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Celestial Hymn 24

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 24

-VB-

“Peter.”

“Y-Yes, master?”

He was now a magician, according to Lord-Master Marris. To be truthful, though, he wasn’t sure if he was. Oh, he’s studied the “primers” his master provided, and they were … wonderful things. To know that there was so much more to the world than just what met t...

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Weekly Voting: Feb 13, 2022!

As per rule, Swiss Arms is off the menu this week, but Celestial Hymn is back! 

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Orbital 8

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Orbital
Chapter 8

-VB-

To be truthful, we only wanted what we were familiar with. It was why despite the fact that there were many universes out there with surely wonderful technologies beyond our understanding and women who were too good for us, we chose instead to start our journey in EVE Online’s New Eden cluster...

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Greedy Cataloger 5 (NSFW)

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Greedy Cataloger
Chapter 5

-VB-

"You want to leave Earth?" Kayden asked incredulously. "Wait, you have a way to let you get to parallel Earths?"

I nodded. "I have multiple options, including Earths that are much safer than Bet."

Today was April 12th, 2011 on Earth Bet. The news of Lung's incarceration just...

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Upbeat Hyena 13

Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 13

-VB-

Welcome to the Parahumans Online Message Boards
You are currently logged in, CarEnTuc

Today is November 16, 1996.

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♦Topic: The Demon Cults of Seattle
In: Boards ► West Coast

Chinchilla3 (Original Poster) (Guy in the Cult) (Verif...

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Noblesse Privilege 11

Noblesse Privilege

Chapter 11

-VB-

Crocodile grinned as the palace burned, and he swept through its halls. His jacket fluttered behind him, completely immune to the fire.

Red and yellow flames danced everywhere, dying the world a dirty orange and red, and he

“What a fine night~,” he sighed as he swept sand arou...

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Magnetic Attraction 33

Magnetic Attraction
Chapter 33

-VB-

“Anne Barnes?” I repeated the name in surprise when Kayden asked me. “No, I haven’t met her before.”

But I knew about her. She was supposed to be only a mentioned character in Worm who was away from Brockton Bay while studying in college. Whether or not she survived wasn’t even known,...

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Magnetic Attraction 32

Magnetic Attraction
Chapter 32

-VB-

Nessa swept her gold blonde hair over her shoulder and hummed before her hand slid down and swept her hand down from the top of her pregnant belly.

She was close. She could feel her.

Yes, her.

She already had a name for her daughter to be and wanted to welcome her into this world with as much ...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 47

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 47

-VB-

To my surprise, Dallons and Pelhams had been Catholics, even if they weren’t devout.

I stood before the altar with Amy next to me. Dressed in the white wedding dress and gown respectively, we were perfect. Sure, Amy stood before the altar with her late pregnancy for all to see, but it only...

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Swiss Arms 12

Swiss Arms
Chapter 12

-VB-

Zernez

Terrace stared at the familiar yet unfamiliar man-at-arms, who called himself a survivor.

His father had gone out to subjugate Landwasser for their family, but instead of an army coming back with either the banner of their enemy or … or something to prove that he’s done their house well.

Ins...

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Weekly Voting: Feb 6th, 2022

Celestial Hymn is out this week! It shall return next week as per rule!

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Greedy Cataloger 4 (NSFW)

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Greedy Cataloger
Chapter 4

-VB-

I stayed to meet the PRT agents and to ensure that the Merchants’ capes would not escape. I also picked Mush out of the water before he floated away.

While I waited, I gathered the loot in the area, wrapped Squealer to start the Capture process, and began to also look for inform...

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Upbeat Hyena 12

Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 12

-VB-

I found myself surprised that the PRT, headed by the genius if pigheaded not-Alexandria Rebecca Costa-Brown, resorted to using other means to fight me.

I mean, what else would this be if not an attack?

I watched demurely as the TV showcased a cartoon - superhero cartoon, of course, showing the Protectorate...

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Noblesse Privilege 10

Noblesse Privilege
Chapter 10

-VB-

Standing on one end in the ring of sand, I eyed my opponent.

This was my third day of stay within the palace of the Nefertaris themselves, and today, I was doing a bit of cultural exchange.

(Not that the World Nobles had culture to speak of, but the point remained!)

Standing with nothi...

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Magnetic Attraction 31

Magnetic Attraction
Chapter 31

-VB-

“It has to be Purity.”

Anne glanced at Emma before she turned back to her homework. “Okay.”

Emma stared incredulously at her. “What do you mean ‘okay’?! He’s obviously a nazi!” she hissed.

“And the people he is arresting have no racial bias and skew for the area he patrols....

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Magnetic Attraction 30

Magnetic Attraction
Chapter 30

-VB-

Reconstruction of the city was well on its way.

The city also had more jobs, some temporary but many permanent thanks to the new businesses I’ve brought to the city, and people had money and food.

The problem, of course, lay with the gangs. They thrived off of chaos and poverty. Prosperity was the...

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Celestial Hymn 23

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 23

-VB-

Being a construction worker seemed like a decent job…since I had clothes, gear, and skills to make this job so much easier than it could have been. The textile I made using the workbench, the metamaterial that dropped temperature with ease really helped with the merciless sun. Tools like my second ionic chainsaw h...

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Swiss Arms 11

Swiss Arms
Chapter 11

-VB-

The Rise of Four Leagues
Doctor Brigette Hassentokten, University of Freiburg

The Battle of Fluela Pass marks a historical shift away from the power of the nobility to the power of the common people in the Central European Highlands, especially more so in the lands that would in the future become Switz...

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Weekly Voting: Jan 30, 2022

The first month of 2022 is coming to an end. Hope y'all had a good start of the month. 

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Greedy Cataloger 2 (NSFW)

Greedy Cataloger
Chapter 2

-VB-

"No way," Milly Ashford scrutinized her husband (she felt a little weird calling Alan that but also rather delighted).

"I'm not kidding," Alan grinned back at her.

She sat kneeling and nude on the bedroom floor while facing Alan who stood in front of her and just as nude as her.

She honestly felt ...

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Greedy Cataloger 3 (NSFW)

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Greedy Cataloger
Chapter 3

-VB-

The bed creaked as I woke Kayden up with a surprise penetration in her surprisingly wet morning pussy. She nearly jolted away from having her vagina filled up so suddenly, but then relaxed and moaned as my fingers kneaded her ass.

“Fuck, don’t wake me up like ...

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Word Play 6

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Word Play
Chapter 6

-VB-

I got four powers in the middle of my planning: Astonishing, Cake, Exchange, and Layout. I burned it all and combined them to make a tier 3 charge. Said charge was then left alone, because part of my new plan was to focus my power into Horrify. Of my two powe...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 46

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 46

-VB-

I was more surprised that Hannover agreed.

Free one million dollars~!

Well, he obviously wanted me out of the city. It probably involved being a shady criminal, but then again, I was getting paid to see nothing, hear nothing, and speak noth...

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Upbeat Hyena 11

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Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 11

-VB-

Gasconade grimaced.

“Are you telling me…?”

“That the mayor may be in on with the cults?” Director Josephine Namichyan finished for him. “Yes. I am very much saying that. I just found about it yesterday.”

“Then why haven’t we arrested him?!”

The e...

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Noblesse Privilege 9

Noblesse Privilege
Chapter 9

-VB-

“...What are you doing?” I asked my friend.

Luponte stared off into the distance. “I just found some rats.”

“And? Actual rats or human rats?”

“Human.”

“Okay, so?”

“I’ll be back. The others will keep you safe.”

I waved him goodbye as he walked out of th...

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Magnetic Attraction 29

Commissioned by Kejmur

Character mix up has been fixed! Thank you for pointing it out, Kej! 

Magnetic Attraction
Chapter 29

-VB-

“Mr. Anders… I can’t say that it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

‘Wow, Renick. Have you gotten so rusty at negotiations that that's how you open up?’ I thought mildly. Instead of frowning...

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Magnetic Attraction 28

Fixed!

-VB-

Magnetic Attraction
Chapter 28

-VB-

The final death of Empire Eighty-Eight cleaned up not just the last ties my wives had to that toxic organization and its degenerate ideas but also, by sheer chance, helped to spur the rest of the heroes to move in and clean the city.

The city’s cape scene, which connected to so m...

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Celestial Hymn 22

A/N: You know, after writing the latest Swiss Arms chapter, I’m not sure I can write anything this week that can compare to it. But I TRY

-VB-

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 22

-VB-

I expected the king to go North to get his hands on Lord Stark for his Hand of the King and released a sigh of relief when he ...

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Swiss Arms 10

Triple the usual volume.

-VB-

Swiss Arms
Chapter 10

-VB-

Fluela, Barony of Vaz

The sound of over half a thousand men marching forward made Rudolf feel stronger than he ought to feel. That was alright, though, because as soon as the Landwasser valley came underneath their family, they would divid...

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Weekly Voting: Jan 23rd, 2022

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