SamuZai
Vandalvagabond

Vandalvagabond

patreon


Vandalvagabond posts

Zabuza's S.Adventures 3: Battle of the Bridge

 

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 3: Battle of the Bridge

-VB-

Zabuza flexed his right arm, and inspected it for any fault.

“Healed,” he grunted in satisfaction. He turned to Haku, who stood waiting for him. “How are the tree lovers doing?” It was only prudent to keep tab on his current enemies. As such, ...

View Post

What is Happiness 4.8

 

What is Happiness?
Chapter 4.8

-VB-

As she said she would in front of Armsmaster, Parian (Sabah) began to pack up her store, which was a process that really didn’t take long when both of us were involved. While she gathered all of her materials, I gathered all of her machines. 

From there, we just walked...

View Post

Reincarnated to the Past 15: Aftermath

 

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 15: Aftermath 

-VB-

Once our victorious triumphant wore off, the dirty work of cleaning the battlefield began. 

In this day and age, any metal that could be looted off of bodies was a reward in and of itself due to how expensive equipment was. 

Everyone got ...

View Post

Weekly Voting for Week of June 7, 2020!

View Post

Gunmetal Crusade 5: War (4, arc end)

 

RATATATATATA-!

DAKKA.

Splat.

TATATATATATATATATATATATA-!

BUZZZBUZZZBUZZZ

PHOOSSSHHH-!

BUZZ BUZZZ BZZZZZZZZ

PHHOOOSSSHH-!

P-P-PI-PING PING PING!

DAKKA.

BUZZ BUZZ-

Splat.

DAKKA DAKKA (splat) DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA (splat) DAKKA DAKKA (splat) DAKKA (splat) DAKKA DAKKA (splat)!

...

Is it o...

View Post

Zabuza's S.Adventure 2

 

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

A blonde head popped out of a tent in the middle of the dim night. It looked left and right, tossing its twin tails side to side. Then she moved out of the tent as silently as possible and out of the camping ground. 

From behind a tree, a mop of white hair popped out.

“Are they asleep?” Kakashi a...

View Post

What is Happiness 4.7 & 4a: Talking with Parian & Armsmaster Interlude

 

As always, thank you to all of my Patreon members! 

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

What is Happiness
Chapter 4.7

-VB-

“Should we talk inside?” I asked her, and she acquiesced easily to my request. I knew that sooner or later, the Protectorate would come by to check up on us, e...

View Post

Magnetic Attraction 12: From No One to Wanted

 

“So we know for sure that this villain is the cause of this catastrophe?” Director Piggot asked the Thinker Tank representative on the projected screen. Although the members of the Thinker Tank were notoriously unreliable, they were - at the end of the day - a resource ready to be tapped by any of the directors and those who filled out the right paperwork. 

In the fo...

View Post

Reincarnated to the Past

 

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 14: Clash (4)

-VB-

5…!

There was no point for me to stay behind this shield and spear wall, not when -
(I reloaded the crossbow)

4…!

- my enemy looks like he can dodge literal arrows on a mount, which was harder than dodging on your own, and - <...

View Post

Weekly Voting for the Week of May 31, 2020!

I want to do something different to see if you like this better. I'll be posting the most demanded works as part of the poll options, but I will also add the "Other" option that lets you choose which works, new or continued, for me to work on this week. This means you can suggest story ideas as well.

This will let you guys, my Patreons, to also offer new story ideas for me to write.&...

View Post

Zabuza's S.Adventure 1

 

Commissioned by Kejmur!

-VB-

Zabuza’s S.Adventures
Chapter 1

The thing about working along the coast of Land of Fire was the fact that it was fucking hot. It was a constant sweltering heat mixed with the high humidity of a land that enjoyed a lot of rain. 

Zabuza remembered his time in Land of Water. Sure,...

View Post

What is Happiness 4.6: More Recruit

  

The thing about Vector Control wsa the fact that imagination was truly its limit. 

Within the boundary of my power, I was a god. To control the vector of everything within my boundary was to control everything from dust to gravity itself. 

So.

What did I do with it?

I made toys.

Instead of sticking my dick into my girl...

View Post

Side Quest for Harem and Powers 13: Alterations

 

Side Quests for Harem and Powers
Chapter 13: Alterations

-VB-

“You know, I think I’m not good at joking,” I sighed while Cortana giggled in the background. 

When I talked to Benezia and Hiari about the turrets, antimatter generators, and whatnot, I didn't give them the full picture of what to expect....

View Post

Reincarnated to the Past 13: Clash (3)

 

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 13: Clash (3)

-VB-

I joined up with my left flank again, and soon, we were pushing against the now routing Scythians. 

“Keep formation! Do not chase after them!” I shouted over the racket of the battle. My troops shouted back in reply, but aside from the acknowledgement...

View Post

Weekly Voting, May 24, 2020!

A new week! Hope all of you are safe and sound as well as entertained and happy!

View Post

Side Quests for Harem and Powers 12: Discussion

 

Benezia looked at the sexually hyperactive man on the other side of her bed. 

Yes, her bed in her penthouse on Noveria. 

She’d become - let’s say enamored - with the man after a single dinner. It was rather embarrassing that a matriarch like herself would take such a short time to take a lover - and have to share him - and out of a short-lived hum...

View Post

Midoriya Collection 18: Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

Thank you to all of my Patreons! You guys get to see this earlier!

-VB-

2 months before U.A. Entrance Exam…

“RRAAAAHHH- DIE!” 

The explosion he’d “cast” ripped the metal plating in half, blackening the surface and unleashing an ear-cracking gong to ripple his personal training ground. 

Huffing in exhaustion a...

View Post

Gunmetal Crusade 4: War (3)

 

“We can’t just leave the city!” Taylor shouted angrily. 

“Oh, we certainly can,” Lisa growled. “Have you not heard what I told you, Taylor?!” 

“B-But that just means that we should be the ones defending the city!”

Lisa stared at Taylor for a moment before sighing. Taylor couldn’t understand. Wasn’t this city their ...

View Post

Magnetic Attraction 11: Disaster (1)

 

Michelle Ponte was a normal Brocktonite woman. She, an overworked office drone, only had an associate degree in taxation, and couldn’t find any more opportunities to advance herself. The city was an ever shrinking job market, and she remained because she was taking care of her five year old brother and disabled parents,  victims of the Empire Eighty-Eight’s rampantly viole...

View Post

Reincarnated to the Past 12: Clash (2)

 

Ureya grimaced as she ducked under the swing of an axe before lashing out with her sword. 

‘Short bursts like how Alan practices his sword swings!’ she thought to herself, and followed through with a jab. The tip of her sword sunk into the enemy’s crook of the neck before she pulled out, knowing fully well that it was a kill even if the raider was still standing, s...

View Post

Weekly Voting for the Week of May 17, 2020

View Post

Eximetali Astartes (Scrap Metal Marine)

A picture for the armor used by the main character in "War" chapters.

Specifications (with pilot included)
Height: 7'7"
Weight: 833 lbs.
Max Sustained Running Speed: 27 mph
Max burst speed (100 yards): 75 mph, may cause armor's hydraulics to fail
Damage: anything less than mortar can leave the bar

View Post

Side Quests for Harem and Powers 11: Refit... Later

 

Side Quests for Harem and Powers

Chapter 11: Refit… Later

-VB-

As much as I wanted to rush back to the ship and its engineering bay to get some juicy UNSC tech, I had more important things to do. In the end, I asked Cortana to leave me recommendations for personnel and ship UNSC technology. 

So what d...

View Post

Midoriya Collection 17

 

Midoriya Collection

Chapter 17: It Starts With As All Things Start…

-VB-

4 months until Bakugo Katsuki enters UA.

“This is … a sad sight.”

Izuku couldn’t help but agree with that statement. He and All Might, standing next to him as Toshinori Yagi, stared down upon the Dagoba ...

View Post

Weekly Voting for the Week of May 10, 2020

Happy Mother's Day, y'all!


Edit: Forgot to add "Reincarnated to the Past. " Vote for the Other Options and type in comment, please. Sorry!

View Post

Garden of Enchantment 11: Cecilia's Mine Now

 

Garden of Enchantment 

Chapter 11: A New Girl

-VB-

Cecilia groaned as she woke up slowly to the light of the morning sun shining down on her. A (fallen) angel she may be, but waking up was an effort for all beings in and under heaven. 

(The demons and devils in the Nine Hells and Six Planes couldn...

View Post

Gun Metal Crusade 3

 

Gunmetal Crusade

Chapter 3: War (2)

-109-

From atop Brutus, Taylor, Skitter in her costume, gasped as she arrived just in time to see Velocity get gunned down. She didn’t miss the civilians stuck in the crossfire just like he had, but she and her team had been too far to help. She flinched back, clampin...

View Post

Side Quests for Harem and Powers 10: Unexpected

 

“Give me the short report right now. I can get the full report once we’re in my secure office,” I said as I quickly made my way back to the ship. I turned off the hologram but kept an earphone in my right ear.

“The Geth, after hearing information that we agreed should be shared, decided to expand out of the Perseus Veil.”

That brought me up short. I literally ...

View Post

Reincarnated to the Past 11: Clash (1)

 

My first battle. Not a skirmish. Not a brief contact conflict. Not a minor dispute. A real battle. 

In the overall scheme of things, it would be classified as a minor skirmish between raiders and a minor tribe. Depending on who won, the winner would gain a temporary dominance over the region - or none at all if the damage to either side was too much. There were a dozen d...

View Post

Weekly Voting for the week of May 3, 2020!

Welcome to the crew, Harpy!

View Post