Greetings and salutations to all
You
Bright
Beautiful
Badass
Ninjas
As per usual, I shall begin this long overdue update with yet another Ode/Ted Talk/Epic Saga about how much I fucking LOVE Every. Single. One of You.
I must must be the luckiest writer ...
2022-01-29 07:59:38 +0000 UTC View PostSup my miraculous ninjas
Thanks to all of you who responded to the surveeeeeey
I need to know these things to direct my limited energy in productive directions
Once again, you guys are still the only reason I make my rent, so THANK. YOU. FOR. ALL. THIS.
The Chapter is upcoming, and I plan to post a substantial update soon, but in the meantime, I figured I'd let you in on...
2021-12-02 15:13:16 +0000 UTC View PostHello Ninjas!
Hi!
My name is Nina, and I'll be helping Sable with their Patreon content. Our ultimate goal is to provide you with more consistent, awesome content as we continue on this journey! We are so excited to share new ideas, content, and rewards with you, but would like feedback on what you most want to see!
Our current plan is to make tiered acce...
2021-09-28 00:14:06 +0000 UTC View PostHello
Again
Ooof.
Look, like I've mentioned before, if you guys are still here, supporting me, if you still have faith in my inconsistent ass, if you're still out there worrying about ME despite the fuckery that is the world at large right now, YOU are why I am still writing.
You are the reason why when I drag my broke ass through my shitty job, I can still find th...
2021-07-23 20:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostHere the sucker is at long fucking last.
2021-03-08 07:05:10 +0000 UTC View PostITS DONE. IVE CUT IT OFF WHERE I'M HAPPY WITH IT. CHAPTER 35 PART ONE IS COMPLETE.
IT'S UP IN SIX PARTS, I'LL BE UPLOADING THE COMPLETE CHAPTER FOR ALL MY NINJAS HERE SHORTLY.
AS SOON AS IT'S EDITED TO MY STANDARDS IT'LL BE GOING UP ON AO3 AT LONG LAST.
A YEAR AND CHANGE LATER.
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YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AS USUAL.
2021-03-08 06:57:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, wasssup, greetings in the apocalypse and whathaveyou
SO.
I have come to a realization working on this chapter
And that realization is that this motherfucker is TOO DAMN LONG
It's inching up on 50 pages, I'm not nearly finished, and my brain won't let me cut out SHIT.
So as of now, there will be a part 1 and a freaking part 2.
Like the final flick in...
2021-02-11 16:19:08 +0000 UTC View PostShe entertains the concept of more sleep for about a third of a second, but she recognises an exercise in futility when she sees one and cross-kicks that idea right out the window. Instead, she shoves her tense, exhausted body into motion without mercy, forcing her stiff muscles into morning stretches.
It’s only then that she notices Gaara.
He’s perched on the edge of the window...
2020-12-31 23:30:18 +0000 UTC View PostI know it been... quite a while since I've been on here, so let me say this before anything else:
You guys have always been amazing. You are easily some of the most powerfully supportive fans anyone could ask for. Period. That's just Fact.
You've all always been historically tolerant of my ghosting– I know I'm inconsistent, it's a product of how my brain deals wit...
2020-12-31 21:32:45 +0000 UTC View PostLater, when Naruto is asleep again and the house is quiet once more, Kakashi kneels on the back porch beneath the stars, looking out over the garden.
The sealing key and the Raijuu scroll lay before him, one a weapon, one a freedom. Both come with a choice Kakashi swore he’d never make, an action he swore he’d never take. To chance, to risk, to do more.
He is d...
2020-08-06 23:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis week on baby ninja watch:
Hana watching Kiba through the living room window: "Moooooom!"
Tsume butchering a whole-ass cow in the kitchen: "WHAT."
Hana: "Moooom, he's doing it again!"
Tsume: "DOING WHAT?"
Hana: "MOM."
Tsume emerging from the kitchen in a frilly apron covered in bovine entrails: "W H A T ? !"
Hana pointing out the wi...
2020-08-06 22:43:52 +0000 UTC View PostYou asked for it, and here it is.
Currently Relevant Tags:
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2020-07-19 23:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on Ninja Baby Watch:
Nara Yoshino, watching her normally lazy af son pour over two dozen stacks of seemly normal reports: "What in the nine hells is that boy doing?"
Nara Shikaku, mostly asleep on the couch: "He's waging war, Yoshi. Leave the kid alone."
Yoshino, aghast: "He can't wage a war by himself yet! He's not even sixteen!"
Shikaku, exasperated: "He's no...
2020-07-19 20:16:13 +0000 UTC View PostHoly shit guys long time no see.
First off I feel like I owe the most wonderful subscribers on earth bit of an explanation.
So many of you fantastic people have been sending me, ME, messages checkin in, asking if I'm okay, and this is a personal shout out to all the people who support me despite the spotty updates and PARTICULARLY those kind enough to worry about ME things are going...
2020-06-30 06:55:39 +0000 UTC View PostThis week on; Guess that Dysfunctional Ninja Pair!
First to guess right gets a picture of my cat :p
“We’re lost.”
“We are not lost, you little shit. I know exactly where we are.”
“So that’s not the same grove of pines we passed a half-hour ago?”
“No. This is fire country. There are trees everywhere. It’s the...
2020-05-19 23:20:30 +0000 UTC View PostSome of Kakashi’s concerns must show on his face because Pakkun barks again, irritated. “Stop.” He rears up, placing his paws on Kakashi’s chest so he can talk right in his face. “We’re household summons, boss. We’re best at scouting and home protection and that kinda shit– not full combat. You need full combat. You know that. We’ve always known that...
2020-04-14 17:05:43 +0000 UTC View PostSo I am no longer working thanks to the COVID apocalypse, (I was in an essential health field that is now non essential) which yes, does suck, but also means I HAVE NOTHING BUT FREE TIME.
SO GET READY FOR YOUR FAVORITE EMOTIONAL DUMPSTERFIRES.
Also, to Eleanor and Annika, my first ever Kiss 26 winners, your rewards are finally almost done after the Great Fuzzy Disaster 2020, you've ...
2020-04-14 16:47:01 +0000 UTC View PostKakashi: *staring dead eyes at literal ghost fires dancing on the graves of his ancestors*
"Well thats a bit dramatic."
Naruto: *staring with sunshine eyes at giant sand monstrosity Shukaku*
"Ima pet him"
Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Ryouta Probably; "nNOO"
2020-04-14 16:38:37 +0000 UTC View PostA solid page of lovely Kakashi Angst TM. Hang onto your trousers theres more where this came from.
I regret nothing.
~Sable
Minato had never intended for the limiters to be permanent.
Kushina had designed them carefully, to hold firm but also to dissolve as gently as they were applied, to be removed like a pair of old gloves when they were no longer...
2020-03-23 14:57:17 +0000 UTC View PostFirst of I'd like to thank everyone on here for being patient (even though some of you have been less patient not that I blame you) for the lack of updates in the past few months. My lifeline to my writing is my computer (damn wonderful electric block) which I use for practically every scrap of my writing.
Another thing you should know about me is that I'm paranoid about where I save my w...
2020-03-23 14:47:44 +0000 UTC View PostToday on Sable yells at Trashfire Ninja Babies:
Me: "Genma, honestly, calm down it's not a kill count conte–"
Genma: "THATS 42 BAKI GET WRECKED"
"Okay Gaara, fin– FINE YOU CAN HAVE BOTH JFC"
"Shikamaru, sweetie, you can chill back on the deathvibes the sound four are already pissing their pants and I need them alive to fuck w...
2019-12-13 23:41:07 +0000 UTC View PostToday on Sable Yells at Trashfire Ninja Babies:
“Honestly Kakashi I’m trying to sort out the individual pieces of garbage in your emotional dumpsterfire will you please sit still for a quarteR OF A SECOND.”
“Gaara, Gaara, baby, do you want homicide or cuddles you have to pick one.”
*Is bludgeoned over the head with Hayate feels* “wheERE DID YOU COME FROM...
2019-12-06 23:25:41 +0000 UTC View PostRaffle Draws are in! Thank so much to everyone who has signed up so far, the support over the last week alone has been crazy fantastic! Remember that everyone who signed up in December (Jounin or Kage) have until the 28th to send me their ticket submissions! Please do, I want all of you to have a shot at wining! Kage, remember that your submissions count for three tickets, so if you want ...
2019-12-05 00:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! I just wanted to post the parameters for the kiss 26 Raffle! Just pick two of your favorite Naruto characters or one of your favorite ships from OHH, and then pick a theme from the list below! At the end of the month I'll draw a lot from the Jounin and Kage Ticket Submissions, and write a 5-10 page short!
