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Voting for the Week of July 19, 2020!

Welcome back y'all to another round of voting.

Tyrant 1

Tags: self-indulgence, si, Star Wars, Worm CYOA v.3, lewds ahead

-VB-

Tyrant

Chapter 0: I Will Not Bow

“So you just plucked me out of my bed, didn’t even bother to copy my mind or kill me or anything that might help the situation back home… and brought me here.”

…

“An...

An Arcanist in Karakura Town 5

An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 5

-VB-

If what Inoue did to me for my punishment was bad, then what she did to Tatsuki was worse. 

“W-What?” the raven haired girl sputtered. “B-But Inoue-!” 

“No,” the orange haired girl turned her head away. “No buts. I know that you care, bu...

Zabuza's S.Adventures 6

Zabuza’s S.Adventures

Chapter 6

-VB-

As a probationary Konoha ninja and a refugee, Zabuza’s work was limited to C-rank missions in and around Konoha. While he could perform D-rank missions, he had too much pride to take those chores on.

It was the fifth such work that he’d returned from  ...

Master of Flesh: Prologue

Tags: Star Wars, worm cyoa, si, prequel

Prologue

Mace Windu grimaced as the corvette - one of many dozens - raced towards the accursed planet.

“This is the culmination of the last twenty-five years’ worth of work,” he spoke outloud to others - and himself- quietly. “We cannot afford to fail.”

He looked over the crowd of Jedis and nodded.

They...

Magnetic Attraction 13

Magnetic Attraction

Chapter 13: Interruption

-VB-

Arthur Anders
Brockton Bay

I held Nessa by her hip while she wrapped her arms around my neck and legs around my hip. Our hips met together again and again in a symphony of slapping wet flesh and sex. 

Jessica and Clarissa laid t...

Worm CYOA v.3 into Star Wars!

So, somehow, my Idea Suggestion got the second highest vote. 

O.o

That means that as I’ve promised, all of you, my patrons, get to vote on what this build will be! To make this easy for all of us to process, I’ll set down some basic guidelines as to how the build will be chosen.

Essentially, I’ll be converting the Worm CYOA v.3 into a Star Wars-Worm CYO...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 6: Testing

Thank you to all of my Patrons over at Patreon! I hope you and the rest of my readers enjoy this new chapter of Lewd Cultivator!

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 6: Testing

-VB-

If a couple of women showed up at my door with no warning, then I would have looked at them and then shut the door on them immediatel...

Voting for the Week of July 12, 2020!

I wanted to put out one more chapter, but my 11 hour shift job decided that it would strike me in the face and leave me too tired to do anything. I just woke up to make this post.

That said, how are you all? I hope you are all staying safe and healthy. 

An Arcanist in Karakura Town 4

An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 4

-VB-

I stared at the Hollow mask in my hand, elated and disappointed at the same time. 

My disappointment was a petty one: the mask looked like an ugly fat bastard. Considering what kind of Hollow I had made it from, this wasn’t unexpected. Appearance also didn’t ...

Reincarnated to the Past 18: Learning About My New Self

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 18: Learning About My New Self

-VB-

In the end, I didn’t really get to talk in-depth with Ghigari, Ureya, or anyone else really. I spent the entire day eating, and yet, I never grew fatter or bigger. In fact, I ate through what had to be at least my body weight in vegetables, meat, ...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 5: Responsibilities and Surprise

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 5: Responsibilities and Surprise

-VB-

It was April. Soon, the canon timeline for Worm would start.

I, on the other hand, was busy juggling between three responsibilities. 

My first responsibility was to myself: to improve my body, my level of cultivation, and...

Voting for the Week of July 5th, 2020!

Zabuza's S.Adventures 5.5: Haku I

Zabuza’s S.Adventures 5.5: Haku I

-VB-

Life was different now for Haku and her master. She couldn’t say that she was unhappy but she could definitely say that she was frustrated. 

When she served Zabuza, she was the only one who did it. She had Zabuza all to herself. He would always pay attention to her, hug her, touch he...

An Arcanist in Karakura Town 3: Innovative...

An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 3: ... Doesn’t necessary mean Smart

-VB-

I did not possess the explosive growth of Kurosaki Ichigo or any of his future companions, including my Inoue. This wasn’t to say that I was a slowpoke either. In the few months I have been around in this versi...

Reincarnated to the Past 17: Waking Up Different

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 17: Waking up Different

-VB-

I was barely aware of the sounds of people rushing into my home, finding me, and then carrying me away. They carried me into the village under the morning sun, but I didn’t feel its heat, only the burning fever wrecking my body. 

They laid me ...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 4: Unexpected

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 4: Unexpected 

-VB-

I knew that something was wrong with Amy when she came into the house from her stormy and downcast face, but she didn’t say anything. I would have said something but I was kind of busy and a little strained.

Because, as usual, I was working ou...

Weekly Voting for the Week of June 28, 2020

Have a significant career related test this week. Might not be able to update on Monday and Tuesday. But all other days are good still, including tomorrow!

Zabuza's S.Adventures 5

Zabuza’s S.Adventures 5

-VB-

Zabuza stared down at Haku’s nude sleeping form with himself spooning her. He kept his left palm where it was over one of Haku’s still growing breasts when he had woken up. She wasn’t growing any plum or fat and yet her breasts continued to grow in size. Months ago when she first helped relieve him, ...

An Aranist in Karakura Town 2

An Arcanist in Karakura Town
Chapter 2

-VB-

Next morning, Inoue and I sat across from each other in my living room, which was an enclosed part of the warehouse that used to be the office that I turned into my living space. The four rooms attached to this living room used to be storage spaces, but now they were three ...

Reincarnated to the Past 16: Fertilizing the World ... and Myself?

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 16: Fertilizing the World ... and Myself?

-VB-

Shit smelled. 

When I mean shit, I mean literal feces. Human feces, in particular, smelled more than other animals, too. Was it because I am a human that human feces smell stronger to me?

… Or it was because I ...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 3: Training Paid Off...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 3: … Just not How I Expected It

-VB-

We stared at each other. I stood by myself with an empty beer can between two fingers and two bags of groceries in my left hand and my right hand remained outstretched. The Undersiders looked at me, but it was only Tattletale who saw the...

Weekly Voting for the Week of June 21, 2020

Sorry about that, folks! Arcanist is a commission by Kejmur, and I added it to the voting poll by accident! If you have voted already in the last poll, you don't have to vote again, I'll take those into account. If you vote here again, then I'll disregard your previous vote.

Again, sorry about that!

Weekly Voting for the Week of June 21, 2020!

Please disregard this voting Poll. Look for the new one.

An Arcanist in Karakura Town

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB- 

An Arcanist in Karakura Town

-VB-

“There are many jobs one can get in a city like this place,” my self-appointed guardian lectured again. “And for someone as especially as talented as you, you should be striving for the best that you can be, not what is the easiest or th...

Zabuza's S.Adventures 4: Unexpected

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 4: Unexpected Resettlement

-VB-

Zabuza cocked an eyebrow at the woman in front of him before bursting out into laughter. 

He was apparently the Fifth Hokage’s “type.”

“I did not expect the Fifth Hokage, the Fiery Habanero of Konoha, to be so … desperate~,” ...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 2:

Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 2: No Training Montage for You!

-VB-

Cultivation. 

Did I mention that it wasn’t too different from a Tinker or a body builder in how it functioned? 

For me, I had the knowledge of what I must do to advance my body; the mind and spirit were trickier, so I was focusing on ...

Reincarnated to the Past Interlude: Bodi 1

Bodi stared at the gawking man responsible for the death of his former chief and couldn’t help but wonder.

That donkey-looking braying weirdo was his master now?

‘Ugh, at least the horse fuckers let me wield a sword,’ he thought in dismay. 

The plains tribes and his new master - they were trying to hand him the end of the rope tying him and fou...

Weekly Voting for the Week of June 14, 2020!

Welcome back to another week of Vagabond's fictions. 

A Lewd Cultivator 1: Here I Am

My name was Alan Marris, a native Brocktonite, a graduate of Arcadia, and a self-employed computer software programmer (and fishing enthusiast). Not rich but not poor, I lived on the western edge of the city’s Downtown, right where the western suburb borders Downtown. 

But a person named Alan Marris did not exist on Earth Bet until ten seconds ago. Twelve seconds ago. ...