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Chapter 342

Ann Arbor, Michigan - 5:17 PM

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[[Guild Chat]]

Bethany: The Abomination is complete.

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While we were all distracted with the Heavenly Host and the Ann Arbor natives, whether trading tips, getting to know each other, or allowing the kids to play hide-and-seek with an a...

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Chapter 341

Michigan Stadium, Ann Arbor, Michigan - 2:22 PM

I sat on the bench and happily watched my team interact with the Angelic Avatars. Stan had been a little sore when he realized that he had been tricked by an illusion, but Michael was happy to have had a good scuffle. Jeff was leading him through a few footwork exercises in order to show the fighter exactly what he had done ...

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Chapter 340

Michigan Stadium, Ann Arbor, Michigan - 1:50 PM

The word about the contest had gotten out to the non-Angels in the city rather quickly, and it kept getting pushed back as more and more people began to show up. Given that their scenario had been wrapped up thanks to the arrival and help of the Heavenly Host, they had a lot of free time on their hands.

Especially sinc...

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Chapter 339

Ann Arbor Train Station, Ann Arbor, Michigan - 12:19 PM

I stretched as I left the Angel Express’s Subspace Depot, leading everyone except Ash and Bethany onto the platform. Both of them had important work to do and time was becoming scarce. The Tea Witch, it seemed, was on track to finish her project before the Patron’s Ball.

Sara had already warned me of everyt...

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Chapter 338

The Angel Express - 11:43 AM

The feeling of the train running along the tracks was always such a simple pleasure. It was the ambience. The gentle motion of rocking while moving forward, the sound of the wheels against the rails, and the constantly changing view outside. When it came to long-distance travel, I truly believed nothing could beat this.

Especially with g...

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Chapter 337

Thunderbowl Lanes, Allen Park, Michigan - 10:28 AM

Boss Perfect Game retrieved his ball and stepped towards his lane. I received the quests I had been expecting.

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[[Quest: Filbin Crew Battle!]]

You have challenged Boss Perfect Game to a crew battle between The 300 and the Seven-Tenners. This is a match betwee...

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Chapter 336

Thunderbowl Lanes, Allen Park, Michigan - 10:13 AM

I stepped into the bowling alley with my diamond ball stowed away in a custom Sol Ligatus bag that hovered beside me. There had been few people outside due to a large meeting taking place, but those who were around saw fit to give us a warning that a powerful monster guarded the alley from within. I had thanked them and c...

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Book 8, Chapter 0: Backroom Deals (Book 8 Start)

The Dealer made sure everything in his home was perfect. There wasn’t a single speck of dust in sight, all of the seats were just right to accommodate his guests, Bella had been put away in another room so she wouldn’t get riled up, and the smell of banana bread hung thick in the air. It was a crowd pleaser; everyone loved it.

After checking his vest one more time, the bipedal alligat...

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Chapter 335 (End of Book 7)

Washington D.C. - 2:45 PM

I eyed the Angel in front of me wearily. My head was pounding and my body felt sluggish after reverting to normal. There was no need to check that I was out of Mental Points, but I knew my points total was fine. Sara became my source of power after my resource pool was emptied thanks to the Armor of the End.

“General Malphazarin,” I gre...

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October News

Salutations, readers!

I'm excited to announce that I'm going to be participating in HearthCon again this year. It's less to do with Dungeon Inspector and more Courier Quest because it's a cozy con, but I'm going to be a part of the LitRPG and ProgFan panel this Sunday at 1PM Eastern. It will be streamed...

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Chapter 334

Washington D.C. - 2:33 PM

Shortly after the slime hit the ground, he rapidly circled and surrounded me. Sharp tendrils shot out of Crokillik like bullets in an attempt to pierce my skin. I watched his approach, turning to sweep my vision over them, and I was glad I could see again.

My body reacted to my thoughts immediately as I spun and sliced through the tendrils....

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Chapter 333

Washington D.C. - 2:21 PM

I must not have turned off accessibility mode because text box after text box appeared in front of me despite my closed eyes, but I couldn’t focus enough to read any of them. Holy energy at a quantity my mortal vessel couldn’t contain zapped through me, threatening to burst free.

My body had healed, or at least I assumed it had, and I c...

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Chapter 332

Alexandria, Virginia - 2:02 PM

“Damn, this place reeks,” Jamie complained as we exited the Subspace Depot near the closest train station to the Washington D.C. barrier.

“That’s mostly sulfur, though there’s the stink of disease there, too,” Jeff said in disgust as he pulled a handkerchief from his inventory and offered it to Kayla. “Yeah, no, that’s ...

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Chapter 331

The Angel Express, en route to Alexandria, Virginia - 7:21 AM

It took me a surprisingly long time to figure out exactly how I wanted to proceed. My wife, concerned, rested her hand on my leg. Or, at least, pretended to. She was still a hologram created by the Patron’s Car and wasn’t actually here to give me any physical comfort.

With an acknowledging nod, I star...

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September Update

Salutations, readers!

Going to get right into it. First up, today is the launch of Courier Quest 2: International on both Amazon and Audible!

If you can (whether you purchased it or have Kindle Unlimited), I would appreciate any ratings or reviews you may throw my way. Amazon has made ...

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Chapter 330

The Angel Express, en route to Alexandria, Virginia - 7 AM

We took some time before congregating in the Patron’s Car. Some people were still trying to find the energy to go about their day, and Jamie still had to visit Ash after being gone for so long. The Monstersmith had declined to join us since she still had work to do, but she was nearly done and was adamant that s...

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Chapter 329

The Angel Express, Hamlet, North Carolina - 6:27 AM Eastern Standard Time

“I’m not used to feeling this tired anymore,” Jeff complained as he slumped over his coffee. He wiped the sleep from his eyes and shook his head. “We’re supposed to be superhuman because of the system, right? How is Constitution not covering this?”

“He’s a monster, man,” Merc...

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Chapter 328

The Angel Express, Calais, France - 9:13 AM Central European Time

From the moment we got back on the train and over the next thirty hours of travel, Mercury and I barely got any sleep. The rest of the time had been spent in the training car with some advanced lessons. We leaned heavily into our enhanced Constitutions to keep going even when exhausted, but I made sure not ...

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Chapter 327

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, Kyiv Oblast, Ukraine, 7:43 AM

Every part of my body was in pain. We were covered in soil, mushroom pieces, rubble, and debris. The only thing keeping us from being completely buried was my Constructs. I had used my full allotment to shield us and began Lifting them so we could burrow out from under here. They started cutting through the fall...

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Courier Quest 2: International is now available for pre-order on Audible!

Salutations, readers!

As you may have heard, Courier Quest 2: International is up for pre-order on Amazon, and this is true. It's releasing on September 25th.

However, I am absolutely giddy to announce that it is now ALSO available for pre-order on Audible! Giancarlo and Hannah are the best narrators I could have gotten and they absolutely enhance the story to a phenomenal degree....

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Chapter 326

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, Kyiv Oblast, Ukraine, 7:30 AM

I tracked the corpse of the Fission Bear flying through the air towards the Chernoshroom’s stalk via invisible strings. Given that it was still in one piece and its guts continued to glow bright orange even through its fur, it was easy to keep eyes on. Muzzling the boss so it wouldn’t have an outlet for its ...

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Chapter 325

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, Kyiv Oblast, Ukraine, 7:20 AM

I drank two Arcane Breakfast Teas to restore my Mental Points to a level I was comfortable with as we surveyed the carnage that laid before me. It had taken ten minutes to reduce their numbers to the double digits, and the only monsters left were those unlucky enough to be maimed but not killed. Yet, anyway.

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Chapter 324

Outskirts of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, Kyiv Oblast, Ukraine, 6:52 AM the next day

Although there weren’t any working rails near our destination, some had been added by the administration itself. They wanted people to come. It was clear from the moment we stepped outside that Hernigan, the administrator in charge of this area, was ecstatic to have such a playgro...

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Chapter 323

The Angel Express en route to Ukraine, 4:27 AM

It had taken longer than I had anticipated to reach an accord with Katie, but jumping on the opportunity had proved to be a better decision than bullying her further. My last wish would be easier to make without any downsides, too, though that was sitting in my back pocket for now.

The only extra addition to the deal wa...

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Chapter 322

Al-Safa, Syria, 3:15 AM

There was no flash of lightning, no roiling thunder. Smoke didn’t start shooting out of the golden lamp when I rubbed my palm against it. Instead, there was an anticlimactic pop and a woman appeared in front of us. She was floating just like we were.

The Genie looked like a regular person. Even though I couldn’t see, I remembered her clea...

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Late August update

Salutations, readers!

Just a couple of things as I'm trucking along and doing my best.

First, it has come to my attention that Chapter 315 of Run was not placed in the right tier. Those of you who paid for the Full Flossi didn't have access to it before, but you do now! Sorry for the trouble, and hopeful...

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Chapter 321

Al-Safa, Syria, 2:27 AM

Harvesting parts from the Seismic Plesiosaur was normally a huge ordeal. It took a while for the lava that made up its blood to cool, and then you had to cut through rock in order to get to some of the parts that were worth grabbing. The monster’s teeth and the claws on its fins were easy enough to deal with. Cut them out, toss them in your inven...

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Chapter 320

Al-Safa, Syria, 1:42 AM

Faarax turned to get some distance from me, but ran headfirst into one of the Constructs I materialized to block him. I struck him from above, driving my knee between his wings and the Staff of Raphael against his shoulder blades. He lost altitude, and I went with him.

We landed in the thick of the battle, crashing down hard on a Magmasaur. O...

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Chapter 319

Al-Safa, Syria, 1:34 AM

I took my time inside the pillar of fire that Maahir unleashed. Now that he was dead, its power had dispersed drastically though it was still going in a lasting attempt to avenge him. His body had been brought into my inventory and I had taken everything of value, something that normally would have taken minutes without the mental access I gained t...

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Chapter 318

Bosra, Syria, 1:34 AM

The Oracle of Cinder’s transportation ability was incredibly fast and not subtle at all. On the outskirts of Bosra, Mercury and I were both hoisted into the air by the wind. He had received permission to move us, so our Constitution stats weren’t stopping him. Our bodies were wrapped in individual curtains of swirling sand, dust devils, and they ...

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