It might be another tenth-message from Patreon saying "Hey! We don't actually DO adult content; we just pretend to. And if you try to do any actual ADULT CONTENT, we are going to make it REALLY hard for you."
And so they need ALL the same paperwork that you need to become a citizen of most countries: social security number, birth certificate, mortgage statement, lease or rent agreement (n...
2023-10-24 04:29:27 +0000 UTC View Post"No, you can't slow it down, or anything. It just pauses, with this little button thingy, only your finger gets sore. Anyway, you have to use it up. You can't get away from that fact," Emma said, lying on her bed, propped against the pillows, huffing and gripping her swollen belly. Her two friends perched themselves on chairs by her bedside, watching anxiously. One of them with hopeful exciteme...
2023-10-09 20:48:13 +0000 UTC View PostI wrote this story up as an idea on Dimensions forum ages ago. The trouble with posting stories there, of course, is that I only found out afterward that they lock them and you can't change them once they are written. Grrrr! That's not how I work.
And to cap it all, they threw me off and told me I had to join up and become a paid member before I could post any more chapters. Hmph!
But ...
2023-10-05 10:19:11 +0000 UTC View Post... or how I hit the pause billing button.
"I'm not sure how well that will go down," said Eager Emily. She read through the post again. "Sounds like a title for a French film."
"What do you suggest?" asked Tired Emily.
She thought for a while. "How about... 'My life is on the pause'? Or maybe..." she looked up at Tired Emily, her eyes sparkling "I'm on hold with my life?"
... 2023-06-23 21:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostSo, here's the thing—I've come to a rather eye-
2023-05-28 08:59:32 +0000 UTC View PostDing.
Ding.
Ding.
With great effort, Olivia found her phone on the bedside table. After several failed attempts, she finally opened her eyes and focused on the screen. It was a message from Hannah. She appeared to have sent her some grocery list.: half a pound of bacon, half a pound of ham, half a dozen eggs, and half a loaf of bread.
"Cooking dinner for half a family?"...
2023-05-08 19:26:37 +0000 UTC View Post
It's no secret that the economy has changed the way we think about employment. With traditional jobs becoming increasingly scarce due to automation, more and more people are turning to alternative career paths.
Meet Jordan, a 23-year-old college graduate who was struggling to find work in her field as a graphic designer. Desperate for a job, she stumbled upon an advertisement for a new ty...
2023-05-04 09:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
From the Museum guide:
Demeter reigned supreme as the Goddess of Harvest, Fertility and Food. Resplendent in her luscious curves, she was the embodiment of abundance and prosperity.
Her smile could turn the most barren of lands into fertile paradises, overflowing with plump fruits and succulent grains.
Demeter's touch would make rivers run thick with liquid gold...
2023-04-23 05:36:19 +0000 UTC View Post
From the news article:
Emily E.W., a self-proclaimed cake enthusiast, plunged into the realm of toy design with a groundbreaking vision: to create Barbies that genuinely reflected contemporary human proportions. Drawing inspiration from her own delightfully unique physique, she embarked on a mission to develop the "My Real Barbie"™ collection.
Boasting distinctive features such ...
2023-04-18 19:17:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Cheers from (currently rainy) Japan.
It's Ichigo (strawberry) season, when sakura blooms and certain, unnamed people stuff their faces with strawberry cakes.
2023-03-26 10:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The Lunar corporation sent me to Japan, where I'm typing this from my bed in a tiny, bite-size apartment. Something plays a music down on the street - probably a garbage truck, because in Japan everything HAS to play something or talk to you or preferably both. I've spent more time here than I care to admit (2nd time this year) for many weeks at a time. (And yet the only Japanese word I know is...
2023-03-22 00:42:01 +0000 UTC View PostThey left the creamery and headed back to the kitchen. The night was dark and humid. Right in front of them, the lights of the main house flickered like two fireflies, and at a distance, some animal made its eerie night noise.
Olivia shivered. She was an easy prey. Forget running; tonight, she had serious issues walking. She had really pushed herself with the second batch. Hannah just kep...
2023-03-19 05:21:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Pack your bags, folks! It's that time of the year again when Emily turns into a jet-setting globetrotter, leaving a trail of confused airport security guards and empty duty-free shops in her wake. Yes, you heard it right, she's back at it again, with her unquenchable thirst for adventure, a heart full of wanderlust, suitcases full of snacks and questionable fashion choices. So, fasten your seat...
2023-03-16 18:54:54 +0000 UTC View Post
In the ten years since the LunaTic Corporation's Moon Base opened, one aspect of life on the lunar surface has gained increasing popularity: the so-called Plumper Pods. (The official name is Gravity Orbital Offset System Equipment or GOOSE)
These small, comfortable rooms where residents can rapidly gain weight to counteract the effects of low gravity have become an essential part of the L...
2023-03-11 09:46:36 +0000 UTC View Post"I told you it's like a cloning experiment that worked too well," Sarah said, nudging Olivia with her elbow.
Alyssa Sanders was a big girl. She seemed even larger than Jenna. Her massive belly slapped against her pink leggings, and her plump arms spilled out of her white shirt's sleeves. She looked more like Jenna's twin than her best friend.
"But I don't think the crayons we brough...
2023-02-26 21:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hark! Beholdeth, yet another glorious image, upon which I hath toiled and striven to elevate its minutiae and particulars to heights unfathomable.
2023-02-23 17:58:09 +0000 UTC View PostOlivia slowly opened one eye.
"What the hell happened?" she groaned, but her voice sounded more like an angry bear speaking Dutch than her usual chirpy self. As she tried to sit up, a wave of nausea hit her like a freight train. This was the worst hangover she's ever had. Her mouth felt as dry as a butter stick wrapper.
"I'm not an expert, but I think we all got shit-faced," Sarah said...
2023-02-15 23:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Your Most Gracious Majesty.
With the utmost humility, I beg to convey that the bestowal of copious food to your illustrious female guards has yielded only a modicum of success.
Although their vigour and prominence have risen significantly, I must inform Your Majesty with the heaviest of hearts that a significant number of them have already relinquished their swords owing to their in...
2023-02-14 08:45:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe alarm clock in her head started beeping, and the train stopped. "Dammit," she thought. That's her stupid luck, just as she was about to enter the ice cream cart. But in a way, it was good news because Olivia was almost certain she had forgotten to pack her swimsuit.
She opened her eyes with a mix of disappointment and relief. No, she wasn't zooming through the countryside on lig...
2023-02-06 07:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gravity-Defying Secret
The LunaTic corporation's Moon Base has been a rousing success, with humans residing and working on the lunar surface for the past five years. One defining aspect of this feat is the physical transformation required for those who call the moon home.
You have basically two options to counteract the low gravity (to avoid bone and muscle lo...
2023-02-03 06:52:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This concept had been sitting on my hard drive for over two months.
I've always wondered what would happen to the books on the lower shelves if the librarian continued to grow bigger and bigger. Now I know. You have to admit that librarians have a certain allure.
In the library, books on shelf
Lived a librarian, proud of herself
She loved to read and loved to eat
Her ass gr...
If plates of food were a group of clowns and Olivia's stomach was a Fiat 500, it would have been a perfect setup for a visual gag. Instead, it was just called lunch.
It was a rerun of the breakfast but this time on a superior scale. No matter how much Olivia tried, she couldn't figure out what number goes after octuplets.
It all began quite calmly with a plate of meatballs swi...
2023-01-23 23:39:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A short series based on a "found diary".
2023-01-14 19:51:11 +0000 UTC View Post
A short series based on a "found diary".
2023-01-12 20:39:35 +0000 UTC View Post
A short series based on a "found diary".
2023-01-12 04:55:18 +0000 UTC View Post
A short series based on a "found diary".
2023-01-12 03:17:31 +0000 UTC View Post
