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December Secret Bonus Thing: The Producer

December's Secret Bonus Thing is a special optional archetype for Podcast From Another World. Both The Bugle and What a Time to Be Alive have producers who only occasionally chime in, and I realized that Chris and Shelby from those podcasts make an ideal model for someone who wants to act as a facilitator for e.g. convention games of PFAW.

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December Thing of the Month: Hellcast

Now that I'm over COVID, it's past time to get caught up. The Thing of the Month for December is the first draft of Hellcast, an alternate setting for Podcast From Another World where the human host is a recently deceased person who went to hell and their punishment is to do a podcast where they have a mixture of famous sinners and demons as guests. The 2023-01-07 16:50:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Meet the New Year, Hopefully Not the Same as the Old Year

If you’re wondering why it’s been a while since I last posted anything here, basically to round out the year, the universe apparently decided to send me a series of unpleasant curveballs.

My roommate decided to quit his job to pursue a PhD. He’s an awesome guy and I want him to succeed, but I have clinical anxiety so I had a bit of a nervous breakdown over the possibility of him mov...

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November Secret Bonus Thing: The Sleepy Dragon

This is the result of trying out SleepQuest for myself, an adorable little story about a very sleepy dragon stuck in the Demon King's castle.

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November Thing of the Month: SleepQuest

More than once I’ve had people suggest doing some kind of solo RPG/journaling game. They’re an interesting medium, and also a way to get around my current difficulties with getting people together. I have a list of about a dozen ideas, and I’ve now finished a one-page journaling game called “SleepQuest.” The primary inspiration for it is the anime/manga Sleepy Pri...

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October Secret Bonus Thing: Mad Professors

This month's Secret Bonus Thing is another Secret Bonus Table. I decided to do something I'd just have fun with, and apparently that means more old timey silliness, this time around a table for generating names of mad professors like The Shocking Phineas L.L. Snickleheimer or Mistress Lachryma X. Lemonchopper.

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October Musings: Lessons Learned

Not unlike with TTRPGs, I’ve wanted to write stories pretty much since I understood that they’re a thing that a person can write. People seem to think I have a certain talent for dialogue, but I’ve always struggled with plotting. Not every kind of prose writing depends on plot, whether it’s nonfiction or literary fiction that emphasizes other aspects, but a lot of what I want t...

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October Thing of the Month: Matters of Faith

I ended up following some members of the Jewish community on Twitter. Part of it is that they’re good people (there are of course Jewish jerks out there, including Jews who are jerks to other Jews for flimsy reasons), and part of it is that they regularly get into arguments with the more unpleasant kinds of Christians, people who are ill-equipped to handle the fact that Jews didn’t all conv...

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September Secret Bonus Thing: Names We Generate in the Shadows

This month's Secret Bonus Thing is a Secret Bonus table, for generating names of vampires in the style of the hit FX series What We Do in the Shadows. Read the introduction in Lazslo's voice for extra comedy fun times!

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September Thing: Podcast From Another World

This month's Thing of the Month is the current version of Podcast From Another World! This is a weird hybrid of improv and tabletop role-playing, heavily inspired by the Hello From the Magic Tavern podcast. In it, you sit down and pretend to be doing a podcast from a fantasy world, posting the audio to...

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September Musings: Honorably Honoring My Honor

I’ve been working on my 90s anime comedy fantasy RPG Dragon World off and on for nearly a decade now, and I really need to finish and publish it, for a variety of reasons. When that’s out of the way I want to do some supplements, including alternate settings. One that I started on a little bit is “El Kazad,” which draws on weirder bits of fantasy like Bastard!! and the...

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Changing Direction

It’s been a while since I had regular Patreon updates, and I’m realizing that it’s a symptom of a shift in focus that I’ve been going through over the past few years now. Between my extant personality, having such a hard time getting friends together to actually play, and a deep cynicism about the industry, I’m not quite as enthusiastic about TTRPGs as I used to be. I haven’t given ...

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The Pausing Will Continue Until Productivity Improves

I’ve now had this Patreon on pause for like 4 months in a row, and it’s fun because Patreon only lets you pause for one month at a time, so if you forget (which I’ve somehow managed to avoid) it goes ahead and charges patrons.

I’m still kicking, and ever so slowly getting back into properly working on various creative endeavors. Life has been stressful, and that doesn’t seem lik...

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A New Year, Another Pause

Remember like a million years ago when 2016 was the terrible year we couldn’t wait to see the end of? Like John Oliver did a video where he blew up a huge 2016 sign? Then every year after tried to contend for worst year in recent memory? Sigh.

I try not to put too much stock into digits flipping over, bu...

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January Musings: No F***ing Thanks

A few years ago I was on the way home from a job interview when I had a powerful case of l'esprit d'escalier (“the spirit of the staircase”), the thing where you think of the perfect thing to say after it’s too late. They’d asked if there was something about me that they’d learn after work...

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December Musings: This Time It’s Persona(l)

I recently finished a second play through of Persona 5 Royal, and I’d gone through regular Persona 5 twice before that. I’m a big fan of the series, in case you couldn’t tell. Playing it a second time was more just because I felt like it than anything—I’d done a second playthrough of Shantae and the Seven Sirens a bit before—though some interesting things ...

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October Anime Oracle: Sunset Village

Does being kinda sorta on-theme count if it's late? Well, here's an Anime Oracle for heartwarming tales with supernatural stuff in rural Japan, which is to say very much in the vein of Golden Sky Stories.


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A 3D Christmas Bonus

As I mentioned in a Musings post, this year I decided to give mostly 3D printed Christmas gifts, and for most of them I was able to find something on Thingiverse. There was one gift that I ended up commissioning a guy to do an original design for, which is a dice tower in the shape of an arcade cabinet. I'm really happy with the results, and I wanted to share it with you guys. I don't know how ...

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November Musings: Tangible Things

Kyle Kinane is one of my favorite standup comedians, and on Trampoline in a Ditch, his most recent comedy album, he did a bit about how retired guys get into model trains because it’s a little world where they’re the boss. During the pandemic I adopted some new hobbies and got deeper into others, an...

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October Secret Bonus Table: Divination Methods

This month's secret bonus table is for generating methods of divination, in case you need a hot new mancy to tell the future or something.


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October Musings: Being Funny

I discovered System Mastery a year or two ago, and it quickly became one of my favorite podcasts. In it, Jef and Jon go over old and usually bad RPGs and crack jokes along the way. One thing that’s emerged is how comedy RPGs are bad more often than not. There are some gems like Ghostbusters, but a lot of unfort...

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September Anime Oracle: Blood Legacy

This month's Anime Oracle is "Blood Legacy," which is for cool vampire stuff, and it's the reason I'm re-watching the original Vampire Hunter D movie from 1985. Also, it was an good excuse to dust off Exocet a.k.a. The Diablo/Planescape Font.


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September Secret Bonus Table: Your Horoscope

Hey, I'm nearly caught up somehow! This month's (and for once it actually is _this_ month's) Secret Bonus Table lets you quickly generate a horoscope that will be just as factual as the one in your local paper or one of those YouTube channels.


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July Secret Bonus Table: Death Metal Generator

A special double secret bonus table, with band names and album/song names from death metal.

Fun Fact: All of the good death metal fonts cost money.


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July Anime Oracle: Fantasy Adventure

Another anime oracle! I'm getting some momentum on these or something! This time it's for fantasy adventures!


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June Secret Bonus Table: Fake Cures

As I continue getting caught up, have a table of "alternative" cures, which is to say things that are alternatives to getting actual medicine.


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June Anime Oracle: Magical Darkness

June's belated table pack is another anime oracle, this one for dark magical girl stuff, I guess because I'm doing what I know.


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September Musings: The Memes, Jack

Over the past decade or so I reached a point where I’m relatively good at actually finishing RPGs I start. My record for novels is not so good, with only one finished so far. That’s Nekomimi Land, which I periodically picked up and put down for about a decade before waking up one day in November of 2016 and resolving to finish it to deal with the realization that the world is a wor...

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May Secret Bonus Table: Totally Not Magic

I'm not entirely sure what it was that led me to make this table--I think it might've been dunking on Giantlands or something? In any case this is a satirical table making fun of the thing where an RPG will have what amounts to magic but give it a weird name, especially if they pretend it's something groundbreaking when it had spell slots from 1974.

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May Table Pack: Fantasy Events

This is one that I've been wanting to do for a while, and for whatever reason I suddenly had the motivation to get it done.


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