64/100
Spent a lot of May feeling as if there were just too damn much going on with May. You've got the lazy eye that makes her a social outcast (swiftly corrected); you've got the creepy-ass doll whose voice seems to intermittently be in her head; you've got her general attraction to all things sick and twisted, such that she not only gets turned on by the student-film ...
2025-12-08 01:27:31 +0000 UTC View Post
60/100
Irresistible for about 40 minutes, thanks to the human Borrowers’ treasure trove of self-shot video—this project was surprisingly well-documented for the pre-smartphone era, and often shot from a variety of well-chosen angles that cut together beautifully, as if they anticipated a documentary being made from their footage somewhere down the line. Moving/construction mo...
2025-12-05 22:18:36 +0000 UTC View Post
64/100
Improvisation rarely appeals to me, instrumental noodling still less, so I’ve never listened to Keith Jarrett’s The Köln Concert. Nor has Köln 75 exactly jump-started my interest—hardly surprising, since the movie basically ends when Jarrett sits down (and Nina Simone’s rendition of “To Love Somebody” plays over what little of the concert we...
2025-12-05 03:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
57/100
Dirty pool to have my standard walk-out point (at ⅓ of total runtime) fall just as the choirgirls’ game of Truth or Dare is heating up. (Dared to kiss the prettiest girl in the convent—that’s where they’re rehearsing, for no terribly good reason other than amping up sacred v. profane—our bashful, anxious protagonist winds up planting one on a statue of the Virg...
2025-12-04 23:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post
33/100
Second viewing, last seen during its 1992 U.S. theatrical release. Having loved Leconte’s previous film, Monsieur Hire, I was stoked for his follow-up; at year’s end, however, it made my list of ’92’s biggest disappointments, alongside the likes of Death...
2025-12-04 03:59:54 +0000 UTC View Post
62/100
Was After Hours mentioned in the press kit or something? I see virtually no resemblance outside of both being set in lower Manhattan (it’s not even the same neighborhood, East Village rather than SoHo; I lived on 11th St. between B and C almost exactly when this film takes place*, felt very nostalgic) and featuring Griffin Dunne as a guy named Paul. Oh, and I gu...
2025-12-03 14:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostAs a reminder: These are brief (though they always wind up growing longer and longer) thoughts on films that I'm revisiting mostly just because it's been at least 20 years and I’m feeling nostalgic and/or want to have a rating for them. Mostly stuff that's about to be removed from a streaming service to which I subscribe, so far. See the 2025-12-01 21:09:52 +0000 UTC View Post
40/100
From apathy to enmity: a journey. Spent the movie’s first hour or so faintly bored, which seems almost inevitable—it’s essentially a biopic focused on the celebrated person’s wife and small children, about whom virtually nothing is known. Even the cause of Hamnet’s death is a mystery. (Hell, we don’t even know for sure what people called Mrs. Shakes, a detail o...
2025-12-01 01:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post
49/100
Crippled by rampant phoniness, plus some surprising ineptitude. I don’t blame Billy Crudup, who salvages that scene as best he can from beneath a singularly unflattering haircut, but the whole “Now I’ll drop the mask and reveal how much I despise and resent you” thing, following a prolonged period of feigned flattery/obsequiousness, never ever plays for me—it’s...
2025-11-30 02:16:05 +0000 UTC View Post
50/100
One of the long-forgotten indie films I “reviewed” (in 100-word capsules) for Entertainment Weekly back in the late ’90s bore the cringeworthy title I Love You, Don’t Touch Me! And that’s more or less the dynamic here, exemplified by the way that May is introduced hiding from Eddie in the bathroom, terrified, but also primping herself for him in...
2025-11-29 20:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post
73/100
That '86 Soderbergh notebook entry became sex, lies and videotape...and also serves as a perfect logline for the remarkable, relatively little-known Soviet silent feature Bed and Sofa, which doesn't of course involve homemade pornos but is nonetheless arguabl...
2025-11-27 04:27:30 +0000 UTC View Post
54/100
Avoided this for many years because it looked like non-stop Fallacy of the Profane Granny. Nuns snorting coke and shooting heroin! A convent decorated with Marilyn Monroe and Raquel Welch pin-ups! There's a tiger roaming around for some reason! And all of that's not not somewhat tiresome for me, truth be told. But I was surprised to discover that Dark Habits <...
2025-11-26 23:51:27 +0000 UTC View Post
66/100
Let me note first my single favorite thing about this movie: Its original title, Sciuscià, turns out to be not the Italian word for "shoeshine" (as I'd always assumed), but rather a transliteration of how the Neapolitan accent pronounces that English word. It's as if a Japanese film were titled, say, Suturoberi Aisukurimo. (Matthew Butcher incom...
2025-11-25 05:49:57 +0000 UTC View Post
59/100
Raves: not even once.
[I guess there's one minor SPOILER below.]
Harrowing, to be sure, and it's arguably my own fault that the punishment our heroes(?) endure seemed wildly disproportionate. Or maybe Laxe's contextualization is overly subtle. In any case, it didn't register at the outset that some enormous world conflict's a-brewin', and late...
2025-11-24 01:23:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Shoeshine got off to a quick lead in last week's request poll but was ultimately overtaken by Landscape Suicide. This week, it handily beat Branagh's Henry V and the new Running Man, pulling in 51% of the vote. This seems to me like one of the most notable classics I still haven't seen, though when I checked They Shoot Movies' list I was surprised to find tha...
2025-11-22 01:37:24 +0000 UTC View Post
53/100
Something I assumed about Oscar: Sylvester Stallone plays a character named Oscar. (Oscar doesn't show up until 40 seconds before The End.)
Something else I assumed about Oscar: Stallone hangs Harold Lloyd–style from a clockface at ...
2025-11-22 00:53:21 +0000 UTC View Post
63/100
Looking up where I could watch Landscape Suicide (Tubi, surprisingly, but see Anal-Retentive Title Corner below), I inadvertently glimpsed the first few lines of a description, which read: "Benning continues his examination of Americana in this film through the stories of two murderers. Ed Gein was a Wisco..." It cut off there, but Gein's name alone was ...
2025-11-20 05:22:04 +0000 UTC View Post
53/100
Not the warped fairytale I'd assumed (based on every promotional still), for better and worse. Better in that Hadžihalilović's strengths are largely suggestive, intimating another, stranger world at the threshold of our own; when she went full-bore surreal with Earwig, the eerie magic dissipated. Ice Tower plays footsie with the phantasmagoric but is ar...
2025-11-18 23:50:27 +0000 UTC View Post
56/100
Second viewing, last seen at Anthology Film Archives' complete Cronenberg retro in 2002...during the course of which I also first watched Rabid and found that to be Shivers' much more accomplished near-identical sibling. A recent revisit saw me slightly less impres...
2025-11-18 03:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post
63/100
Can't imagine ever being anything but excited to see Cattet & Forzani ask themselves questions like "How can we create something visually spectacular from four quick shots of a man walking down a hotel corridor, stopping at the door to his room, then glancing over at the room next to his?" (Their answer includes, for one of those four shots, cinema's most striking geom...
2025-11-17 03:41:53 +0000 UTC View Post
50/100
Title's final word does a lot of load-bearing work here. To be fair, so does Tom Sweet's presence (more than his performance per se; he mostly just looks absolutely perfect, a real casting coup) as the pre-pubescent despot-to-be. And Leader's magnificently led by Scott Walker's almost unbearably intense, keening orchestral score, which I've owned...
2025-11-15 23:18:28 +0000 UTC View PostHope so, since Landscape Suicide came from behind (or so various comments suggest; I wasn't paying attention myself) to eke out a victory over Shoeshine in this week's request poll, with Splitsville a distant third. While I try not to read about films in advance, my eye inadvertently caught just enough while I was looking up where this one can be found (on Tubi, impro...
2025-11-15 02:26:18 +0000 UTC View Post
57/100
Second viewing, last seen 24 June 1995. (My screening log indicates that I rented it from Kim's Video between theatrical viewings that same day of Apollo 13 and Party Girl—the one starring Parker Posey, not the one directed by Nick Ray.) Watched it this time in honor of the late Tatsuya Nakadai, who steals the movie as a bitterly cynical fellow seminary...
2025-11-15 02:10:33 +0000 UTC View Post
56/100
Honestly, I didn't even need the high-concept premise. Would happily have watched an entire movie about Seth Rogen as a blowhard finance bro and Aziz Ansari as his put-upon personal assistant. Just watching them riff about anything is a good time.
ROGEN: You got a hot date? What's the plan?
ANSARI: Eh, somethin' low-key. Prob'ly go get tacos.
ROGEN: Tacos?! Wh...
62/100
Anyone know Tsui's colored-gel budget for this sucker? Every dollar withheld from F/X work—released the same year that Jurassic Park made it clear that digital was the future, Green Snake features tsunamis that look charmingly as if some P.A. just tossed a large bucket of water perpendicular to the camera lens—evidently went into creating a singular g...
2025-11-13 08:17:20 +0000 UTC View PostAs I noted in the most recent Quibi post, my October rewatches of Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist (85/100) and In My Skin (74/100) were preparation for a podcast appearance on The Unwatchables on which both were discussed. That episode is 2025-11-11 19:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post
42/100
Dunno if I'd say there are actual spoilers below, but I do give away a pretty funny joke right off the bat.
Like all of my friends who've seen Sentimental Value, I cracked up when Stellan Skarsgård's art-film director gifted his roughly 10-year-old grandson with DVDs of Irreversible and The Piano Teacher (though I'm old e...
2025-11-11 01:52:23 +0000 UTC View Post
59/100
Easily the most remarkable thing about Loktev's epic documentary project (Part II: Exile, due sometime next year, will apparently also run somewhere around five hours) is that she began shooting about four months before Putin invaded Ukraine, with no expectation that war was imminent. Her original idea was simply to profile some of the courageous young women worki...
2025-11-10 01:42:25 +0000 UTC View Post
76/100
Second viewing, last seen at NYU (seems to have been a class on early sound in Hollywood; I wasn't actually taking it, just sitting in on screenings) in 1995. Were I to draft a list of the most purely likeable characters in cinema history, Willie Hale, as embodied-more-than-played by Ronald Colman, would be way up near the top, alongside Lloyd Dobler and Jane Craig; Th...
2025-11-08 19:42:13 +0000 UTC View Post
55/100
Best of the three films, though that's not saying much. (I'd intended to catch up with Ostensible Finale on I see now it's Peacock, who knows when, but was in San Jose for a coup...
2025-11-08 02:07:34 +0000 UTC View Post