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A Standup Philosopher

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Vincit Qui Se Vincit Chapter 6

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Neolithic Knuckledragger: Acrimonius

Bronze Barbarians: Luke B.

Iron Intellectuals: WanderingDaemon, TheDukeOfBears, MouthyStorm, Cybercr...

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Because of the War Chapter Twelve

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Neolithic Knuckledragger: Acrimonius

Bronze Barbarians: Markus, Luke B.

Iron Intellectuals: WanderingDaemon, TheDukeOfBears, MouthyStorm,...

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Herald Chapter Seven

Bronze Barbarians: Luke B., Markus

Iron Intellectuals: WanderingDaemon, Cybercrisis, MouthyStorm

Machine Menace: Aydrik

Nuclear Noncombatant: Amanda E.

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Herald

Chapter Seven

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Conquest of Paradise Chapter Nine

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Bronze Barbarians: Luke B., Markus

Iron Intellectuals: WanderingDaemon, Cybercrisis, MouthyStorm

Machine Menace: Aydrik

Nuclear Noncombatant: Amanda E.

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Conquest of Paradise

Chapter Nine

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Nothing Is True Chapter Four

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We’ve Shed)

Chapter Four

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“I can’t fucking believe this! I just can’t believe it! How in the name of all that is holy did you manage to drop my daughter eighty miles away from the target area, you idiots?!” Abigail Gr...

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Seraphim Earth Bet Sidestory #3

Earth Bet Sidestory #3

Marissa and Mouse Meet Monsters

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Marissa, if she hadn’t already known, would now be quite convinced that this version of Earth was totally insane. The feathered angel-monster that had brought them all here had been bad enough, but finding out she was one of three city-destr...

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Seraphim Update

The next Seraphim chapter is almost complete! I wanted to give a status update since I've been silent a bit longer than usual. Another coworker quit, so I am now working six days a week instead of my previous four. It has naturally cut down on writing time significantly.


Please look forward to it! (TM)

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Vincit Qui Se Vincit Chapter Five

As always, thanks to my Patreon supporters! Remember, there are plenty of benefits to being a supporter, including early access to chapters, extra votes in Quests and polls, and more!

Bronze Barbarian: L. Baccus

Iron Intellectuals: CyberCrisis, Hunter

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Conquest of Paradise Chapter 8

Conquest of Paradise

Chapter Eight

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Jessica Kendal

The last hour had been a bit of a whirlwind, as far as I was concerned. Struggling to do research without assistants or materials, nearly frustrated enough to go out and collect samples personally if I had to, only for those goddamn Rioters to remind me w...

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Because of the War Chapter Eleven

Because of the War

Chapter Eleven

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The hospital had paradoxically always been one of his most and least favorite places to be, as strange as it might sound. In some ways, the efficiency of a well-trained and well-polished hospital staff was satisfying and inspiring to see, but on the other it was a place of suffering bo...

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Herald Chapter Six

Herald

Chapter 6

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Colin?” Dragon asked gently from the large, wall mounted display dedicated entirely to her presence, but her best friend/colleague/not-boyfriend was entirely oblivious to her presence. She gave a soft sigh, a runtime of ‘exasperation’ running alongside ‘affection’. The two ran together rath...

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Seraphim Chapter Thirteen

Seraphim

Chapter Thirteen

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“What fascinating and mind-numbingly terrifying friends you have, Sophia. Interesting taste in sculpture art as well, and an electrifying personality.“ Lisa remarked a bit numbly, staring at the television screen that was displaying an aerial, panning view of the glassified form of Lung. View Post

Getting Back To It

Alright everyone, now that I am finally possessing internet again, I'm going to be able to start updating on (hopefully) something resembling a regular basis. About 3/4 of the way through a chapter for Seraphim at the moment!

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Conquest of Paradise Chapter Seven

Conquest of Paradise

Chapter Seven

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Mary ‘Saturn’ Masters

Unsurprisingly, it took all of five minutes for the interrogation to begin. What was surprising was that it was Dr. Ziegler that started asking questions instead of Laura or Nova.

“Tell me, Miss Mary, ...

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Post Delay

This week's post will be a little bit delayed, unfortunately I have lost all access to Internet temporarily. I appreciate your patience and continued support!

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Vincit Qui Se Vincit Chapter Four

Vincit Qui Se Vincit

Chapter Four

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I, Jaina, Scion of the Proudmoore family and Heiress to the Grand Admiralty of Kul Tiras (following the death of my elder brother Derek during the Second War) and Student of Archmage Antonidas of the Kirin Tor, was nervous. There were rumours flying across Dalaran, rumours that Lordaeron was ...

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Because of the War Chapter 10

Because of the War

Chapter Ten

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Paige had never considered herself a particularly perverted person, neither lustful nor particularly inclined towards anything creativewhen it came to sex. In fairness, of course, she had never had sex or even done much more than heated kissing and over-clothes-exp...

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Herald Chapter Five

Herald

Chapter Five

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“So, does anyone want to tell me what the hell just happened, and why that young woman is here?” Director Piggot asked, rather more calmly than she felt, as the looping footage on one of the conference room’s large screens went into slow motion, showing Herald flaying Squealer’s truck-tank wit...

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