McLaren is a mess, and truth is they've always been that way. From the 2007 teammate civil war, Spygate, the disgraceful Honda engine's in 2015...to 2025. Even with a fast car or a slow one. McLaren is the perfect definition of "You can take a team out of the midfield, but you can't take the midfield out of the team." Constant pit stop issues (ONLY WHEN THEY MATTER TOO), Strategic blunders, Zak...
2025-11-15 15:33:52 +0000 UTC
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To all my short attention span kings and queens, this will tickle your brains in all the right places. Had to make god knows how many changes & additions to this video it nearly drove me insane, but the wait is over. I present 14 minutes of pure high-quality f1 shitposting that's so fucking dumb, even world class directors like Christopher Nolan can't replicate (without growing a brain tumo...
2025-10-18 04:53:50 +0000 UTC
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Wanted to give yall a lil something because I feel terrible for the wait, hopefully this explains the lengthy process time of the next video. Probably the best Max Verstappen edit I've made, its short but required SO MUCH BLOOD, SWEAT, AND MAYBE EVEN SPERM. I think i nutted to the edit at one point. So take this as a hint of what's to come, and I cannot WAIT for you guys to see the McLaren rant...
2025-10-13 01:15:15 +0000 UTC
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Weed in vegas is something you do to get absolutely baked...and I managed to do that just by working on this video. I'm not sure if it was because of Ferrari's fuckups being so braindead it gave me a concussion, or the amount of editing this had. Either way, this is probably my craziest video. If I ever go to court I can just plead for insanity and show them this. It has everything on Ferrari, ...
2025-09-14 23:28:10 +0000 UTC
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LEWIS HAMILTON, is a driver I barely speak about in my videos (knowing TeamLH it's better that way), but now its time. This video will cover his experience with Ferrari and how they ruined him in just HALF a season. Faster than any other driver that raced for the team. Also it will cover Red Bull, Toto Wolff being a supervillain, Freddy Teddy Vasseur, Suicidal Leclerc, and F1 being a sport fill...
2025-09-07 14:44:55 +0000 UTC
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After 6 fucking weeks I can finally post my Oscar video...(title still in the works but this is the best I got so far 😭). A driver with so little weaknesses while having so many other traits from other racers. If you told me this man was genetically modified in a lab with the combined DNA of other drivers' hair strands, id believe you with 0 questioning. But...
2025-08-12 00:30:09 +0000 UTC
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Do you wanna be mistreated in your workplace? Have zero job stability despite working your ass off? Wanna be verbally assaulted? Sexually assaulted? Well look no further, Red Bull has it all. Featuring an F1 car that only one dude with daddy issues can drive, co-workers that leave for rival teams, leadership that blames everyone else but themselves and a team that has staff members that have b...
2025-07-26 18:02:32 +0000 UTC
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Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach Nico how to drive, he brings tractors into Q3 for a lifetime. Ladies and gents i have just given birth to the new video. It took 5 days of hard pushing to get this baby out, but I think I've done it. Also did you guys know I was actually born earlier than I should've? Maybe that explains the ADHD editing on this video that fry my brain. But don't...
2025-07-15 00:32:03 +0000 UTC
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Ladies and gentlemen I'm here to present the new video's intro footage that took days to cook up but its worth it. Consider it my thanks for 500k subs 😘 Also did I say I was making an Oscar video earlier? Yeah nah, I'm saving that for later. Matter of fact who's Oscar and why does he like pastry's? Anyways something magical happened over the past week and of course, I'm ready to yap.
2025-07-11 20:49:57 +0000 UTC
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I KNOW I SAID I WAS GONNA REVIEW THE F1 MOVIE...But I had so many ideas in my head and this was one of them. Oscar Piastri has been a beauty his whole career so its time for another video on the most likeable skateboarding cat on the grid. I am putting every part of my soul into this. Though unfortunately that means I wont have much of a soul left to give the devil (lawrence stroll) in exchange...
2025-07-04 02:23:24 +0000 UTC
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THE FERNANDO VIDEO IS COMPLETE AND MY ASS IS FINALLY OFF MY CHAIR. If you wanna know what compressing 15 years of pain into 16 minutes looks like, this video is it. El Plan has slowly been turning into El Pain and im this 🤏 close to jumping as Charles is in the start of the video. But fuck it next year will be our year ALONSO 2026 WDC (hanging myself if anything goes wrong)
2025-06-15 02:16:51 +0000 UTC
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AFTER 1 YEAR AND A HALF, I am finally making a video about my personal goat. Haven't had the chance before because I was still hoping the Aston comeback was gonna show up in 2024 (shit never happened 🥀🥀). So here we are. FUCK ASTON MARTIN, FUCK LIAM LAWSON and FUCK THE MERCEDES POWER UNIT. Anyways 2026 will be our year or im going to the Aston HQ strapped to the brim.
2025-06-09 19:24:00 +0000 UTC
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Lando Norris has arguably collected the worst set of opponents in his Formula 1 career. Big Daddy Max, a Pastry, F1 twitter and especially A MIRROR. I have never seen an F1 driver struggle so much with their own mentality than Lando Norizz. To the point that I just straight up feel bad for him and his fanbase to see this man mentally torture himself when he doesn't get P1 in a race. That's why ...
2025-05-16 00:37:38 +0000 UTC
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Vocal chords = decimated. Video = in progress. For those who've seen my Max Verstappen video, you can already guess the title of this one. Lando Norris has to be the most mixed-reviewed driver on the grid right now. But what I do know for sure, is that the man is against EVERYONE.
Also I know I put Ferrari there...just so you know it's just because Red is an eye-catching color. I know th...
2025-05-10 00:52:52 +0000 UTC
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As your professional F1 yapper, I've decided to dive into arguably one of the most drama-filled F1 drivers in the sport...Lando Norizz. I still find it unbelievable that this man went from being the least disliked driver to one of the most controversial. So here I am, discussing how his public image basically did a complete 180. Since I'm a professional, I take a neutral st...
2025-04-29 20:57:16 +0000 UTC
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"I'm Max Verstappen's teammate at RB" Yeah just pack it up bruh 💔 Apart from using this title to describe everything that's wrong with Lance Stroll, I have now decided to use this to describe Red Bull. A team that has sex scandals, toxic power dynamics, driver disrespect, a blue tractor and racial profiling.
2025-04-20 20:45:05 +0000 UTC
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Finally posting this since I just finished the re-recordings for Japan & Bahrain. Will I be channeling my inner hater with this one? Maybe. But this one might be more analytical for once...just depends if you would count ranting in the same category. But what we all know, is that Red Bull is such an unhealthy team just talking about them could give you stage 2 diabetes. Video should be out ...
2025-04-16 19:44:53 +0000 UTC
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Might be one of my favorite edits, this one is for the next video. Just a draft though since im using music from radiohead and I dont want the copyright police to cuff up and torture me. Anyways, this is a little clip I poured my heart into so get ready for the Red Bull video hopefully after this race weekend. I hope this helps all you addicts not get any rick withdrawals this week. ENJOY
2025-04-10 00:09:08 +0000 UTC
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Finally finished cooking this, prepare a box of tissues if you're a Ferrari fan as im about to GRILL the ever living shit out of the team. Their dumbass engineers, schizophrenic management and constant fumbles. Red Bull also gets its fair share of slander and especially their racist Austrian leader...Grandpa Marko (Yup, Im just as suprised that its not hitler). Rest of the video has the first 2...
2025-04-02 18:41:18 +0000 UTC
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"The Ferrari Experience" I think I should trademark that, who knows...maybe Disneyland would use that as a name for their rollercoaster which leads to the edge of a cliff. But yes, another Ferrari video is in the oven, this one will have me go off the rails multiple times, start geeking, tweaking, and crashing out.
By the way im posting this sneak peek a lot earlier tha...
2025-03-25 21:23:24 +0000 UTC
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Good day meth addicts. Today I come to you with intentions to amplify your F1 addiction with a podcast that finally has a name and it's literally just the word review in front of my actual name. I know, I know...what an absolute creative masterpiece. But anyway in this episode I rant about Ferrari as usual, but I also throw in a couple shots at known targets, like our dictator MBS, Christian Ho...
2025-03-20 23:01:47 +0000 UTC
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F1 is officially back and what better way to start the season than with a quick recap of what happens when F1 isn't racing. Like just this year alone we had Lewis Hamilton and Carlos Sainz taking on factory tours, George and Max beefing, Pierre Gasly's hairline...and F1 75. And in this video I included all the years of F1 season breaks and by the end of it, you'll notice that F1 off-track is so...
2025-03-11 21:44:36 +0000 UTC
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Currently making a pretty fun video, a lot has happened since F1 went on break in December so I'm about to cover it all here. I know this looks like the most confusing group of photos put together without context, but trust me, it will all make sense when the video is out in a few days. (and yes, I know I haven't activated windows) 2025-03-08 20:35:19 +0000 UTC
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Had to do so many re-recordings and re-writes for this video it actually drove me insane BUT ITS DONEE. The MBS slander is here ladies and gentlemen...and I included everything. From banning swearing, corruption, threatening race bans on drivers if they criticize him, potential ban of team radio and everyone booing the FIA at F1 75.
Ben Sulayem has actually been ruining the sport that pr...
2025-02-24 14:53:05 +0000 UTC
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To all my Patreon goats, I would like to announce that I'm going to be grilling the shit out of the most despised man in Formula 1. Which is surprisingly not Stroll or Mazepin. But instead FIA president MBS...aka Mister Bull Shit. An absolute cockroach who has done nothing good ever since he was hired to lead F1. Hopefully the FIA gets a stroke with the amount of "shits" and "fucks" I've said i...
2025-02-17 14:55:26 +0000 UTC
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Back broken, computer fried and creative juices all used up...but the video is finally complete. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you a whole yap session on as many F1 drivers I can explain in a 20 minute window. This one was really fun to make, I included drivers from the current grid, rookies, retired ones, veterans, and legends who have made the sport what it is today.
Oh and GigaKubic...
2025-02-02 23:45:28 +0000 UTC
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Since its still the season break, and the 2025 grid has given us Lewis in Ferrari, Carlos in Williams, multiple new rookies and a shit ton of other driver transfers that gave us aneurysms. I believe its time for a driver-focused explainer video!!
Not just for the current grid though...but for almost EVERY SINGLE DRIVER thats raced in F1. I'm gonna cook as hard as I can with this one...an...
2025-01-26 23:20:07 +0000 UTC
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Lance Stroll, a driver so ass I genuinely needed to hit my head to think about anything remotely positive about him. But that's only 10% of the video, the other 90% is everything wrong with the guy. From hogging an F1 seat (WHICH COULDVE WENT TO YUKI OR CARLOS), never checking his mirrors, being a dick to his team...and so much more. Believe it or not this video is a fair analysis of Lance...it...
2025-01-10 16:43:45 +0000 UTC
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They be saying "it cost $0 to be kind" as if being hater ain't free too. Expect the ultimate slander video next ladies and gentlemen. All I have to say, is that I did not hold back at all this time 😭🙏
2025-01-04 23:41:17 +0000 UTC
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New years gift for yall! Decided to cook this up for new years celebrations. Took some break time to get this done for you guys! In this episode I yap about things to do when there's no F1, Red Bull's drama of Perez' seat, the new F1 movie and F1 Manager which is not perfect, but probably the best F1 managing game to get hooked into during the off-season. ENJOY!
(I will still be cooking ...
2024-12-31 22:32:39 +0000 UTC
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