Clarke woke slowly and painfully, swimming up from the hazy oblivion of unconsciousness, eyes opening a crack. They widened as things came into focus, and she sat up with a gasp of surprise, one that rapidly became a soft squeal of pain as her injuries, aggravated by the sudden movement, made their presence agonizingly known. She slumped back down, making occasionally soft whining sounds as she...
2023-06-18 21:15:48 +0000 UTC
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Forsaken
Chapter One
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Mount Olympos, home of the Greek Pantheon, was a place that had long held the imagination and dreams of mankind. A beautiful, shining place from which the gods reigned over all of creation, described by Homer as a massive, sprawling akropolis nestled into the mountainside, just below its peak. Guarded by gol...
2023-06-18 20:44:40 +0000 UTC
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Shadows and Dust
Chapter One
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There were countless beliefs about how the universe began. Innumerable religions and myths, explanations both mystical and mundane, magical and scientific. Theories of how everything that is, was, and will be was shaped and formed, theories of how it functioned, theories of what came when it ended. Even theor...
2023-06-18 20:43:29 +0000 UTC
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So the next update, I expect, will be Because of the War. Furthermore, I have several projects that are approaching the point where I would be considering the idea of starting to post them. There is a poll up on my Patreon (Pat-reon dot com/historicalhijinks) that is open to the public (in other words, you don’t have to be paying me money to vote) to provide me some guidance on what p...
2023-05-10 17:16:54 +0000 UTC
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Crown of Slaves
Chapter Five
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“Put this on.” Asmu-Nikal greeted me to her room three days later with blunt words and an imperious finger pointing at an outfit that had been draped over the back of a chair. She had kept me at arm’s length since our chat in the library, but while she had more or less ignored me, s...
2023-05-03 22:46:57 +0000 UTC
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Dawn Is Just A Heartbeat Away (Hope Is Just A Sunrise Away)
Chapter Three
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A pleasant, deeply satisfying soreness and the warmth of two slender forms pressed against her sides welcomed Aeliana as she slowly returned to the land of the living, with the...
2023-04-18 22:54:48 +0000 UTC
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Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)
Chapter 10
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Kostia didn’t even try to restrain her grumbling as she laboriously made her way towards Niylah’s trading post, Klark’s unconscious form slung across her shoulders in what the Old World would have called a ‘fireman’s carry’. Maybe she shouldn’t have sent N...
2023-03-25 06:15:01 +0000 UTC
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Crown of Slaves
Chapter Four
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In retrospect, perhaps, having my already-angry owner return home and find me sitting in her private library, reading her private notes and contemplations on the Force and other related subjects had…not been the wisest idea in the world. Of course, I hadn’t intended for that to be the case, but I had gotten rath...
2023-02-10 17:45:11 +0000 UTC
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I can't go back to writing all three of them full time, so I thought I would give you guys the option of deciding which of the three will receive an update! Vote below, and we will all get to enjoy the result!
2023-01-10 20:13:55 +0000 UTC
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Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)
Chapter Nine
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Abigail Griffin hadn’t been the best company, at least for certain people, since her husband had been floated. Oh, she was genial enough, polite and just as dedicated to caring for the people of The Ark as she had ever been, but she the differen...
2023-01-10 20:08:51 +0000 UTC
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Crown of Slaves
Chapter Two
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Asmu-Nikal was…less than pleased when she returned to her quarters that night, having (presumably) just finished being grilled extensively by the other members of her family over dinner right after getting off of the shuttle from Korriban. In fact, she was so disple...
2022-11-06 21:15:46 +0000 UTC
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Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)
Chapter Eight
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If Kostia hadn’t already thought that Klark was insane, she would damn well believe it now. Brave, but insane. Ambushing the Maunon was all to the good, of course, Kostia would never turn down adding to that particular body count, but this was folly. ...
2022-10-23 20:26:46 +0000 UTC
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Dawn is Just a Heartbeat Away (Hope Is Just A Sunrise Away)
Chapter One
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Evening balls in Garlemald, the Imperial Capitol of the Garlean Empire, were not uncommon. Wind or rain, sun or snow, summer or winter, the movers and shakers of the empire liked to get together as often and as lavishly as possible. Displaying their wealth t...
2022-09-15 04:38:12 +0000 UTC
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Hedonistic Heroism (Or, How I Saved the Multiverse Via the Shameless Pursuit of Personal Pleasure)
Chapter One
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“Goddamnit…” I groan, leaning back in my computer chair and staring at the off-white ceiling of my bedroom in exasperation as the famous Final Fantasy victory theme p...
2022-09-11 20:07:05 +0000 UTC
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Conquest of Paradise
Chapter One
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Starting World: The Division
Starting budget 280
Patron
Archdeity of Eternity free [280]
Mesméra free [280]
Intensity
Me and My Girlfriend(s)(PvE) +0 [280]
Substitute as a Hunter Agent of T3 -5 [275]
Bindings
Hypnosis ...
2022-08-28 23:47:50 +0000 UTC
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Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)
Chapter Seven
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“By Sheidheda’s Black Bones!”
Costia flinched at the particularly vile curse that Niylah let loose roughly ten seconds after she laid eyes on the corpses of what had once been her modest herd. She had known it would hurt her friend, had...
2022-08-01 01:08:49 +0000 UTC
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As always, please consider supporting me on Patreon, and join me in thanking my current Patrons!
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Hedonistic Heroism
Chapter Eight
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Andraste
The Broken Isles were beautiful, lush and varied and sprawling. Even the ruins that dotted them did little to detract from their beauty, actually enhancing it in many ways. Adding to the ancient mystique, the mythical feel of the entire place. Of course, it only look...
2022-06-20 05:14:55 +0000 UTC
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Herald
Chapter Nine
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The atmosphere in the room was tense as the pair stared each other down, before Taylor grinned made her way over the arena as well. Looking the other woman over, she nodded in approval.
“The legendary Ash Pheonix.” She hummed, continuing her inspection. “Ah, but you go by Cinereal now, don’t...
2022-06-05 23:55:48 +0000 UTC
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Many thanks, as always, to my incredible Patrons that make writing possible!
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2022-05-22 16:49:55 +0000 UTC
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Slight miscall last chapter, due to lack of experience. The ‘Get A Job’ roll was actually a success! So that will happen before the current event is over, though that isn’t in this chapter.
I believe I have gotten a firmer grasp on the system, please let me know if you think anything has been miscalled now and in the future, because I need concrete examples to help me get used to so...
2022-05-10 06:45:49 +0000 UTC
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Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)
Chapter Six
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The ‘bunker’, as Clarke called it, was massive. That had become rapidly apparent the more the two of them had moved through it, passing cul-de-sac after cul-de-sac and room after room. If Niylah had to guess, there was comfortable living space for nearly ...
2022-04-25 03:57:32 +0000 UTC
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Seraphim
Chapter 14
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Lisa Wilbourne, born Sarah Livsey, had encountered many ‘curve balls’ in her life. In fact, her life had seemed to take a sadistic pleasure at throwing shocking and emotionally, which is why she had gained the ability to ferret out secrets and surprises with nothing more than the bare minimum in...
2022-04-10 17:42:51 +0000 UTC
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Hedonistic Heroism (Or, How Excessive, Shameless, and Sinful Self-Indulgence Somehow Saved the Multiverse)
Chapter Seven
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Modera
The small sitting room into which the Royal Family of Gilneas had ushered us was lavish, of course, though perhaps not as lavish as a similar room in Lordaeron or Dalaran ...
2022-03-27 16:50:47 +0000 UTC
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Herald
Chapter Eight
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Colin Wallis had never considered himself the most socially astute man, though he was reluctant to admit failure in anything, because of a few reasons. First, and most publicly acknowledged, was his obsession with efficiency. Why say something in three paragraphs th...
2022-03-20 05:52:14 +0000 UTC
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As always, an enormous thank you to my current supporters on Patreon! Consider becoming a Patron for a bevy of benefits, including early access to chapters!
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2022-02-20 07:09:01 +0000 UTC
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Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)
Chapter Five
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Waking up had been rather less than delightful, despite the pleasant soreness that lingered from her self-indulgence the night before, as Clarke learned that sleeping on the ground (in both the literal sense, and as in ‘the homeworld’) was not nearl...
2022-01-30 22:57:48 +0000 UTC
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Many thanks to my current supporters on Patreon! Please consider joining their ranks for any number of benefits, including early access to chapters of all currently-updating stories!
The next story to be updated will be Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)!
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