Vague teasing sounds a lot more exciting than what I really mean! I hope you're doing well as the world has been so hectic the past couple of weeks. I've got some exciting updates to share...buuuut they're not quite ready enough for me to spill the beans so I am a little vague in this.
I talk about some comfort audios I'm going to be working on, and the soon to be open script submission s...
2020-03-15 18:52:59 +0000 UTC
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Guzma sees the listener struggling with the loss of someone dear to them and steps in to do his best to comfort them and help them move forward...in his own, charming way.
2020-03-06 19:19:16 +0000 UTC
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The listener has asked Alphonse to lean into his dominant side, and he was happy to oblige! Listener has their wrists bound behind their back, and ankles cuffed together as well, on their knees in front of Alphonse as he explains the game that they'll be playing. The listener has to remain quiet as he teases them, and every squeak and moan will result in a spank!
Contains: Ambiguous l...
2020-02-29 00:46:20 +0000 UTC
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Alphonse wakes up from a nap with the listener to find that they've been feeling him up and grinding on him, and he's more than willing to let them finish what they started!
Contains: Ambiguous listener, some light and consensual somnophilia vibes, dirty talk, Al receiving an old fashioned handjob and making a bit of a mess!
2020-02-29 00:37:31 +0000 UTC
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Aizawa and a fellow teacher are secret lovers with a casual relationship, but with romance in the air, the typically nonchalant Aizawa wants to make it clear that if the listener wants more than this...he doesn't hate the idea.
2020-02-20 21:11:29 +0000 UTC
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Hello, friends! I hope the chocolate/candy/sugar hangover from yesterday is treating you well. I wanted to post a quick update to talk about a few things!
Enamel Pin Hypeee!
The Alphonse enamel pin special offer ends today at 12:00pm cst, and I can't thank you enough for the incredible response. If you want to get your hands on the pin, you'll want to upgrade to the $20 t...
2020-02-15 14:11:01 +0000 UTC
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The listener comes to Alphonse's Candy Shop on Valentine's Day to find him rocking a spicy outfit, but he's super sweet on this special day! You know the vibes.
2020-02-15 00:30:23 +0000 UTC
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February 2020's exclusive SFW Patreon audio is a personal Valentine's Day message from Alphonse. I asked myself what Alphonse would want to say about love on Valentine's day based on his character, his past, his voice.
This is what he wanted you to hear.
Happy Valentine's Day.
...he also wants you to hear that there's one day left to get your hands on the Alphonse ...
2020-02-14 12:29:17 +0000 UTC
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Alphonse and the listener wake up from an afternoon nap together for a sweet cuddle session before drifting off back to sleep...that is, after he makes sure the listener clears their schedule for Valentine's Day.
2020-02-12 01:42:22 +0000 UTC
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Sit down for a thirsty thirty minutes of me talking about all sorts of stuff! I cover a lot of obvious stuff, recent audios, Valentine's plans, etc. but then I start talking about more personal life goal stuff and it ends up kind of emotional! Have fun with that! haha
2020-02-07 23:14:42 +0000 UTC
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Weeks have passed since Leon and the listener’s runaway romance, but the winds of change are blowing in Galar. A gym leader has gone missing, and rumors of someone calling themselves the Underground Champion are on the rise!
2020-02-07 22:21:35 +0000 UTC
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Alphonse, your favorite pastel punk, has a special message for you ahead of Valentine's Day!
2020-02-06 02:23:24 +0000 UTC
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Your favorite pastel punk is making his debut as an enamel pin as a special Valentine's Day treat this year! From now until the 15th if you sign up or increase your pledge to the $20 tier, you will be set to receive this exclusive pin!
Not only do you get the pin when it ships out later thi...
2020-02-04 15:01:07 +0000 UTC
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Tension between Guzma and the listener finally reaches a boiling point. The truth comes spilling out, all of this bitterness is because the listener was willing to leave him behind in Alola, and now all that's left is loathing and heartache.
Note: If you missed "Ghosted Guzma" you definitely need to have listened t...
2020-02-03 17:17:55 +0000 UTC
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Sidon is spending his evening writing a letter to his beloved champion, and is a bit embarrassed as he reads it back to himself. After thoroughly embarrassing himself, he hears the chuckle of his beloved, who had been lurking in the doorway and listening in!
The Zora Prince worries that this may all just be a dream, and that he's currently slumbering at his desk, but if that's the case......
2020-01-30 02:21:36 +0000 UTC
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Guzma and the listener are together at Hotel Ionia in Circhester, but not all is well. Guzma is growing more and more weary of Galar, yet the listener still doesn't understand why he holds such resentment towards the region.
2020-01-27 18:30:16 +0000 UTC
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Guzma, cupping the listener's chin and brushing his thumb across their lips, gazes down into their eyes with a knowing grin on his face. He uses the unresolved angst to fuel his dominant vibes, teasing and taunting as the listener sucks his thumb, then his fingers, before finally letting them taste him. It's not perfect, and his heart is heavy...but that thing the listener does with their tongu...
2020-01-27 18:26:29 +0000 UTC
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Aizawa, typically the dominant one in his relationship, has agreed to relinquish control and let the listener have their way with him. He's a little hesitant to let go at first, but when the listener (and Aizawa himself) finds out that he has sensitive nipples, it's not long before those walls come crashing down.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, subby Aizawa receiving hair tugging/ass gr...
2020-01-26 19:42:20 +0000 UTC
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Guzma and the listener are finally in the Galar Region and making their way through the Wild Area to get to Motostoke. Guzma makes a new friend and is mistaken for Team Yell, while also laying eyes on Galar's "alleged" champion!
2020-01-14 21:18:29 +0000 UTC
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Guzma and the listener are on the last night of their ride on a ship from Alola to Galar, and he notices the listener is acting a little off. This is a continuation of the "Ghosted Guzma" and "So Long, Alola" audios.
2020-01-14 21:14:58 +0000 UTC
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Alphonse arrives at the listener's house after receiving an ominous text about a "bun in the oven" but he's totally not panicking, not even a little! Turns out, it was a very sweet misunderstanding...
[This particular audio is Fem!Listener leaning, and we'll return to ambiguous listener w/ Alphonse in future releases. Also, this audio debuted on CardlinAudio's channel!]
2020-01-14 21:07:32 +0000 UTC
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This update is a little unique! There's a lot of the usual update stuff, talking about plans for this month (lots of details about Galarian Guzma) and such, but I also walk you through what it's like when I upload a new audio! It's a live look at the mad dash to get all the promo and hype posted when a scheduled video goes public, and it's uhhhh kind of a mess! Don't judge me too hard.
2020-01-06 19:27:19 +0000 UTC
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This is the SFW half of one of last month's Patreon exclusive audios!
Aizawa and the listener are chaperoning their classes on a New Year's trip, and to much to their surprise, their hotel room was booked with only one bed! What could possibly go wrong?
2020-01-06 19:10:57 +0000 UTC
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Aizawa and the listener are chaperoning their classes on an end-of-year trip, and are staying at a hotel for the evening. Of course, it appears that when booking the trip, Nezu saw fit to put Aizawa in the listener in a single bed room. The principal's meddling leads to all sorts of shenanigans...
Contains: Ambiguous listener, begrudgingly romantic Aizawa, spooning, spooning sex, call...
2019-12-31 20:49:30 +0000 UTC
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Alphonse and the listener have taken their New Year makeout session to some poor soul's bathroom and locked the door so they could finish what they started when the clock struck midnight!
Contains: Ambiguous Listener, lots of smooching, Alphonse hitting it from the back while looking at the listener in the mirror, the first nut of the new year!
2019-12-31 20:37:33 +0000 UTC
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Alphonse and the listener have found a private corner of a New Year's Eve house party to get a little pre-midnight kiss teasing in with each other while reminiscing about their year together.
2019-12-31 20:33:55 +0000 UTC
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The final SFW exclusive for 2019 is a comforting and uplifting message that comes straight from the heart. No particular character (or perhaps Jack) for this one, which I apologize for because my illness this month has kept me sidelined for so long I'm having to improvise to meet this deadline. That said, I do enjoy these personal audios, and this one has a whole lot of my soul poured into it. ...
2019-12-28 23:04:37 +0000 UTC
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This Valentine's Day I'll be launching a special offer where Patrons will be able to get their hands on an Alphonse enamel pin, but I'm torn on which design I want to go with! So, as a special Christmas sneak peek, I'm sharing the designs with you all to vote on which one you want!
It should be n...
2019-12-25 00:29:54 +0000 UTC
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Just a little more tea and a little more rest and my voice will return from the war! Until then, here's me trying power through having a tired/scratchy voice and update you all with plans for the end of the year and especially some upcoming stuff in 2020!
Happy Holidays! <3
2019-12-23 22:27:35 +0000 UTC
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Leon is pushing himself too hard when he's come down with a nasty cold, and the listener shows up to give him a scolding...and to take care of him.
2019-12-16 19:12:12 +0000 UTC
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