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Spooky Snacks Taste Test

Food time!! I felt like it's been a while since I've just sat in my office for a taste test without all of the bluescreen shenanigans, so I wanted to give that a shot with this video. Hope you all enjoy, and have a happy Halloween!

Keep your eyes peeled for a scary indie game stream coming in the next few days over on Twitch.

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Mystery Tapes #8

It's been quite a while since the last entry, but here's a new Mystery Tapes video! I hope you guys enjoy it!

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new Mystery Tapes on the way

hey patreon pals!

i'm on a bit of a streaming break while i focus on getting my video making mojo back on track. my current goal is to explore some old video formats and hopefully get back to regularly uploading a couple of times a month.

not too long ago i released a movie review, and now a new...

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TGI FRIDAY'S FROZEN FOOD

i am so tired from working on this the last few days to leave a meaningful comment, but i'll share my thoughts on the production (and also why i have a brand deal again after making a big deal about taking less) when i regain my energies.

thank you all for being so patient with me - i really hope this one is worth the wait!

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Upcoming BrutalFoods Exclusive Update!!

Warning: This post does include some spoilers.

Here is an audio update on my current video project! Below is a transcript of the audio log (it was generated by Adobe Premiere, so it is imperfect but should suffice.) I recommend listening to the post rather than reading it if you can, just so you can get the full message. 

Also included in this post is a peek at my storyboarding...

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Project Updates: February

Hey Patreon Palz! Time for some top-of-the-month project updates!


VIDEOS

So I got the Johnny Tsunami video out last month, which is nice, but I'm bummed to not have made a second upload. In January I spent a lot of time breaking down my video-making process in an attempt to come up with faster ways to get things done. This was very insightful and should r...

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Deleted & Extended Discussion: Johnny Tsunami

Hey guys! The copyright claim has expired and the Johnny Tsunami video is finally debuting on YouTube tomorrow! It only took 30 "short" days. I've already forgotten if the video was any good or not so I'm really hoping people like it.

I often have scraps of video left over after completing an edit, and this year I'm going to try to share more of that here on Patreon! Obviously it's not go...

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Music Time, Moose! by brutalmoose

hey all! i honestly don't remember if i've talked about this album on Patreon, but if you read my blog or watch my streams you've probably heard about it. i was asked by my friend unico to compose some music for a desktop buddy she was making called "Study Time, Aya!", and this is the result! it's a combination of r...

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Johnny Tsunami - Movie Review

Wowee Roary, a Patreon Timed Exclusive?

This video has been finished for a couple of days, but the YouTube Copyright Robots are really giving me a hard time about it. I'm going to continue trying to please the AI overlords for a while longer, but if the video is still getting Copyright ID flagged after today I might just have to dispute the claims before I post it, which can take up to 30...

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SNEAK PEEK - upcoming movie review

hey there Patreon Pals! i'm still chipping away on my next upload, but since it's taking a little while longer than i expected i've decided to drop a little Patreon Preview! this is roughly the first 2 minutes of my upcoming video, though the edit is not final. it's still missing some visual elements.

i've been thinking about ways to drop fun things here on Patreon without paywalling majo...

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Hello Patreon! Long time no see! (also new Treasure Hunt vid)

Hi guyyyyyyyzzzzzzzz!

It has been a very long time since I posted to Patreon. Since June 2021, even! The reasons for my disappearance are boring, mostly just dealing with personal stresses. Back then I was slowly becoming a recluse to the internet in general. I didn't just pull back from posting on Patreon, but also Twitter, Discord... I even vanished from Twitch for half a year or so. View Post

Pop Star: Movie Review

Whoops, sorry for the late post here.

I really had fun putting together this video, it's been a while since I've done a movie review and I quite enjoy doing them! I know my media reviews aren't as popular as my food videos are, but I'm hoping to do more of them in the near future just because I really enjoy making them!

Thanks as always for watching, everybody! I'm about to do some ...

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Lunchables Snackables - Junk Food Reviews

I am here with video for watching!

I'm sorry this one took so long to arrive, but I hope it was worth the wait! I really set out to try and make a food video like none other, and these are the results. I just got a wacky idea and committed to it, and honestly i'm pretty jazzed with how it came out!

Not sure what's up for me next, but for the immediate future I must sleep, for I was ...

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Diet Coke for Millennials

This is a video that I made for my main channel (hence the Patreon credits at the end and also how it's just a regular brutalmoose video), but somewhere between editing and uploading I fell out of love with it. Normally I'd just not upload it and try to forget that it ever existed (Which is what I did with that Africa Trail video that I eventually uploaded), but since I'm trying to use my secon...

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Patreon Update!

Hey guys, long time no Patreon Post! If you’re not already in-the-know, I’ve been posting regular-ish project updates over on brutalmoose.com, so if you’re ever interested in knowing what I’m working on, I’ve been trying to be a little more transparent about my work over there.

If you’re unaware of my website, then you might also be confused about why I didn’t charge Patrons...

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MTV's "Next": The Meanest Dating Show?

Oh my god he LIVES!!!

((VERY IMPORTANT: I've been using my personal website as my online hub lately. I've been pulling away from social media and wanted a place where I could post updates without sending notifications to a bunch of people, so if you're interested in what I'm up to or haven't heard from me in a while, be sure to check www.brutalmoose.com !)

So since my last upload I ...

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Mystery Tapes #3

Oh my god, if you are a $20 Patron and I spelled your name wrong in the credits I am SO SORRY. Apparently I really flubbed the spelling on the thank-you's this time, I gotta start being more careful with that. There are plugins that I've heard of that can export your Patreon list for you to just copy/paste, but I like to type out the names myself because it feels more personal and it h...

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Exloring an Unlabled VHS Tape - Mystery Tapes

Holy CRAP. It's a video. Can you believe it?

Oh my god it's been so long since I've posted something that I've lost my ability to write Patreon posts. I keep writing stuff and deleting it and I'm getting nowhere. Which is oddly a great transition into why there hasn't been a video in a while - lots of work without getting anywhere.

Since my last upload I've nearly completed a couple...

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New brutalfoods & Incoming Patreon Refresh!

Ho ho, ho! Here's a new food videho!

Guys! Guys. In 2019 I was very bad about utilizing Patreon. But 2020 is here, and if you've heard me talk at all about this year, you know that 2020 Ian is all about making BOLD, CARELESS, and RECKLESS DECISIONS.

The incoming Patreon refresh is not bold, careless, or reckless, but it is in fact a decision!

I'm hoping to have a blog post out...

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Ranking Halloween Candy / Chicken Wing Recipe!

Chicken Wings: Air Fried vs Deep Fried! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B_lLHDMOaY 

Oh my god I'm back! Hey guys!

I've got two videos to post today! The Chicken Wing video was released a couple of days ago but I wasn't able to post it up here at the time. I w...

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The Big Move

3 cross-country moves, and I've finally decided to document one! This video chronicles the 4 day drive I made from Texas back up to Washington state, as I relocate once again because life is chaos.

Sorry for the huge gap in videos, everyone! Any time I go a week without uploading I feel guilty, so a whole month is just unacceptable. I know I have the move as an excuse, but still, it's goo...

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Treasure Hunt and RuneScape!

Old School RuneScape Forever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OrAmVOkrXY

YOU GUYS.

I am sorry for being irregular with posting my videos here on Patreon! I think this is the second time in a row that I've had to double-up because I missed one. I have no excuse other than forgetfulness. 

T...

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BrutalMews & Coin Pusher Reviews!

BrutalMews video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9hnHxX_s00 


Hey everybody!

So sorry I missed posting the BrutalMews video here on Pateron last week, I have been crazy busy lately and it just slipped my mind! On top of really leaning in to the 'variety channel ' id...

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Soda Drinker Pro - Surreal Soda Simulation

A new video ALREADY? What is this madness?

This is the shortest gap between uploads I've had in quite some time, especially since my move towards longer-form videos. That was made entirely possible by my good buddy Todd ( https://www.twitch.tv/toddly_enough ) who served as my production assistant on this video.<...

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Summer School - Movie Review

Well hey there!

It's been a little while since the last movie review, so I hope some of you will be pleased to see this format return! I'm back with my buddy Chadtronic this time because I feel like we've got really good chemistry and also some similar tastes when it comes to bad movies. Be sure to check out his channel as well, because we recorded a second collab that he uploaded! React ...

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Crane Games and Other Arcade Novelties

Woah, something new! And I'm actually not in my house!

I think I mentioned last post that I was cooking up an idea that was a bit different than my usual, and here it is! Arcade videos aren't anything new on YouTube but I'm hoping this one still retains that brutalmoose feel and sets it apart from the rest, kind of like my take on food videos.

This video was a lot of fun to make. Li...

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Tiny Japanese Takoyaki Kit (late post)

Oh wow I was late on posting this here, my bad!

When this video went live I was actually over in LA doing everything on my phone, which isn't how I'm used to posting. In fact, making a video go live just on my phone was oddly stressful? For some reason it felt more out of my control than usual, even though all I did was post a video. I'm just too used to sitting in front of a computer all...

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The Coin Game - Eerie Arcade Simulation

It's a game review!

This should not have taken me as long as it did. I'm sorry for such a long wait for a simple game review, but that's just how it goes sometimes. I really enjoyed making a video where I didn't have to worry about "wacky" editing so much. It was nice just making a game review for people to chill out to.

I know I've said it before, but I'm determined to upload more ...

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Banquet Bowl Blind Taste Test

Wuh oh. I had the idea to do a fully green screen episode at the same time I had the idea to do a blindfolded episode, and this was the result.

I don't really have much else to say about this video, it kind of speaks for itself haha. Been a hectic time over here, but things are smoothing out and I'm feeling productive again! This video just took forever to edit because of all of the green...

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Africa Trail: The Lost BrutalMoose Episode

It's another upload, and it didn't take me half a year! Wild! Well that's because this video was produced back in 2017. Remember the short hair? Remember the beard? Remember tiny wood-paneled apartment? Doesn't feel like that long ago, does it?

Originally I played this Africa Trail video on stream during a celebration of my 500k subscribers, and it ended up being not as terrible as I reme...

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