got off to a VERY rocky start. As many of you know, she has a bite history and is high “flight-risk” (the Dog Meat Trade co...
2020-06-02 21:04:45 +0000 UTC View Post
As I'm sure many of you know, I've been doing a lot of animal rescue work lately. This month, I fostered 11 different dogs, and most were at the same time! I still have 6 dogs in my house, and 7 in my care.
But I have big news! 5 of my foster puppies were adopted! 5 new families, thrilled to have their life changed. I found 2 of the adopters myself, and couldn't be ...
2020-05-24 18:47:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone!
My COVID-19 test results came back NEGATIVE, which means I'll be live-streaming with my mom on MFC on Mother's Day: this Sunday at 5pm PT!
My mom and I will be playing games like truth or dare and balloon pop, where you guys will be able to win prizes. It is free to watch the stream, but buy tokens in advance if you'd l...
2020-05-08 23:07:28 +0000 UTC View Post
See me get flexible in this month's yoga kink set :) Available now to the $50+ tiers!
2020-04-30 21:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Ditch this COVID-ridden planet and take a rocket ship to outer-space. In this month's $20+ tier set, see Emily Bloom and I as galactic space girls.
Link will be in the next post ;)
2020-04-23 00:50:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Boudoir is for everyone, no matter your shape, age, or gender-- It's about exuding confidence, learning about your shape, and feeling sexy.
When talking to my mom about my odd career path, she said, "You know, I didn't understand it at first, but I could really tell you love what you do. If I was your age again, maybe I'd have tried it out!"
I asked "Why not try it now?"
She s...
2020-03-31 18:59:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little sample ;) if you'd like to treat yourself and see the full 60+ image set, along with a backlog of other kink sets (latex, bondage, oil, etc), hop over to the $50 tier and enjoy <3
How do you feel about Alternative Hopeless? Should I bring her back?
**photographer ig: @bradbuilds
2020-03-21 23:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Took some pictures of my nuggets -- mom is a red mini husky and was dumped at my local shelter with her babies and sister. I usually try to avoid fostering puppies (they're a lot of work and I love the company of senior dogs), but I offered to be a last resort for them. No one else stepped up to the plate, so here they are with me! They're about 2 weeks old right now and I'll have them until th...
2020-03-18 21:27:33 +0000 UTC View Post
5 years, 7 months, and 5 days since I brought you home. You were so tiny and sick. The first week I had you, your vet visit was over $1000, and boy, you taught me how to budget well.
You fought cancer like a champ and held on until Monday, when your favorite vet tech would be there to help you pass. You told me when it was time, and I listened reluctantly. I know you were done with the ho...
2020-03-14 05:06:20 +0000 UTC View Post
He was supposed to leave the hospital 11am yesterday. He’s still fighting for his life. We’re going to do one more day of hospitalization, but if he can’t maintain his BG levels on his own, then there’s nothing else the doctors could do and he won’t be coming home with me.
By the end of the day I’ll know whether he’ll need to be humanely euthanized. I just ask tha...
2020-03-07 16:34:07 +0000 UTC View Post
If you didn't see on yesterday's reddit post, I’m working on a new game for MFC... Hopeless Monopoly! It’ll include Polaroids, prints, bras, and lots of other fun stuff. I’m going to stream on Valentine’s Day (username HopelessMFC at 8pm EST) and I’m thinking about doing a test stream of the game (to make sure everything works) Feb 10th at the same time!
Also I’m launching my ...
2020-02-04 19:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, howdy and Seasons Greetings!
We’ve reached the season of giving, and Misses Claus has lots of presents to give!
This month (and this month only), I will be doing a Holiday Special filled with never-seen-before goodies!
For this month only, $100 gets you a:
- 12 Month Calendar
- 1 Nude Polaroid
- 2 Signed Prints (8.5 x 11”)
- 1 USB...
2019-12-03 01:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to give the biggest of thank yous to both new patrons and long-time subscribers. I really am grateful I get to use this platform to interact with you and share my life and stories.
I've reached 140k subs in my subreddit, modeled with companies like Playboy, Penthouse, and Suicide Girls, and have been able to create gallery art internationally with some incredible artists. I'm abl...
2019-11-19 01:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m editing a set from Italy for you all :) Here’s a goofy preview. I’ve been shooting like hell lately, which is awesome. Artists I’ve worked with this month so far include @ellis_au, @2019-11-08 22:25:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Next month's set is from my stay in Budapest, one of the most underrated cities in Europe. The food was cheap and delicious, the city was clean and not overpopulated, and the architecture was incredible. I felt like I was walking through history... talking about Hungary, my Hungarian great grandfather (we called him Poppo) passed away last night. He was one of my favorite people; he survived ov...
2019-08-17 02:22:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, hopefully you ;) lol seriously! Some of these sets from Greece are so adorable. This is that red Calzedonia swimsuit I was talking about. Like it more than the yellow? I didn't do a shoot in the green bikini yet, but it's my favorite one of the three.
The full set features some cute foot jewelry, pool pics, and a stray cat I befriended! I tried flying him back to the US, but a...
2019-07-26 11:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post
So a little backstory, this bathing suit comes from a store called Calzedonia... it actually had tops that fit me and the whole bikini was $50. These swim shops are all over Europe, but I never heard of them back in the states. I picked out 3 bathing suits from them, one yellow, one green, and one red (which will be next months set!) It feels nice wearing swimwear that actually...
2019-07-26 10:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a mix of a couple different things, all shot by Allen Henson @therealallenhenson... 65 images for your pleasure
Throwback to long blonde hair too ;)
For everyone under $50, this pic is just the preview, the link will be in the next post and only accessible to the 50+ patrons~
2019-06-25 11:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostI'm at the hotel right now, after a great Day 1 (of three). Luckily, the other model in this seminar is one I already know! Amanda Kelly, who I met on a shoot with Emily Bloom) is here with me! She's launching her patreon today so I've been helping her with that :) Go Amanda!
The shooting location is ...
2019-06-01 07:34:57 +0000 UTC View Post
-Naughty tutor set with lots of pussy and butthole, yay! (if you wanna see what I look like in glasses)
-Launch patron discord
-Submit my website for approval from payment gateway (usually takes about a month for approval)
-Announce winners of Taiwan souvenirs
-SAVE SOME MOTHER FUCKING MEAT TRADE PUPS
-Document Korean meat trade/make promo video for nonprofit SaveK...
2019-05-01 21:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post"hey all!
Last month I noticed a massive decline in patrons and received 37 messages from patrons who said they keep trying to follow me but cant because their payment methods are being declined (payment methods include bank cards, visa gift cards and PayPal).
I just found out, after much research, that Patreon switched their bank to an overseas (not in the US) bank so w...
2019-05-01 21:49:26 +0000 UTC View Post
My ferret (Baby Boy or BB) was rushed to the vet this morning for being stumbly and not present. His BG was at 39, which is critically low-- lowest it's ever been. He could have died. We doubled his dose of prednisone and was given an antibiotic for his diarrhea. We're taking him off the raw diet for now and I'm trying grain-free raw instinct, hoping his poop solidifies. Ferrets are VERY picky ...
2019-04-02 21:37:41 +0000 UTC View PostI mean that. Mine was...kind of a bummer. But whenever I'm having a bad day, that means someone else in the world is having a really good one. And I hope that lucky person was you.
So, for those of you following me on snapchat, you saw I went hiking yesterday. I went to a hot spring in San Bernardino-- a ~5 mile moderately difficult (and beautiful) hike with my neighbors, their dog, their...
2019-03-18 05:30:37 +0000 UTC View Post