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Weekly Voting: Mar 13, 2022

As per rule, Swiss Arms is off this week.

Greedy Cataloger 8

Greedy Cataloger
Chapter 8

-VB-

For their own reasons, Lisa, Kayden, and Taylor wanted to make an independent hero team using the Shroud as their new power and their original powers hidden as aces and tricks.

I wasn't against that, because no more than a day later, I got all of them to agree to bring me villainesses who people might not car...

Lost in Translation 1

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Lost in Translation
Chapter 1

-VB-

“OOF!” I moaned in pain as I slowly got off of the rock hard ground and dusted myself. “Where the fuck am I?”

I looked around and saw a ruined city.

And then I remembered.

I panicked slightly as I remembered the deal I made with It.

What is Happiness 6.2

What is Happiness?
Arc 6 Chapter 2: Changes 2

-VB-

Having children in the family was different from having lovers and wives.

For one, the children were wholly dependent on me for even the smallest actions. Two, the focus of the family shifted.

The children became the focus of the family.

“Coo coo kaa kaa!” I crooned as I loo...

What is Happiness 6.1

I keep getting questions about where the rest of the story is. They are on QQ.

What is Happiness?
Arc 6 Chapter 1: Changes 1

-VB-

Despite my cape persona’s infamy, no one knew my real face nor did they suspect that the Butcher had a harem of three women.

So when two of those women came to the hospital with their man and del...

Celestial Hymn 26

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 26

-VB-

Rosia felt thrills of excitement travel up her spine as she traveled with her lord’s retinue.

She was going to King’s Landing for the first time! The thought filled her with jubilation, and she wondered what kind of lords and ladies she would see from her lord’s side.

She squeezed her eyes shut as ...

Swiss Arms 15

Swiss Arms
Chapter 15

-VB-

I stared down at the shorter woman who I’ve already met to negotiate our help and the younger man who stood next to her.

“Our pay?”

“It is already prepared,” Lady Planta, the Lady Dowager of Waldenberg, replied before gesturing towards the village. Indeed, carts had been made ready to transport all...

Runoff Vote!

Been a while since we had one of this.

Weekly Voting: Mar. 6, 2022

Debauchery Hunter 20 (NSFW)

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Debauchery Hunter

Chapter 20

-VB-

It's been more than two months since she started working for Alan, and things were going crazy!

Why?

Because she liked him. She had a huge crush on him! What made it worse was that she knew that he knew her crush, and she knew that he knew that she knew...

Upbeat Hyena 16

Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 16

-VB-

Floating in the ocean wasn’t so bad.

Avenger hummed quietly to himself as the waves moved him about.

[You still want to fight like this?]

Father talked to him in moments like these. Avenger appreciated that Father, despite being the one who exiled him in the first place, always checked up on him. 2022-03-03 20:58:59 +0000 UTC View Post

What is Happiness? 5.8

What is Happiness?
Arc 5 Chapter 8: Nine’s Act 2

-VB-

“This is a good way to go about getting some payback for ruining the game, don’t you think so, Sibby?”

For once, the woman had become truly angry. In fact, he would describe her current state was “wrathful,” because unlike the self-righteous heroes, she truly lost something d...

What is Happiness? 5.7

Commissioned by Kejmur

What is Happiness?
Arc 5 Chapter 7: Nine’s Act 1

-VB-

To my surprise, the PRT was the first to call for a Truce and a meet up between all of the remaining major powers of the city.

I didn’t bother going. Hell, it ruined my plan for ambushing the Nine if they showed up at the neutral grounds, which the PRT de...

Celestial Hymn 25

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 25

-VB-

Ignoring another failure of my Forge to connect to the greater constellations, I looked down at the two messages before me. The first had been expected while the second left me in surprise.

The first came from King’s Landing itself with the seal of the King himself. Robert, who still thought of me a...

Swiss Arms 14

Swiss Arms
Chapter 14

-VB-

I watched as the majority of the enemy army swarmed towards the minuscule but still stone and brick fort of the Waldenburg. It was built on top of a hill, though, and they climbed up slowly. On top of that, the fort’s defenders had already begun to rain down arrows on them. Coupled with the incline and currently burni...

Weekly Voting: Feb 26, 2022

May Ukraine give Putin a bloody nose. 

Greedy Cataloger 7

Don't forget that this entire story is a giant NSFW

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Greedy Cataloger
Chapter 7

-VB-

With Taylor and Lisa secured, I wondered if I should also capture Panacea and Glory Girl. The farmer's ability was useful anywhere and a superman package was great, too.

"Urk."

I patted one of Taylor's cheek...

Upbeat Hyena 15

Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 15

-VB-

BOOM!

Alexandria flew out of the dust, and missed her grappling. Her target, an infamous demon, cackled as he dove out of her way. Not to be outdone, the demon lashed out at her with his “curses,” a cloud of miasmic plague that withered all those that touched it.

She didn’t believe in magic or demons, but she’s se...

What is Happiness 5.6

What is Happiness?
Arc 5 Chapter 6: Nine’s Stage

-VB-

I slept.

The night passed by without any more incident. I was sure that most of it had to do with the Nine being shocked by the sudden deaths of their members and my message to the PRT, one that I made once I got home and had access to a phone, about the Nine’s present presence in th...

What is Happiness 5.5

Commissioned by Kejmur

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What Is Happiness

Arc 5 Chapter 5: The Nine's Show

-VB-

Before the Nine hit the Bay, I wanted to know a few more things about my power.

The power that I used to make the Butcher's power mine without the baggage was still relatively unexplored.

I wanted to know if I could "alte...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 49

Resubbing to WoW TBC was a mistake.

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 49

-VB-

Breath in.

Breath out.

Breath in.

Breath out.

I opened my eyes.

“Yes, Amy?”

My wife - I was not going to get tired of thinking that - stood in front of me with her hands on her hips and said hips slightly swaying fro...

Swiss Arms 13

Swiss Arms
Chapter 13

-VB-

Swiss Alps, as it would later come to be known as, looked picturesque when I, in a distant past that may be the future, looked it up on Google.

During my less than twenty years of life here, I have seen examples of the picturesque valleys and mountains.

Not a lot of people talked about how cold it could get,...

Weekly Voting: Feb 20, 2022

Logical Irrationality 3

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Logical Irrationality
Chapter 3

-VB-

'I'm supposed to have already this universe, not get myself even more deeply involved in it,' I thought with frustration aimed at myself rather than the situation.

My mind paid attention to three main threads. The first was the rescued children. I had thousands of subthreads ...

Greedy Cataloger 6

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Greedy Cataloger

Chapter 6

-VB-

For the first time in a long time, she didn't have a migraine.

Her tongue slipped around another tongue as she enjoyed the kiss.

"You are certainly sexy," Alan, the cape who mastered her, crooned with a grin as he broke the kiss. "I almost passed up on yo...

Upbeat Hyena 14

Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 14

-VB-

1999

Bagaram.

It used to be a name associated with evil eyes looking for victims between alleys and an alter to please a god of demons. In the earlier days of the demon cults, it was the name of a demon knight who roamed the streets at night, belligerent to all those who he deemed as “inferior.” De

Noblesse Privilege 12

Noblesse Privilege
Chapter 12

-VB-

While the brutes and ambitious fought with earthshaking forces, a much more intellectually inclined woman stood inside a cave underneath the palace, writing down the last of the translations.

Robin finished writing down the shorthand translation of the Poneglyph before she snapped her notebook close. “Hm...

Magnetic Attraction 35

Magnetic Attraction
Chapter 35

-VB-

Anne hadn’t expected this kind of response…

“B-but-!”

She also did not expect her dad, who let her fucked up little sister go on as she did, to bother with her and her little hobby!

“It’s for your safety,” dad gritted out. “Do you even know how big the Anders name is?”

...

Magnetic Attraction 34

Commissioned by Kejmur

Magnetic Attraction
Chapter 34

-VB-

Alan Barnes walked into his boss’s office thinking that he had another client to talk to. After all, important clients were always introduced directly by the boss to him because he was that fucking good at his job.

He did not expect to hear that Anders Solutions sen...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 48

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 48

-VB-

Was Australia rich?

Not really. With the loss of the Outback, they lost a lot of their usual mines when Australian export was dominantly raw material export, particularly coal and iron. Leviathan didn’t help, of course, but it didn’t mean that shipping didn’t happen; it just happened f...