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I Coded Dumb(er) Ways To Hide In Minecraft

NEVER try to hide under a bed, or this might happen. Whatever you do, NEVER hide inside of a painting... I coded your dumb ideas into Minecraft!

https://youtu.be/-Rtvh-9tZys

Fabric 1.21.4

QUICK RULES:

• Feel free to use this to play with your friends and have fun. However, I ask that ...

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I Made Fishing 1000% Worse

I Made Fishing 1000% Worse. Why? To sabotage a fishing trip that my friend, Knarfy, invited me and others on. From turning my friends into Fish and shooting them with a Fish Cannon, to teaching Fish how to fish...

https://youtu.be/mFk0LUwP9wU

Fabric 1.21.4

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I Added The Most Cursed Foods To Minecraft

So, they dared me to make a cooking update using only viewer suggestions, and what can I say.. your HORRIBLE ideas absolutely RUINED this update! From souls of the innocent, to a literal meat monster - I coded your horrible food ideas into Minecraft.

https://youtu.be/6uHwpMa8VfQ

NEOFORGE 1.21.4

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I Built Harmless Traps (That Go Way Too Far)

Beds with Saw Blades? Yep! Toxic brewing gas? Obviously. Grindstones that rip your face off? Why not!

https://youtu.be/0U9GwmHEv6g

NEOFORGE 1.21.1
+ Dependencies that are included!

QUICK RULES:

• Feel free to use this to play with your friends and have fun. However, I ask that you ...

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I Coded Dumb(est) Ways To Die In Minecraft...

NEVER look up while its raining, and whatever you do.. DON'T EVER try to use a flint and steel backwards, or else this may happen. I coded your dumb ideas into Minecraft.

https://youtu.be/IXzhPjhYRz8

NEOFORGE 1.21.4
+ Dependencies that are included!

QUICK RULES:

• Feel free to use ...

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I Coded Dumb(er) Ways To Die In Minecraft...

NEVER run down a set of stairs, and whatever you do.. DON'T EVER try to pickup a chicken, or else this may happen. I coded your dumb ideas into Minecraft.

https://youtu.be/I6J7L6W0eB4

NEOFORGE 1.21.4
+ Dependencies that are included!

QUICK RULES:

• Feel free to use this to play wit...

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I Coded Dumb Ways To Hide

NEVER get eaten by a Sniffer, or this might happen. Whatever you do, NEVER try to hide inside of an ender pearl... I coded your dumb ideas into Minecraft!

https://youtu.be/m4LHJiJ2yDA

NEOFORGE 1.21.4
+ Dependencies that are included!

QUICK RULES:

• Feel free to use this to play wit...

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I Coded Dumb Ways To Die

NEVER touch grass, and whatever you do.. DON'T EVER try to milk a cow, or else this may happen. I coded your dumb ideas into Minecraft. Splinters? Yep! Choking on air? Sure!

https://youtu.be/KcIaGDcW8Jc

NEOFORGE 1.21.4
+ Dependencies that are included!

QUICK RULES:

• Feel free to u...

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Heads up!

Hi there! I just thought I would let you know that I will have all of the missing mods available here very soon, by the end of the week.

Since uploading weekly, my work flow has gotten a bit tight and I haven't had any time to make the posts. But that's no excuse! The truth is that I'm a bit of a perfectionist and like to take my time in making even the post higher quality.


Th...

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I "Fixed" PVP Using Your Dumb Ideas

From a throwable rock to a potion of lagging, I coded your ideas to make Minecraft PVP 1000% worse in an effort to stop my friends from bullying me on our minecraft server

This version was made for Fabric 1.24.4!
Credits: Made by @ACraftingFish

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• Feel free to use this to play with your friends and have fun. However, I ask that you do not use ...

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I Made Minecarts Unreasonably Deadly

WOAH. I am SO sorry, I totally forgot to post this one. I've been seeing your comments and ran to pull everything together.

This version was made for Fabric 24w33a!
Credits: Made by @Mim1q

Please note that this is going to be very buggy and not work super well.

QUICK RULES:

• Feel free to use this to play with your friends and have fun. However, ...

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I Made Minecraft Enchantments 1000% Worse

Fortune, Loyalty, Density, Aqua Affinity... these enchantments are dumb. In this video, I made them worse. Why? To prove a point to my friends after being kicked from the council of enchantments.

Mod Information: Fabric 1.21.1
Credits: @Mim1q

QUICK RULES:

• Feel free to use this to play with your friends and have fun. However, I ask that you do not use it...

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

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💸 How You Can Win $25,000 And Support My Channel At The Same Time!

Spotter Studio is hosting a $25,000 holiday giveaway, and as some of you may know I've been affiliated with them for about two years.

Sign up for the FREE 60 day trial for a chance to win, while also supporting me in the process. 🎁htt...

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I Built Scary Traps To Trick My Friends

From a haunted clock that turns back time to a stinky cursed cheese that turns you into a rat, these are the scary traps that I built to terrify my friends!

HAPPY (LATE) HALLOWEEN! <3

THANK YOU TO:

• MIM1Q for development.

• YOU for supporting me and helping me cover the cost!

MOD INFORMATION:

• Fabric ...

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Plan B

I have a plan for if the plan doesn't go according to plan, and this is it...

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I trapped a HAUNTED HOUSE to scare my friends...

The next trap video is in production and so far, thinks are looking 2SPOOKY4ZEE!

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Thank You For Your Patience

An update mini-vlog right to your beautiful face! Thank you for your patience while I've been working out my life and getting back in motion.

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MINECARTS, BUT DEADLY-ER

So I've been playing around with minecarts... SOON tm

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I Made Useless Gadgets To Scam My Friends

So, ever heard of Temoo? Not that one app, no this is a new one. Its your one stop shop for useless gadgets that will probably do more harm than good!

In this video, I scammed my friends. Period.

THANK YOU TO:

• MIM1Q for development.

• ItsBeck for assisting me with assets.

• YOU for supporting me and helping me cover the cos...

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GET READY TO LAUNCH!

PATRONS! It has certainly been a while since my last update, so I thought I'd let you in on what we're working on.

So, I can up with this idea while back to try and SCAM MY FRIENDS. How you may ask? Well, it's simple. I'm designing a bunch of useless gadgets in Minecraft. You know, like an ejector saddle on a pig kind of thing.

This has been such a goofy idea for us ...

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I Let Your Ideas Ruin My Birthday Party

HAPPY BIRTHH.. yeah no my birthday was two months ago. We were a little late to this one, huh? Well, either way.. we coded your ideas to ruin my birthday party!

https://youtu.be/G9bclV5eKjU

THANK YOU TO:

• MarcusSlover for development!

• ItsBeck for assisting with a few assets.

• YO...

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Who Added Protein To Minecraft?

So, what more can I say? I'm working on the next two videos today and just finished making this in block bench. No matter how many times I see buff Minecraft players, it never gets old!

This video specifically is all about adding useless gadgets into Minecraft to try and scam my friends. LETS GET THE BAG!!!

Sending love to you all, I hope that you have a fantastic wee...

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I Made Deadly Traps To Trick My Friends

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN... BOXMAN and his terrible boxrooms dimension. Only this time I helped him make it 10x worse by coding your terrifying trap suggestions into Minecraft.

https://youtu.be/8sWKUvjhl8E

THANK YOU TO:

• Mim1q for development!

• ItsBeck for assisting with a few assets...

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The Boxroom's Are Terrifying...

So, here we are three videos deep into the trap series. This one will mark the end and conclusion of the boxrooms, so we have to go all out...

Here my friends will be trapped and forced to face some terrifyingly evil traps that will leave them dismantled.. literally...

Design...

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Trap Ideas For Minecraft From YOU!

WOW! It turns out our community really enjoys watching me create traps for Minecraft and then torture my friends with them... who would have thought?

That said, I wanted to make this post for a couple of reasons:

1. I owe a major thank you to all of you for supporting our videos on patreon. Your pledges really do help us cover the cost of getting these custom features dev...

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I Made Even More Cartoon Traps

So, everyone LOVED the first video making cartoon traps in Minecraft. Of course we had to do it again... this time we didn't hold back!

https://youtu.be/hbmsy3-yxBo

THANK YOU TO:

• Mim1q for development!

• ItsBeck for assisting with a couple of assets.

• YOU for supporting us and h...

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Video Preview: First React Video!

THIRD CHANNEL INCOMING! You've heard me talk about it, you've heard the news, it's time you see it. This is the first video going live on the reacts channel at the start of July.


This is a format I've wanted to explore for a while, mainly because there are so many incredible things in the minecraft community that I haven't seen yet. So this is a chance to see them and react with my f...

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It’s All So Exciting!

Just another little mini vlog, this time featuring my loud feet on the treadmill and music in the background… 💪🫠

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Friends That Get Stuck In A Bucket Together, Last Forever

Seriously, someone should take this microphone away from me at this point, this is COMEDY GOLD. We're working on the next traps video and it's genuinely making me laugh more than I'd like to admit.

I don't want to provide any additional context, but here's a cartoon bent nail:

 

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